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Ex-President Carter Urges Obama to Trust Hamas
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^
| 7 Feb 2009
| John Semmens
Posted on 02/07/2009 1:48:18 PM PST by John Semmens
Former president Jimmy Carter has urged President Obama to “trust Hamas if he wants to make progress in settling the Palestinian issue.”
“Hamas has suffered a bad press in this country,” Carter alleged. “All we hear about is how Hamas is killing Jews in Israel. Has anyone stopped to consider whether they have good reasons for this?”
“They are not the indiscriminate murderers that Israeli politicians would have you believe,” Carter insisted. “They have had many opportunities to take me hostage or kill me, but they never did. I think this demonstrates a capacity for constraint that few give them credit for.”
(Excerpt) Read more at azconservative.org ...
TOPICS: History; Humor; Politics; Religion
KEYWORDS: carter; hamas; israel; jews; jihadlovers; obama; palestine; satire
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To: 14erClimb; #1CTYankee; 2ndDivisionVet; 3D-JOY; A message; abigailsmybaby; acapesket; afnamvet; ...
To: John Semmens
Is this really satire? It sounds so real.
To: John Semmens
How could a blatant Jew hater become a president?
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posted on
02/07/2009 1:50:01 PM PST
by
duckman
(Jesus I trust in You. Mary take over)
To: duckman
Satire. Fooled again today. Time to sign off.
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posted on
02/07/2009 1:50:53 PM PST
by
duckman
(Jesus I trust in You. Mary take over)
To: duckman
Which Jew hater? The most recent one got 78% of Jews to vote for him.
Israelis 3 to 1 wanted McCain.
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posted on
02/07/2009 1:51:53 PM PST
by
Frantzie
(Boycott GE - they own NBC, MSNBC, CNBC & Universal. Boycott Disney - they own ABC)
To: John Semmens
Just too close to reality to be funny.
To: duckman
He thinks all Jews must die before Jesus will return.
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posted on
02/07/2009 1:54:11 PM PST
by
Moonman62
(The issue of whether cheap labor makes America great should have been settled by the Civil War.)
To: John Semmens
Carter urging Obama to trust Hamas, If Obama is smart he wont trust Carter. I wouldnt loan Carter a ball and pien hammer.
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posted on
02/07/2009 2:01:11 PM PST
by
Venturer
To: John Semmens
I say ship Carter to hamas with a bucketful of peanuts and some Billy beer..
To: John Semmens
To tell the truth...You got me...and then I saw the post that said....Satire...Kudos
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posted on
02/07/2009 2:10:08 PM PST
by
Sacajaweau
(I'm planting corn...Have to feed my car.)
To: Pearls Before Swine
During the oil scare, Carter also called for dams to be blown up for the sake of fish.
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posted on
02/07/2009 2:11:40 PM PST
by
Arthur Wildfire! March
(Ayers unimportant? What about Robert KKK Byrd or FALN pardons? DNC -- the terrorism party.)
To: aeonspromise
Yeah, offer him Georgia peanuts.
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posted on
02/07/2009 2:12:54 PM PST
by
Arthur Wildfire! March
(Ayers unimportant? What about Robert KKK Byrd or FALN pardons? DNC -- the terrorism party.)
To: Venturer
Well, forget that! Dear Leader has signed an ex order to bring a ton of Hamas here and pay their way.
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posted on
02/07/2009 2:12:57 PM PST
by
Coldwater Creek
("There is no insanity greater than electing a pathological Narcissist as president.")
To: John Semmens
This is satire? Maybe AZConservative is trying to preempt Peanuts the Clown from saying this. Or discredit his saying it by making everyone think it is satire when he does say it.
Either way, it just sounds so vintage James Hurl Carter.
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posted on
02/07/2009 2:13:15 PM PST
by
magslinger
(I talk to myself but sometimes I like a third opinion.)
To: Sacajaweau
The sad thing about all this is satire is not that far from the truth.
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posted on
02/07/2009 2:14:52 PM PST
by
Know et al
(Everything I know I read in the newspaper and that's the reason for my ignorance: Will Rogers)
To: John Semmens
Maybe that’s because you’re their only supplier of KY Jelly, Jimmah?
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posted on
02/07/2009 2:19:06 PM PST
by
papasmurf
(Impeach the illegal bastard!)
To: John Semmens
” They have had many opportunities to take me hostage”
Even they don’t want him
To: John Semmens
Now there’s the worst boxed Perfecta ever — Carter and Obama — Obama and Carter — either way, YOU LOSE!
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posted on
02/07/2009 2:19:32 PM PST
by
Beckwith
(A "natural Born" citizen)
To: John Semmens
OK, John ... I’m getting a little tired of this. it’s getting harder and harder to find the Satire, figuring how STUPID our Officials are becoming..
There are things I Wrote as SATIRE years ago.. and they are now not satire but IRONY, because the LIBERALS are now saying what I was Satirizing years ago..
GOD Help us ALL
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posted on
02/07/2009 2:20:33 PM PST
by
gwilhelm56
(MULLAH OBAMA - which part of "Congress shall make no Law" - do you NOT UNDERSTAND??)
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