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McCain Declares Ben Nelson "The Biggest Whore In Congress" [Satire]
Elective Decisions ^ | 12/20/09 | Chris Davis

Posted on 12/20/2009 7:16:38 PM PST by writer33

Washington—As debate rages on in both the House of Representatives and U.S. Senate as to who the biggest whore in Congress is, Senator John McCain, R-AZ, went on Fox News Sunday to argue his case that Ben Nelson was by far the biggest whore. McCain went on to say that anyone who let himself be used by Senator Reid so easily was hands down the biggest slut he’d ever seen.

“What this man did,” claimed McCain on Fox News Sunday, “was to demonstrate how big a harlot he was on a public stage. At least Senator Landrieu went out behind the barn to give it away. But Senator Nelson did in broad daylight in front of the whole world. What a damn whore!”

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To: 50cal Smokepole

You’re on the list, but don’t join the chorus of people that feel they have to threaten me. LOL!!


81 posted on 12/20/2009 8:57:37 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33
I'll threaten you whenever I dang well feel like it, dang it! I'm a Freeper, and I have that right, dang it!

Crap, where did I put my meds......

82 posted on 12/20/2009 9:01:56 PM PST by 50cal Smokepole (Effective gun control involves effective recoil management)
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To: 50cal Smokepole

LOL!


83 posted on 12/20/2009 9:03:00 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33

A good Lord’s Day to you Writer33.

Judging by the comments I see all is well.

(Lol. Satire.)


84 posted on 12/20/2009 9:55:07 PM PST by Cindy
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To: John Semmens

Ben Nelson $2 Love You Long Time ping


85 posted on 12/20/2009 10:13:52 PM PST by Tainan (Cogito, ergo conservatus)
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To: writer33
He's been pretty feisty in the Senate on CSPAN lately, but then he's up for reelection. And we both know how short lived his feistiness can be.

Yep. Don't worry, he will turn his feistiness back towards eating his own soon enough.

86 posted on 12/20/2009 11:54:16 PM PST by Zack Attack
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To: writer33

BTTT


87 posted on 12/21/2009 2:57:10 AM PST by E.G.C.
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To: writer33

BTTT


88 posted on 12/21/2009 6:48:19 AM PST by Jet Jaguar
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To: writer33

89 posted on 12/21/2009 6:50:05 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: writer33

McCain has lots of whorish friends.


90 posted on 12/21/2009 6:50:35 AM PST by eleni121 (For Jesus did not give us a timid spirit , but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline)
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To: Cindy

Thanks for reading, Cindy. I do appreciate it.


91 posted on 12/21/2009 6:53:41 AM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: E.G.C.

Thanks for the bump, E.G.C.


92 posted on 12/21/2009 6:54:32 AM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: Jet Jaguar

Thanks for the bump, Jet Jaguar.


93 posted on 12/21/2009 6:55:05 AM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: dfwgator

Perfect graphic, dfwgator. Thanks for posting it.


94 posted on 12/21/2009 6:56:01 AM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: eleni121

:-) LOL!


95 posted on 12/21/2009 6:57:04 AM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: RightSideNews

You’ll enjoy this for kicks ping!


96 posted on 12/23/2009 3:53:20 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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