Posted on 07/27/2009 5:34:20 PM PDT by bloodmeridian
WASHINGTON -- Facing increasing criticism today over interjecting himself into a routine arrest involving a black man and a white police officer last week, President Barack Obama signed an executive order banning all public and private discussion of the incident, particularly in reference to him.
“I think the teachable moment has ended,” the president said, reading a statement to groveling reporters in the Blue Room at the White House. “America has talked enough, and that talk isn’t doing me any good at all, and the only thing that’s been taught is that I am just as likely as the vice president to reveal my true, dangerous thoughts when speaking without a teleprompter. I hereby declare further discussion of my involvement in the aftermath of the arrest last week of my good friend Henry Louis Gates by Cambridge Police Sergeant James Crowley to be a federal offense of the new ‘disorderly criticism of the president’ statute that we’ve introduced to the record today."
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LOL, good one.
Perhaps the author can do a piece on Obama insisting that his teleprompter be present during negotiations.
I smell SATIRE!
At least for the moment, this is satire. Tomorrow, who knows?
Never heard of this site/source?
“The teachable moment is over!”. LOL.
>>I smell SATIRE!<<
What is interesting is that there are few who would be surprised if this really happened. It sounds just as reasonable as the fuhrer saying “I know nothing about this but here is my opinion, proving I am a racist, anyway.”
Yeah, what kind of beer does the TOTUS drink; heard Sgt. Crowley drinks Blue Moon, Obama drinks Bud and the man who sees everything in a racist slant, Gates, I’m not sure of.
That is why I was looking for the satire tag.
Gates? Colt .45’s, baby!! Or 40oz Olde English.
I could see that, in a paper bag.
No, I haven’t. If it is not satire then...WoW!
...who sees everything in a racist slant, Gates, I’m not sure of
Gates "white guilt" supporters drink white whine.
you bet, lots of “white whine”
Washington, DC July 25, 2009 Congress today announced that the office of the President of the United States of America will be outsourced to India as of September 1, 2009.
The move is being made in order to save the President's $500,000 yearly salary, and also a record $750 billion in deficit expenditures and related overhead that his office has incurred during the last 3 months.
It is anticipated that $7 trillion can be saved to the end of the President's term. "We believe this is a wise financial move. The cost savings are huge." stated Congressman Thomas Reynolds (R-WA). "We cannot remain competitive on the world stage with the current level of cash outlay," Reynolds noted.
Obama was informed by e-mail this morning of his termination. Preparations for the job move have been underway for some time.
Gurvinder Singh, a tele-technician for Indus Teleservices, Mumbai, India , will assume the office of President as of September 1, 2009. Mr. Singh was born in the United States while his Indian parents were vacationing at Niagara Falls, NY, thus making him eligible for the position. He will receive a salary of $320 (USD) a month, but no health coverage or other benefits.
It is believed that Mr. Singh will be able to handle his job responsibilities without a support staff. Due to the time difference between the US and India, he will be working primarily at night.
"Working nights will allow me to keep my day job at the Dell Computer call center," stated Mr. Singh in an exclusive interview. "I am excited about this position. I always hoped I would be President."
A Congressional spokesperson noted that while Mr. Singh may not be fully aware of all the issues involved in the office of President, this should not be a problem as Obama had never been familiar with the issues either.
Mr. Singh will rely upon a script tree that will enable him to respond effectively to most topics of concern. Using these canned responses, he can address common concerns without having to understand the underlying issue at all. "We know these scripting tools work," stated the spokesperson. "Obama has used them successfully for years, with the result that some people actually thought he knew what he was talking about."
Obama will receive health coverage, expenses, and salary until his final day of employment. Following a two-week waiting period, he will be eligible for $140 a week unemployment for 26 weeks. Unfortunately he will not be eligible for Medicaid, as his unemployment benefits will exceed the allowed limit.
Obama has been provided with the outplacement services of Manpower, Inc. to help him write a resume and prepare for his upcoming job transition. According to Manpower, Obama may have difficulties in securing a new position due to a lack of any successful work experience during his lifetime.
A greeter position at WalMart was suggested due to Obama's extensive experience at shaking hands, as well as his special smile.
SD, please copyright that material ASAP. It’s a howler.
How?????
Hard to tell satire from the real deal isn’t it?
Make a copy and put on the bottom...copyright SkyDancer(real name) 2009 and sign and date.
That is your copyrighted copy of the material. It proves you wrote it on such and such a date, and ou retain the right to reproduce it. If anyone else does and claims it has their own, you can sue.
Most material is self copyrighted now, with just adding a copyright symbol, lower case c with a circle around it.
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