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DUmmie FUnnies 04-17-08 ("WOW, What a MELTDOWN!!!")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 17, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 04/17/2008 5:10:14 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

After last night's Democrat debate in Philadelphia, an alarm signal has sounded in DUmmieland very similar to some similar scene at the finale of a James Bond movie. As the alarm signals go off, everybody is running in desperation in all directions as a voice over the loudspeaker declares: "WARNING! WARNING! You now have two minutes until complete meltdown!" Yes, the DUmmies are now running in all directions as the alarm signal screeches as you can see in this THREAD appropriately titled, "WOW, What a MELTDOWN!!!" Ostensibly this thread was about Obama supporters melting down because their candidate wilted under the tough questions but this could equally apply to the entire Democrat party as a whole. And who to thank for this Democrat meltdown? Our thanks definitely have to go to Rush Limbaugh whose incredibly effective Operation Chaos has brought the candidates to this sad state of affairs by keeping Hillary's campaign alive via Republican switchover votes. In fact, I can't wait to hear Rush's take on last night's debate this afternoon. Yes, I must be robotically programmed with vicious rightwing talking points so I will know how to think. BTW, I actually tell this to liberals on the few times when they act peeved if they hear me listening to Rush. The FUnnie thing is the sarcasm just passes right over their heads as they nod knowingly about Rush the hypnotic puppetmaster who must be removed from the air via the ridiculously named "Fairness Doctrine." So let us now watch the DUmmies go into meltdown mode in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, also remembering the onboard computer doing a self-destruct countdown in "Alien," is in the [brackets]:

WOW, What a MELTDOWN!!!

[You now have two minutes until complete self-destruction!]

The meltdown level anger on this board shows how biased and out of touch with reality many Obama supporters here are.

You blame ABC.

You blame Gibson.

You blame Stephanpolous.

You make wild claims that he gave Hillary the questions.

You blame Hillary.

You'd blame Helen Thomas if you could think of a reason.

You cry and cry about everything except for the fact that Obama bombed. He didn't do well. The meters showed it. The returns showed that she won undecideds, and that overall, the audience responded to her and not him. He blew it.

Those of you who dish the slime and viciousness at Hillary daily can't even take a debate result?

Were you the kind of kids at school who bullied everyone and then ran away crying if you go your nose bloodied?

(Hmm, I must be thinking about "A Christmas Story"!)

That must be because it feels like CHRISTMAS!!!!!

[It feels like FITZMAS!!!!! Oh, and you now have one minute fifty seconds until complete self-destruction!]

A FREAKING meltdoooooooooooown

[Don't forget to thank Rush. Hee! Hee!]

Actually, it's your candidate that is using rightwing frames and rightwing tactics, calling a fellow Democrat an elitist, taking his remarks out of context, throwing Kerry and Gore under the bus. Disgraceful.

[You now have one minute forty seconds until complete self-destruction!]

Hillary screamed her neocon talking points in amphetamine tones and sounded even more conservative than usual.

[You now have one minute thirty seconds until complete self-destruction!]

Were you proud of Hillary's behavior tonight? Farrakhanm Ayers, Wright, BitterGate... Meanwhile Obama declines to go there about Bosnia-Gate. So my only question is: Were you proud of her behavior. Try to answer without an insult to me personally please.

[You now have one minute twenty seconds until complete self-destruction!]

Oh, she's a liar, alright... She admitted it tonight, right?

[You now have one minute ten seconds until complete self-destruction!]

I think both candidates should be pissed that they don't get asked about real issues, hell I'll even grant you that Obama did as close to awful as I've seen him come to date, I'll even concede that Hillary didn't do half bad...AND? I just don't see how she wins it, if she does, I'll support her, but I don't see it in the cards...

[You now have one minute until complete self-destruction!]

Obamatons don't like having to think critically Which is why they ignore everything they don't agree with.

[You now have forty seconds until complete self-destruction!]

Both sides turned this forum into a cesspool a long time ago. You included OP. The convention cannot get here soon enough and I for one sincerely hope it is followed closely by a severe culling of the herd in here. It's just embarrassing.

[You now have thirty seconds until complete self-destruction!]

Sour grapes, huh? Not that it'll matter...Clinton is still going to lose. BTW...George attacked Obama with RW lies given to him by Hannity, but I guess you're fine with that as long as it isn't done to your girl, right?

[You now have twenty-five seconds until complete self-destruction!]

How about a question about Vince Foster then? Ya know Lula, you really reveal your true colors with crap like this.

[You now have twenty seconds until complete self-destruction!]

So you will have no problem if Hillary were by some strange crossover from an alternate universe; to actually win the nomination, would you mind if in a debate with McCain she gets asked nothing but stupid questions about her husband pardoning two members of weather underground.

[You now have fifteen seconds until complete self-destruction!]

Notice that no matter how deep Obama inserts his foot in his mouth, it's always somebody else's fault, NEVER his own damn fault?

[You now have ten seconds until complete self-destruction!]

Notice no matter how disgusting Hillary acts, people always justify it. She sounded like Pat Buchanan up there tonight. You are the very definition of cognitive dissonance.

[Nine seconds...]

The world loses because the "with us or against us" foreign neocon bullshit will continue into the future, at least until the US is no longer relevant on the world stage. And without our participation and leadership, world climate crises will not be addressed, nor birth control and anti-poverty programs, nor human rights issues, nor ..., well, you get the point.

[Eight seconds...]

I want my ignore back too!

[Only after you get your angry back. Oh, and you now have seven seconds until complete self-destruction.]

no, Hillary said SHE would bomb bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb bomb Iran... We gonna do a massive retaliation on their ass! She's singing McCain's song! Without any thing like a senate approved treaty or declaration of war, apparently.

[Six seconds...]

Wow, Obama BOMBED? ROFLMAO! Glad to see an honest opinion for a change around here. I didn't see the debate but my hubby did and he said the same thing: He got nothing from Obama.

[Five seconds...]

Whatever you think doesn't change the fact that he's gonna be the f*cking nominee. Hillary wasn't so hot either as this whole debate was a goddamn right-wing ambush influenced by Sean Hannity himself.

[Four seconds...]

I just spent the past couple of hours listening to the debate online and I agree with my husband. Frankly, what Obama had to say at the debate did not make a goddamn lick of sense! Brilliant? Uniter? Hope? NOPE. Sorry, don't think so. I didn't hear any of that from Obama. At least what Hillary had to say resonated with me some. However, I'm not that gullible to totally believe her. I think that I will hold on to my integrity and continue to side with those who I think will really bring about the change that's needed in this country: Edwards and Gore. Yeah, I know they aren't running, but at least at the end of the day I can live with myself, hold my head up and know I was true to myself. Which I can't say the same for those like you around DU who have joined the rude, snarling, vicious, delusional, kool aid drinking Obama train.

[Three...two...one...]


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KEYWORDS: barackobama; dummies; hillaryclinton; operationchaos
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To: Arrowhead1952

You know, the last time we had a “crazy republican that might attack ANYBODY!!!!” the SovUnion came apart. Strength through firepower.


21 posted on 04/17/2008 5:41:57 AM PDT by 50sDad (Liberals: Never Happy, Never Grateful, Never Right.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Hillary screamed her neocon talking points in amphetamine tones and sounded even more conservative than usual.
Hillary a neocon? What alternate universe are you living in?

Oh, she's a liar, alright... She admitted it tonight, right?
This DUMMIE appears to be growing a brain! Before you know it he will be a Freeper!

Obamatons don't like having to think critically
I'm starting to think DU has been thoroughly infiltrated by Freepers!

How about a question about Vince Foster then?
Now I'm sure they've been infiltrated!

Hillary said SHE would bomb bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb bomb Iran...
A couple of months ago I said that if we were hit by terrorists with Hillary as president, she is such a vengeful bitch that she would nuke somebody. She scares me almost as much as Amadinejad. Looks like I was right!

22 posted on 04/17/2008 5:47:54 AM PDT by 6ppc (It's torch and pitchfork time)
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To: Charles Henrickson; Paul Heinzman; All
Check this out. The DUmmies are angrily publicizing the DUmmie FUnnies in the comments section of this Village Voice ARTICLE about EVIL rightwing blogs.
23 posted on 04/17/2008 5:52:16 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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To: steveegg
Maybe, instead of Chicago 1968, they could reenact Boston 1770?

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

24 posted on 04/17/2008 5:52:59 AM PDT by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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To: PJ-Comix

Somebody needs to let Sean know he’s getting credit too!


25 posted on 04/17/2008 5:55:32 AM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: 50sDad

Not all the right wingers. Just that Magnificent Bastard, Rove :ROfLMAO


26 posted on 04/17/2008 5:55:46 AM PDT by chesley (Where's the omelet? -- Orwell)
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To: PJ-Comix
Hillary wasn't so hot either as this whole debate was a goddamn right-wing ambush influenced by Sean Hannity himself.

Translation: The candidates got asked some actual questions for once instead of being spoon-fed preapproved material? ;)

27 posted on 04/17/2008 5:58:40 AM PDT by Mr. Jeeves ("Wise men don't need to debate; men who need to debate are not wise." -- Tao Te Ching)
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To: PJ-Comix

Into the top 30 like a snail with JATO units bolted on the shell!


28 posted on 04/17/2008 6:19:07 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (It's not conservative to accept an inept Commander-in-Chief in a time of war. Back Mac.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Three...two...one...

BOOM!

29 posted on 04/17/2008 6:22:13 AM PDT by TexasNative2000 (Is this tagline governed by McCain-Feingold?)
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To: Mr. Silverback

Yep...stick a fork in ‘em...they’re done. Good god this is going to be a real fun campaign to watch!


30 posted on 04/17/2008 6:27:43 AM PDT by Braak (The US Military, the real arms inspectors!)
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To: PJ-Comix

They’re in full panic mode folks. i think it has just dawned on them that they have two losers on their hands. It sure has turned out to be a much more fun campaign than I thought it would be.


31 posted on 04/17/2008 6:48:22 AM PDT by ontap (Just another backstabbing conservative)
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To: PJ-Comix
"He got nothing from Obama."

But, a certain Mr. Sinclair claims sucksess[sic].

32 posted on 04/17/2008 6:49:23 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (And Benburch is jealous.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I watched about 15 minutes of the debate and I couldn't stand it! The candidates' collective grasp on the US economy is abysmal; they both have a flawed premise that the government drives the economy rather than serves it.

Last night's "take-away" sound byte, and you will hear it often on talk radio today was B. Hussein Obama saying,

"Just because you have a right, that doesn't mean the government cannot constrain it."

33 posted on 04/17/2008 6:53:00 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel
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To: PJ-Comix
So you will have no problem if Hillary were by some strange crossover from an alternate universe

If Hillary were a strange cross-dresser from another universe, they would be more sympathetic...

34 posted on 04/17/2008 6:57:47 AM PDT by mikrofon (Vote Kookcinich!)
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To: Arrowhead1952
Notice that no matter how deep Obama inserts his foot in his mouth, it's always somebody else's fault, NEVER his own damn fault?

Ironic that they don't notice this is the standard MO for all liberals.

35 posted on 04/17/2008 7:05:59 AM PDT by MrB (You can't reason people out of a position that they didn't use reason to get into in the first place)
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To: PJ-Comix; martin_fierro; Charles Henrickson
Both sides turned this forum into a cesspool a long time ago. You included OP

Obama brings HOP...

36 posted on 04/17/2008 7:10:26 AM PDT by mikrofon (O-boy)
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To: Braak

That’s why we all know that if either one of these kooks and liars gets into office with a majority Dem Congress, Rush will be off the air in 2 minutes time .


37 posted on 04/17/2008 7:49:27 AM PDT by Tolkien (Freedom comes with the Highest of Costs. The Cost of Blood)
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To: PJ-Comix
Both sides turned this forum into a cesspool a long time ago. You included OP.

What did I do, Pa?

38 posted on 04/17/2008 7:52:31 AM PDT by Paul Heinzman
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To: PJ-Comix
You'd blame Helen Thomas if you could think of a reason.

I do blame Helen Thomas -- for whatever topic which might be brought up. I don't have to think of a reason. Oh-- and I'll include Jimmy Carter while I'm at it.

39 posted on 04/17/2008 7:58:17 AM PDT by San Jacinto
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To: PJ-Comix

Bwahahaha.

Man, I’m crying here. Partly because of this, partly because of the realization I have voted for Hillary and will ultimately end up voting for McCain.

Never thought I’d say that.

Unnngh.


40 posted on 04/17/2008 8:36:36 AM PDT by BJClinton (I will make a fortune when I figure out how to slap someone through standard TCP/IP.)
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