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McCain Declares Ben Nelson "The Biggest Whore In Congress" [Satire]
Elective Decisions ^ | 12/20/09 | Chris Davis

Posted on 12/20/2009 7:16:38 PM PST by writer33

Washington—As debate rages on in both the House of Representatives and U.S. Senate as to who the biggest whore in Congress is, Senator John McCain, R-AZ, went on Fox News Sunday to argue his case that Ben Nelson was by far the biggest whore. McCain went on to say that anyone who let himself be used by Senator Reid so easily was hands down the biggest slut he’d ever seen.

“What this man did,” claimed McCain on Fox News Sunday, “was to demonstrate how big a harlot he was on a public stage. At least Senator Landrieu went out behind the barn to give it away. But Senator Nelson did in broad daylight in front of the whole world. What a damn whore!”

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1 posted on 12/20/2009 7:16:40 PM PST by writer33
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To: Allegra; AZamericonnie; b4its2late; Babu; backhoe; Bahbah; bannie; BellStar; Big Horn; ...

Satire ping!


2 posted on 12/20/2009 7:17:11 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: harpo11; HeadOn; hellinahandcart; Herford Turley; hershey; HighlyOpinionated; Hildy; ...

Satire ping!


3 posted on 12/20/2009 7:17:45 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: OldFriend; onyx eyes; onyx; PAR35; Patriotic Bostonian; Paulus Invictus; pax_et_bonum; ...

Satire ping!


4 posted on 12/20/2009 7:18:28 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33

Catfight between ho’s, eh?


5 posted on 12/20/2009 7:19:17 PM PST by familyop (cbt. engr. (cbt), NG, '89-' 96, Duncan Hunter or no-vote)
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To: familyop

Yep, catfight is on.

LOL!


6 posted on 12/20/2009 7:20:30 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33

Well he is voting to fund abortion with tax dollars. Nebraska may opt out but he is supporting federally funded abortion. There’s no other way around it.

I guess the millions his state will receive is the dollar amount he’s willing to take for the life of the unborn.


7 posted on 12/20/2009 7:20:59 PM PST by boycott
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To: boycott
I guess the millions his state will receive is the dollar amount he’s willing to take for the life of the unborn.

Well put.

8 posted on 12/20/2009 7:22:12 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: familyop

Exactly!


9 posted on 12/20/2009 7:22:48 PM PST by Sunshine Sister
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To: writer33

McCain’s little sissy boy pal Graham-nesty will be pushing cap N trade plus amnesty after this nightmare.

McCain must be worried about his primary. If the people of AZ vote for him they are fools. Thanks to McCain’s McCain-Feingold we got Obama.


10 posted on 12/20/2009 7:30:47 PM PST by Frantzie (Judge David Carter - democrat & dishonorable Marine like John Murtha.)
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To: boycott

“I guess the millions his state will receive is the dollar amount he’s willing to take for the life of the unborn.”

If Nebraska does not throw Nelson, a low life criminal, out of office, it needs to be thrown out of the Union.


11 posted on 12/20/2009 7:31:57 PM PST by AlexW (Now in the Philippines . Happy not to be back in the USA for now.)
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To: Frantzie
McCain must be worried about his primary. If the people of AZ vote for him they are fools. Thanks to McCain’s McCain-Feingold we got Obama.

Yes, we did.

12 posted on 12/20/2009 7:32:09 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33

Wonderful, Chris!


13 posted on 12/20/2009 7:35:25 PM PST by bootless (Never Forget. Never Again. And NEVER GIVE UP!)
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To: writer33

Is this an honest attempt to amuse us on FR or is this meant to amuse the Kos and DU lurkers? I am really starting to hate this gotcha “satire” crap.


14 posted on 12/20/2009 7:35:40 PM PST by Mamzelle (Who is Kenneth Gladney? (Don't forget to bring your cameras))
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To: writer33
"McCain Declares Ben Nelson “The Biggest Whore In Congress”

In this particular case he is correct.

15 posted on 12/20/2009 7:36:53 PM PST by blackbart.223 (I live in Northern Nevada. Reid doesn't represent me.)
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To: Mamzelle
I am really starting to hate this gotcha “satire” crap.

I am too. This guy is a total idiot!

16 posted on 12/20/2009 7:37:03 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: bootless

Thanks for the nice comment, bootless, and for reading. I’m glad you enjoyed it. Don’t forget to vote.


17 posted on 12/20/2009 7:37:49 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: blackbart.223

There are seldom times when he’s right, but he’s nailed this one.


18 posted on 12/20/2009 7:38:39 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33

From National Review:
The $1.2 Billion Whore: See Below
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The Billion-Dollar Vote [Robert Costa]
From The Hill:

Nebraska will receive $100 million in assistance for its Medicaid program under provisions in the Senate’s healthcare bill negotiated by Sen. Ben Nelson (D).

The Congressional Budget Office (CBO) informed lawmakers on Sunday night that the section of the manager’s amendment to the Senate’s health bill would cost $1.2 billion over 10 years.


19 posted on 12/20/2009 7:39:42 PM PST by Steelfish
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To: Cindy

Thought you might enjoy this for venting purposes ping!


20 posted on 12/20/2009 7:40:46 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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