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Tea Parties Being Formed To March On ABC, CBS, NBC And CNN
Elective Decisions ^ | 09/14/09 | Chris Davis

Posted on 09/14/2009 6:49:07 PM PDT by writer33

New York—In a show of dissatisfaction with the reporting from the mainstream media, new Tea Parties are now being formed to march on the headquarters of ABC, CBS, NBC and CNN. Smaller parties are also being formed to march on the New York Times and various papers that misreported the numbers of people showing up in Washington, D.C., Saturday, June 13, 2009.

So, in an act of American solidarity, tens of thousands of protestors and dump trucks will march on each network headquarters building, dumping 500,000 pounds of cow manure in each parking lot. The total manure dumped will equal the total number of people that attended the Tea Party in Washington, D.C.—2 million pounds.

The organization responsible—A.A.I.R. (Americans Against Irresponsible Reporting)—have had enough of the lies and deceit that has permeated the airwaves across the United States of America.

(Excerpt) Read more at electivedecisions.wordpress.com ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Humor; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: chrisdavis; marchondc; patriots; teaparties; teaparty; teapartyexpress
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SATIRE
1 posted on 09/14/2009 6:49:08 PM PDT by writer33
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Satire ping!


2 posted on 09/14/2009 6:49:48 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33

I like it! I hope that they carry the “Where’s The Birth Certificate” signs too!


3 posted on 09/14/2009 6:54:32 PM PDT by real_patriotic_american
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To: writer33

Obviously satire, but more obviously...why not?


4 posted on 09/14/2009 6:56:11 PM PDT by yetidog
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SATIRE

Oh bother. And there you went and got my hopes up.

I was going to contribute the contents of my cat's litter box.

5 posted on 09/14/2009 6:57:14 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (I miss the competent fiscal policy and flag waving patriotism of the Carter Administration)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Feel free to mail the contents of your cat litter box to the listed address in the satire.

:-)


6 posted on 09/14/2009 6:58:52 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33

Actually I think it is a great idea! Satire turned into real life!


7 posted on 09/14/2009 6:59:08 PM PDT by PhiKapMom (Mary Fallin - OK Gov/Coburn - Senate 2010 ! Take Back the House/Senate! Stop ZERO!)
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To: writer33

This satire is sooooo, well, satisfying.
Thanks for posting.
HINT:
This is not the time for me to quit smoking.


8 posted on 09/14/2009 6:59:28 PM PDT by Chong (Tea Party 2009. We are not gonna take it No Mo')
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To: PhiKapMom

I think it’s a great idea too. I got it from three others and just had to satire it.


9 posted on 09/14/2009 7:01:10 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33

It may be satire, but it is still a TERRIFIC idea!!!


10 posted on 09/14/2009 7:01:13 PM PDT by NewJerseyJoe (Rat mantra: "Facts are meaningless! You can use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!")
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To: writer33

Rush actually suggested something like this today.


11 posted on 09/14/2009 7:01:19 PM PDT by Tarpon (The Joker's plan -- Slavery by debt so large it can never be repaid...)
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To: writer33

Awwww, you had me so excited.


12 posted on 09/14/2009 7:01:35 PM PDT by Infidel Heather (In God I trust, not the Government.)
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To: PhiKapMom

Rush discussed this concept today


13 posted on 09/14/2009 7:01:36 PM PDT by sbark
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To: writer33

Too bad, that would be hilarious. Can you imagine the stink(pardon the pun)raised by the State Run Media if this actually happened?


14 posted on 09/14/2009 7:02:02 PM PDT by calex59 (FUBO, we want our constitution back and we intend to get it!)
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To: writer33

Satire—phooey!

I would LOVE for that to be a reality! LOL!


15 posted on 09/14/2009 7:02:11 PM PDT by luvie (2010 is Conservatives' to win....or lose. So....LET'S WIN!!)
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To: writer33

That’s too bad because it’s all so appropriate.


16 posted on 09/14/2009 7:02:55 PM PDT by abigailsmybaby (To understan' the livin' you got to commune wit' da dead.)
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To: writer33

How about 2 million teabags mailed by individual Tea Party supporters from around the country?

If manure were dumped on their parking lot, the media would just claim that the Tea Party people were domestic terrorists and vandals.


17 posted on 09/14/2009 7:03:05 PM PDT by wintertime (People are not stupid! Good ideas win!)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Or a few port-a-potties!
18 posted on 09/14/2009 7:03:38 PM PDT by nomad
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To: writer33

This is like when no boundaries brainstorming suddenly produces a radically powerful good idea. Heck yeah, we should Tea Party the state-run nets.


19 posted on 09/14/2009 7:05:36 PM PDT by LikeLight (http://www.believersguidetolegalissues.com)
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To: Chong

Thanks for reading, Chong. I appreciate it.


20 posted on 09/14/2009 7:06:10 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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