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DUmmie FUnnies 09-03-08 (Beyond the Palin: Let's THANK the KOmmies for their vile attacks!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 3, 2008 | KOmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 09/03/2008 4:20:16 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

I have to admit, at first there I was pretty angry. Outraged. Infuriated. Spitting-bullets mad. I'm talking of course about the vile attacks against Governor Sarah Palin by the Left and their willing accomplices in the Media. Never have I seen such scurrilous, contemptible, despicable gutter tactics.

But now I have moved past that stage of rage and taken on an attitude of gratitude. Yes, GRATITUDE! Let's THANK the Looney Left, as exemplified and led by Head KOmmie KOs, for their beyond-the-pale, sexist, hypocritical, personal smears of Governor Palin and her children. THANX, Head KOmmie KOs! You have KOntributed mightily to the success of the McCain-Palin campaign, as we will see now via your THREAD from Monday, "So much for abstinence-only education."

So let's barbecue some mooseburgers and crack open an ice-cold Palin Ale, as we celebrate the backfiring barrage of the KOmmies, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble correspondent, Charles Henrickson, ready to hoop and holler for Governor Palin's speech along with the many millions extra watching because of the stupidity of the Lowlife Left, is in the [brackets]:

So much for abstinence-only education

[So much for the New Politics.]

I don't think the evidence is there to claim Trig is Bristol's son. . . .

[THANX, though, Head KOmmie KOs, for letting that rumor take life on your site! That was so ludicrous and outrageous you made an incredible fool of yourself!]

but a second rumor floating around Alaska circles turns out to have been true: The 17-year-old daughter of Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin is pregnant. . . .

[WHOO! Run with that, KOs! Alienate the rest of America with your gutter attacks!]

Teens will do what they will do.

[KOmmies will do what they do: Sink to the lowest possible level. You just can't resist the temptation!]

It's obvious Bristol would've been better served with a discussion about safe sex.

[It's obvious KOs would've been better served with a discussion about angry backlash.]

Instead, she's now facing a shotgun wedding to the baby's father.

[Instead, the Lowlife Leftist Media is now facing a boiling-mad reaction from decent Americans. Now let's hear from your little KOmmie lowlifes. . . .]

I don't like how WE are getting blamed for this.

[Hee! Hee! THANX!]

MOST of us were telling people to STOP the rumors.

[Yeah, right.]

And if McCain had vetted his f*cking "choice" this wouldn't be happening.

[You blame McCain for YOUR lowlife personal attacks?? Hey, you're actually succeeding in getting a lot of us conservatives to SUPPORT McCain! Who'da thunk it?]

Maybe we should just send birth control pills and condoms and leave it at that.

[Maybe we should send you flowers and candy for rallying the Republicans!]

The word is she tried to fake a pregancy look a like? Did anyone see this past seasons episode of Desperate Housewives?????? My question is why would her mother out her daughter? There is some real emotional difficulities in this family. A five month old baby with life long learning differences? What is it that is missing in Sara's life that she would need to be VP of the United States?

[Oh, yes, THANK YOU! This is the kind of sexist, hypocritical crap that will push people over to defend her! Desperate Housewives? No, Desperate KOmmies!]

I'm glad you had the good taste not to talk about Directional Drilling, Blow-Outs, Mud Pumping and other such crudities that might come to the mind of us oil field trash. I, on the other hand, have no such common decency.

[No, you don't! And that's what I like about you guys! Your lack of common decency is alienating MILLIONS of Americans and giving the Left a bad name! THANX!]

at the risk of descending further into the abyss. . . .

[Oh, you're already there! Go for it!]

I suspect we will all have the decency to leave the issue alone. . . .

[And there you would be wrong!]

Perfect storm?

[Yes, a Perfect ROVIAN Storm! And you fell for it!]

I frankly don't understand why people are calling this "vetting" unclassy.

[Stay classy, KOmmieland!]

Palin has so much DRAMA going on in her personal life. . . . And now, on top of all that, McCain picks her as the best qualified person to run for Vice-President. Still, the press does not think anything untoward of all this. I am f*cking disgusted.

[AMERICA is disgusted--with your vile slime, promulgated by your accomplices in the press. THANX!]

The baby is NOT hers! At SEVEN months, her co-workers didn't know. She was still jogging, traveling etc. ... She's a LIAR!

[Is that you, Jann Wenner? Don't want to leave you out in our round of thanx! That current Us Weekly cover is BRILLIANT! Will anger and alienate MILLIONS of women!]

Can we please be sure that we don't tar all women who return to work within three days as thoughtless mothers. . . .

[Only attack Republicans.]

WHO's the BIOLOGICAL mother of that infant?

[Oh, my! You are driving up the TV audience for Governor Palin's speech THROUGH THE ROOF! Thank you SO much! THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!!!]

I'm beginning to wonder who the biological father is.

[Karl Rove. Get over it.]

Well, that's enough for now, folks. One can only spend so much time in the sewer. Now to DKOmtaminate myself and get ready for Governor Palin's extra-ratings, rip-roarin' speech! THANX again, KOmmies!


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dailykos; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; kommies; kos; palin
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GO, SARAH!!!

And as long as we're thanking people, THANX to our own mikrofon for the lead graphic today!

1 posted on 09/03/2008 4:20:17 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: Charles Henrickson

ibtp?


2 posted on 09/03/2008 4:21:30 PM PDT by pogo101
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...
Stay classy, KOmmieland!

PING!

3 posted on 09/03/2008 4:22:43 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Stay classy, KOmmieland!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

IN! Now to read.


4 posted on 09/03/2008 4:24:20 PM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Go, Sonics! And take the Mariners with you.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top 10!


5 posted on 09/03/2008 4:24:35 PM PDT by hattend (Obama is a lying idiot. We're so screwed. - Rush Limbaugh)
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To: Charles Henrickson

#2?


6 posted on 09/03/2008 4:25:52 PM PDT by FredZarguna (What about the guy with the eagle coming out of his head, anyway?)
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To: Charles Henrickson

SEVEN


7 posted on 09/03/2008 4:28:29 PM PDT by Old Sarge (I am not voting for McCain - I'm voting for PALIN!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
The word is she tried to fake a pregancy look a like? Did anyone see this past seasons episode of Desperate Housewives?????? My question is why would her mother out her daughter? There is some real emotional difficulities in this family. A five month old baby with life long learning differences? What is it that is missing in Sara's life that she would need to be VP of the United States?

Ok my brain must be shot because this stream of words made no sense at all.

8 posted on 09/03/2008 4:28:53 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Just say No to Lawyers! McCain/Palin '08)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Eight!


9 posted on 09/03/2008 4:28:58 PM PDT by mowowie
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top ten. Now to read


10 posted on 09/03/2008 4:29:11 PM PDT by GQuagmire (Giggety,Giggety,Giggety)
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To: Charles Henrickson

.

Here’s how I’ve been bumping Palin/Obama threads today.

Sung to the tune of “Oh! Susanna, don’t you cry for me.”

“Oh, no Bama, please don’t lie to me... for I’m off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.”

I come from Minnesota with my laptop on my knee;
I’m goin’ to Free Republic my true love for to see.
It rained all night the day I left,
the weather it was dry;
The sun so hot I froze to death,
Obama don’t you lie.

Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me;
I come from Minnesota,
with my laptop on my knee.

I had a dream the other night,
When everything was still;
I thought I saw Obama dear,
A-coming down the hill.
The smearing lie was in Duluth,
The tear was in his eye,
Said I, I’m coming for the truth
Obama don’t you lie.

Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me;
I’m off to Free Republic,
with my laptop on my knee.

I fight in my pajamas,
It’s plain for all to see.
I aim to be the next Buckhead;
The media all hate me.
I fell in love with Sarah
When my sister bit a moose.
The Guvnor’s family ate it up
And then they set it loose.

Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me;
I’m off to Free Republic,
with my laptop on my knee.

She loves her sons, she likes her guns,
and Trigonometry.
The media will jump the shark
When Juan makes history.
Well, JimRob knows she’ll pave the trolls
So controversially,
And Berg will knock Obama down
With friends of Hillary.

Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me;
I’m off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.

I soon will be in Hawaii,
And then I’ll look all ‘round,
And when I find his birth record,
I’ll fall upon the ground.
But if I do not find it,
This Freeper’ll surely die,
And when I’m dead and buried,
Obama don’t you lie.

Oh! No Bama, don’t you cry for me;
I’m off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee

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11 posted on 09/03/2008 4:29:14 PM PDT by Kevmo (Obama Birth Certificate is a Forgery. http://www.freerepublic.com/tag/certifigate/index?tab=articles)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Is that you, Jann Wenner?

Jann Wenner: Genuflecting the Hollywood Left since 1977

12 posted on 09/03/2008 4:31:18 PM PDT by GOP_Raider (Hmmm...I need a new tagline now, give me a second)
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To: Charles Henrickson

So, any more word on when the Biden material is coming out?


13 posted on 09/03/2008 4:36:14 PM PDT by Little Pig (Is it time for "Cowboys and Muslims" yet?)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Wooohooo Charles!!!! Go Palin!!


14 posted on 09/03/2008 4:37:42 PM PDT by NoGrayZone (NObama is the face of evil.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I broke this story late last night while many of you were in bed. Forgive me for reprinting it here, but FReepers should all try to absorb this and get our talking points ready before the Drive-By's take off and run with it.

Apparently, Palin is, in fact, a pirate. Unretouched photos follow:


15 posted on 09/03/2008 4:43:02 PM PDT by FredZarguna (And what about the guy with the eagle coming out of his head, anyway?)
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To: Charles Henrickson

KOmmies are slime. Period!

I am curious if anyone else out there has been paying attention to FNC today. This is the second hour long show with Shepard Smith today, and on both, while discussing Gov. Palin, he sounds a lot like Keith Oblerdork. If he wants a job at MSDNC, he is doing very well with his resume. If he has something new to say, then say it. But all he keeps doing is repeating over and over the by now tired dem/msm rumors which have all been proven false. I keep checking the channel to see if I am on the right network.


16 posted on 09/03/2008 4:52:14 PM PDT by Mtner77
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To: Charles Henrickson
And if McCain had vetted his f*cking "choice" this wouldn't be happening.

And if KOmmies had at least 3 active brain cells, they would be DUmmies....

17 posted on 09/03/2008 4:55:19 PM PDT by dirtbiker (My Walmart still has 7 copies of "An Inconvenient Truth" on the shelf)
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To: Charles Henrickson
So much for abstinence-only education

Yeah... and while at that - so much for coming to work everyday (or so) - still much is not done... Judging by Kos guys, so much for ethics lessons, too. So much for the money - it's never enough. We should never do any law enforcement - it's futile, we probably need to legalize everything.

Unlike the leftist ideas, anything else is required to immediately achieve perfection; damn otherwise. BTW, I don't think students actually need years of sex propaganda to be able to go to the pharmacy and buy a condom. That's just me. Also, I don't see much results of contraception "education" - other than lots of teenage unwed mothers on welfare. But again, leftist ideas are allowed for "slight" imperfections.

Abstinence in teenage years is a good idea. As well as a good parenting, family and love for the child. Not "punished with the baby"! Bristol was not abstinent, but she will have a wedding, build a family and love her kid. And I suspect it is much more than most of her attackers had and have.
18 posted on 09/03/2008 5:16:01 PM PDT by alecqss
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To: FredZarguna
Palin is, in fact, a pirate.

Pirates of the Caribouin'.

19 posted on 09/03/2008 5:23:12 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Stay classy, KOmmieland!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

go Sarah Barracuda!


20 posted on 09/03/2008 5:35:11 PM PDT by roaddog727 (BS does not get bridges built - the funk you see is the funk you do)
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