Posted on 02/10/2010 3:38:57 PM PST by bloodmeridian
Where is Al Gore? I have been looking high and low for him since the East Anglia emails were made public and I see neither hide nor hair of the Mighty Gore.
And now that the Mid-Atlantic states are sweltering under several feet of Global Warming Flakes™ with more on the way, I think Al should make himself available to calm the affected populations and, oooooooh, who knows, lend a shovel.
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I would be looking somewhere south... Wayyyy south.
Where is the Algore? When the snow drifts clear, he may be found - hiding underneath :)
He’s probably in his TN mansion using up tons of electricity counting the Millions he’s fleeced from people using the Global Warming HOAX.
Global Warming guru Algore – wearing his ever present Nobel medal – is seen here en-route to an important “scientific” conference in Nassau hosted by the UN/IPCC where he was to be the keynote speaker.
Topics on the agenda were to have included “Finding a Good Bail Bondsman,” “Not ALL Criminal Lawyers Are Sharks,” “Changing Careers for Dummies,” “You Want Fries With That?,” “How To Encrypt Emails,” “The Best Prison Jobs,” “Getting Along With Your Cellmate” and “Getting Used to Sleeping On Your Back.”
A sudden – and unfortunate – blast of what the “scientist” in charge of the conference termed “global warming” caused the meeting to be rescheduled until Algore can be thawed some time next Spring – assuming there will BE one.
Our reporter has learned that the influential conservative web site Free Republic has launched a contribution drive to rent a freezer locker in which to keep Gore for the 10 to 15 years estimated it will take for the so-called “mainstream media” to begin covering the Climategate story.
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2 times 50 bucks =
He’s smokin dope with Nanzi Pelosi...poof.
Man, if you hadn’t posted this, I would have.
Al gore could at least poke his head out like a ground hog a take a look around.
Instead he hides in his mansion (which burns as much energy in one day as a third world nation) puts both fingers in his ears, shuts his eyes, and shouts, “lalalala...make it all go away!”.
Fraud charlitan liar creep and a greedy bastard. On his level of greed, Citibank and JP Morgan are amatures.
Oh but he is so carring about the Polar Bears and the whales and little puppy dogs? You’re not anti-Puppy dog are you?
Leftists really do think that we are as stupid as them.
Money! Its about the money! You freaking stupid Leftists weirdos.
I want Al Gore to come here and tell me, with a straight face, that there is not 6ft snow drifts in my freakin driveway!
And don’t even try to give me that, “global warming is making it snow”...Jesus, what do you think I’m 3 years old?
Idiot!
Liberals are idiots! And they are the greediest most self-centered people on the planet.
Thanks for the rant, good post
I have an idea, a fund raiser for Hati, a sure fire big money raiser.
Gather a supply of algore’s er.. soiled underpants, then auction them off on ebay. The DU jock sniffers would no doubt raise enough cash to completely restore the Clintonian Democratic Republic to all its formar glory.
Caddis the most Elder
He’s hiding out with Edwards and Sanford.
He’s only doing what weasels do, they sneak around and hide from sunlight. Great thing is we know OwlGore will eventually have to show his corpulent face as he is still a politician and they cannot bear to be out of the limelight.
But Gore is also and incredible coward so he may hide out longer than you think.
I want to sue Gore for breach of contract. He promised warming, da**it.
RIGHT ON!!
listen... warming, cooling, it was 50/50. so i took a shot!!!
Ohh WOE is me... whys everybody pickin on me???
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