McCain Declares Ben Nelson "The Biggest Whore In Congress" [Satire]

Elective Decisions ^ | 12/20/09 | Chris Davis

[writer33]

Washington—As debate rages on in both the House of Representatives and U.S. Senate as to who the biggest whore in Congress is, Senator John McCain, R-AZ, went on Fox News Sunday to argue his case that Ben Nelson was by far the biggest whore. McCain went on to say that anyone who let himself be used by Senator Reid so easily was hands down the biggest slut he’d ever seen.

“What this man did,” claimed McCain on Fox News Sunday, “was to demonstrate how big a harlot he was on a public stage. At least Senator Landrieu went out behind the barn to give it away. But Senator Nelson did in broad daylight in front of the whole world. What a damn whore!”

[writer33]

But, John McCain is the biggest whore in Congress.

He's being upstaged by members of the Democratic Party, as hard as that is to do.

[blackbart.223]

" And there will be a price to pay like they've never before seen."

I pray you are correct. On that note good night to to you sir.

[writer33]

So why post it?

Because it's how a lot of people feel here. Just read the thread. And then I ask you, why not post it?

[writer33]

Good night to you as well, sir.

[Mamzelle]

You faked a news story that a lot of people here would like to believe. So you made fools of some Freepers who snapped at the bait. This must give Kos and DU some giggles. To entertain whom? It’s tiresome, it’s unfunny. And no way will I give any hits to your site.

[RegulatorCountry]

... and in related news, Little Lord Fancypants collapsed onto a divan with the vapors. Such language.

[writer33]

Fine, you could’ve just ignored it instead of wasting your time, but all you’ve done is spend time on something you should’ve glazed over and left. If you think this is grand standing, you can kiss my butt. I am sick and tired of people like you with no damn sense of humor.

Just leave me alone.

[50cal Smokepole]

No prob. Unlike some around here, I still have a sense of humor.

[writer33]

:-)

[50cal Smokepole]

RE #68

Good timing, or what?

ROFL

[writer33]

I know. I’m gowing very weary of people that walk around as if they have a cork up their butt.

[danamco]

I would say that the WHOLE Congress deserve that title better!!!

[writer33]

Yeah, perfect timing. LOL!

[Mamzelle]

Post "humor" in the headline, then. But you just want to see how many FRs you can fool to entertain your leftwing trolls.

I won't kiss anything or hit anything, particularly not someone I suspect is hostile to FR. I read your stupid headline hoping McCain had shown some guts, only to find some giggling troll wanting to waste time.

[writer33]

I would say that the WHOLE Congress deserve that title better!!!

Agreed.

[writer33]

Go ahead. Believe what you want. If you think I’m hostile to FR, then tell the Mods. Let them get rid of me. It isn’t your job to be a crusader.

[Mamzelle]

Heh. The mods made an honest thread of this. So you get the last word, now.

[50cal Smokepole]

Geez-la-wheez....
Some folks just need to have a beer and relax.
Merry Christmas!

[writer33]

Beyond relaxing and have a beer. They’re so wound up they’re going to have a heart attack.

Merry Christmas to you as well. And keep an eye out tomorrow morning. There’s a humdinger on the way.

[50cal Smokepole]

OK. Put me on the PING list pleez.