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Denver Residents Propose A Lynching Party For Rush Limbaugh
Counterjab ^ | April 25, 2008 | Chris Davis

Posted on 04/24/2008 10:31:55 PM PDT by writer33

Denver—In what could be one of the few times in American history, Denver residents are proposing a lynching party for Rush Limbaugh. The proposals come after the second time Limbaugh implied that riots could happen in Denver after the Democrat nominee is selected.

For what has been an extreme, right wing radio program since its inception in 1988, Limbaugh continued to push the race issue, taunting liberals, and leaving in his wake disgruntled Denver residents.

“I hope Limbaugh brings his fat butt to Denver,” fired Jim Rope, a 46-year old Meineke mechanic. “I’ve got the tree already picked out!”

“I can’t believe anyone listens to this racist fool,” exclaimed Shirley Watts, a 58-year old Albertsons grocery clerk. “I think we’ve found the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler. He simply goes beyond the pale every time he turns on the mike. It’s got to stop now!”

Glenn Spagnuolo, an organizer with the group Re-create 68 called Limbaugh “a fool.” He continued in his tirade, labeling Limbaugh’s listeners “illiterate.”

“We don’t need another 5,000 illiterate Limbaugh listeners coming to Denver. In fact, if they do come, they best bring themselves a lunch, because this butt whipping that I’m gonna give them will last all day!”

“The FCC really needs to get this racist pig off the air! I’ve had it with Limbaugh and his army of goons,” claimed John Dung, a 62-year old law partner at Dung and Dung, LLP. “In fact, I’m going to look at serious litigation against Mr. Rush Hudson Limbaugh III. We’ve got to stop this maniac!”

Although Limbaugh said that he only “dreamed of riots in Denver during the Democratic National Convention,” many are skeptical, including Mayor John Hickenlooper.

“Anyone who would call for riots in an American city has clearly lost their bearings,” stated Hickenlooper. “In reality, they’ve lost their minds. Give me a call Rush. I’ve got the number of a good psychiatrist.”

“Rush Limbaugh should be arrested, frog marched out of his southern EIB command post, flown to Denver, Colorado, and lynched at Invesco Field,” said Pastor Randle Scott, a 47-year old Southern Baptist Preacher at Oakdale Baptist Church. “We’ve been fostering race relations for nearly forty years, and this imbecile isn’t helping anything.”

“Darn right we gonna riot, yo,” claimed Kwame Lyons, a 27-year old gang banger. “If O isn’t selected, then we’re gonna bring down the house! Yo, Snerdley. Why you be workin’ for the man? Tell the truth now, dog. He makes you ride in the back of the bus, don’t he. Come back to the brothers. Get rid of your white master!”

No matter what the outcome of the selected nominee at the Democratic National Convention, it appears that Denver is headed for riots, and that Rush Limbaugh will be blamed.


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: 2008dncconvention; humor; recreate68; rush; satire; talkradio
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I had no fear that you would figure it out. Conservatives are simply not dumb.


61 posted on 04/25/2008 12:25:53 PM PDT by writer33 (The U.S. Constitution defines a conservative and Rush Limbaugh knows it.)
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To: writer33
We don't need another 5000 illiterate Limbaugh listeners coming to Denver.
Methinks you are familiar with the latest Colorado brouhaha.

If the last three Denver Republican residents are on vacation that week, they may be safe.

Thanks for an humorous look at the Rush 'outrage'.

62 posted on 04/25/2008 12:31:04 PM PDT by Brasil (Dem motto: Demagoguery trumps truth.)
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To: Brasil
Thanks for an humorous look at the Rush 'outrage'.

Thanks for reading, Brasil. I appreciate it. Glad you enjoyed it. And you're right, it would be a good week for Republicans to vacation in Denver.

63 posted on 04/25/2008 12:44:43 PM PDT by writer33 (The U.S. Constitution defines a conservative and Rush Limbaugh knows it.)
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To: writer33
As always, very good Chris.

But it is probably closer to the truth than many realize!

64 posted on 04/25/2008 2:35:25 PM PDT by Budge
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To: Budge

Thanks for reading. I apprecite it.


65 posted on 04/25/2008 3:15:52 PM PDT by writer33 (The U.S. Constitution defines a conservative and Rush Limbaugh knows it.)
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To: Budge

Thanks for reading. I appreciate it. Let’s try the ‘A’ in appreciate this time.


66 posted on 04/25/2008 3:16:14 PM PDT by writer33 (The U.S. Constitution defines a conservative and Rush Limbaugh knows it.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
The riots we need to worry about will be in November when John McCain cleans Barry’s clock in a “Recreate ‘72” scenario.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>. You got that right for sure.

The Dems are so power hungry, they are frothing at the mouth. They roll their eyes like mad dogs when you try and discuss anything like gun ban laws, or illegal alien control. They go NUTS!

A few months ago they would talk. They are literally crazy now, as Obama and Hillery tear each other new A. H.s. Now they simply go nuts.

Maybe they will become like lemmings and migrate to the nearest cliff together and jump off it.

67 posted on 04/25/2008 3:42:30 PM PDT by Candor7 (Fascism? All it takes is for good men to say nothing.)
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To: Candor7; All

You’ll get a kick out of this:
Obama — We Are Building A Religion
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xtNr5-up0U


68 posted on 04/25/2008 4:40:06 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (McCain could never convince me to vote for him. Only Hillary or Obama can!)
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To: writer33

This is not satire, it’s prophecy!!

Just watch, there are loons exactly like that in Denver and in every part of the country, and they will be heard from in August!


69 posted on 04/25/2008 4:46:09 PM PDT by Enchante (Obama: All you dumb, bitter "typical white people" must learn to say "God D--n America!")
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To: writer33
“I think we’ve found the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler." What a moron.... If this clown was paying attention, he'd have already noticed the Second-Coming of Hitler. EIN VOLK, EIN REICH, EIN WHITHOUSE!
70 posted on 04/25/2008 4:56:05 PM PDT by tcrlaf (VOTE DEMOCRAT-You'll look great in a Burka!)
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To: writer33

I liked it. Read it this morning about the same time the bottom fell out at work.


71 posted on 04/25/2008 5:22:42 PM PDT by SouthTexas (If you are not living on the edge, you are taking up too much space!)
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To: writer33; devolve; MeekOneGOP; ntnychik; PhilDragoo

Good satire, thanks for the ping, lol.


72 posted on 04/25/2008 5:45:48 PM PDT by potlatch
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To: writer33

LOL! Yes sir! LOL!


73 posted on 04/25/2008 8:09:57 PM PDT by Budge
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To: smoothsailing

Rush only repeated what sharpton said and McCarthy was right.


74 posted on 04/25/2008 10:13:55 PM PDT by jd792 (love your country,but, never trust your government)
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To: potlatch; writer33; devolve; ntnychik
“Darn right we gonna riot, yo,” claimed Kwame Lyons, a 27-year old gang banger. “If O isn’t selected, then we’re gonna bring down the house! Yo, Snerdley. Why you be workin’ for the man? Tell the truth now, dog. He makes you ride in the back of the bus, don’t he. Come back to the brothers. Get rid of your white master!”

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LOLOL!

That's funny!

Thanks for the post and ping.

75 posted on 04/25/2008 10:23:09 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP (McRINO makes me wanna reach across the aisle, too. And SLAP some sense into the fools !!)
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To: MeekOneGOP

LOL!


76 posted on 04/25/2008 10:25:31 PM PDT by potlatch
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To: jd792; writer33
Rush only repeated what sharpton said and McCarthy was right.

Of course on both counts. I was just satiring writer33 back for his satire! Read my post again, and this time get a chuckle. :-)

77 posted on 04/25/2008 10:38:25 PM PDT by smoothsailing
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To: MeekOneGOP

Thanks for reading, MeekOne. I appreciate it. Glad you enjoyed it.


78 posted on 04/27/2008 7:55:01 PM PDT by writer33 (The U.S. Constitution defines a conservative and Rush Limbaugh knows it.)
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To: writer33
Oh you may wax satirical NOW , but there actually maty be a small spark of prescience in your remarks.

The Dems are waxing leftist, and are radicalized in a way they have not been in living memory.

Discussion on issues with Dems is at an end, they have become uniformly reactionary, choosing to roll their haggard eyes and foam at the mouth , rather than to engage in discussions with conservatives on such issues as illegal aliens or banning guns.

SO what have we? Predicted riots in Denver. Its just a matter of connecting the dots.The Democrats have evolved a Utopian view of society. Now their task is to ram it down the throats of ordinary Americans , who have no idea what is at stake.

Not only will there be riots in Denver if Obama is not selected, but if he is selected, Obama's defeat in November will further radicalize and marginalize the Democrat Party, so much so that riots may devolve into Civil War.

79 posted on 04/27/2008 8:18:29 PM PDT by Candor7 (Fascism? All it takes is for good men to say nothing.)
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To: Candor7
Not only will there be riots in Denver if Obama is not selected, but if he is selected, Obama's defeat in November will further radicalize and marginalize the Democrat Party, so much so that riots may devolve into Civil War.

I don't know about Civil War, because liberals just don't have the intestinal fortitude for it. No, I don't see that happening.

80 posted on 04/27/2008 8:36:44 PM PDT by writer33 (The U.S. Constitution defines a conservative and Rush Limbaugh knows it.)
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