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DUmmie FUnnies 08-02-01 ("Should religion be outlawed?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 2, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 08/02/2006 5:03:24 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Sometimes the DUmmies come up with a proposition so absolutely ABSURD that it falls into the category of the comical. In this case it is this PROPOSITION, "Should religion be outlawed as it seems to be at the epicenter of most of the worlds strife." Even FUnnier than the fact that a DUmmie made this proposal is that the other DUmmies have joined in the chorus of agreement. So let us now watch the DUmmies once again toss all reason to the wind in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, praying fervently that the DUmmies continue to be absurd so as to provide great DUFU material, is in the [brackets]:

Should religion be outlawed as it seems to be at the epicenter of most of the worlds strife. What exactly is the purpose of it. If it is so good why so much bad comes of it.

[Should the First Amendment of the U.S. Constitution be tossed into the garbage? That should be your question since it states that "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or PROHIBITING the free exercise thereof."]

You could say the same about science. Religion never made a bomb, much less THE bomb. They both share the same goal, in a way. Religion told us we could live forever in some respect, science tries to apply that practically in some respect. I'd be happy with both of them gone, but that's not happening.

[Tolerance in DUmmieland is defined as favoring the banning of BOTH religion and science.]

You'd be happy with science gone, huh? Would you have liked it better when the average person lived to 35? When people were so ignorant as to think that the gods made thunderstorms and that the sun circled the earth? When they didn't have, you know, internet discussion forums? It's almost a shame that people who are so ignorant of science still get to benefit so much from it. By the way, you're confusing the science of nuclear fission with the policy decision to unleash it on civilian populations.

[A DUmmie fervently defending science but as to speaking up against the prohibition of religion? Naaaaw!]

You're trying to set up this picture where pre-scientific people were just as happy with their lives as people who live in an age of science. That's probably true. Three hundred years ago, people may have been just as likely to be happy as they are today. Who knows? But, when people are given the opportunity to take advantage of modern medicine and technology, they tend to. They like to belittle the hard work others have done to make modern life possible, but they sure aren't willing to turn off their computers, sell their cars, forgo all their medicine, and go live in the forest.

[Life without toilet paper would be unbearable.]

I actually don't have a car, try my best not to use modern medicine(but hey, sometimes those headaches are too much), and those other two examples...you never know. So I think the umbrella category of science has more of a negative effect than positive. I'm not forcing that view on anyone.

[I notice that you haven't made the ULTIMATE sacrifice---giving up your computer.]

But I love the delicious irony of Luddites on the internet.

[Especially luddites posting against technology on the web.]

Science isn't a religion. It's based on facts and repeatable, verified experiments, and the laws of physics and mathematics.

[Making the case that it is okay to ban religion but not science.]

That's the most idiotic thing I have ever read here on the DU.

[Believe me, there is a LOT of competition for the most idiotic thing posted in DUmmieland.]

But I say only the Western Regligions (Islam, Christianity, Judaism)

[Voodoo and Wicca worship would be allowed in the new DUmmie state.]

It should not be outlawed but should be eliminated from politics as the Constitution mandates.

[What part of that First Amendment eliminates religion from politics? Also that I notice that the DUmmies didn't object when DUmmie Ava used a song about Jesus in one of her leftwing POLITICAL videos.]

where does the constitution say that? There should be separation of church and state. But how do you take politics out of religion (or religion out of politics). People are going to believe things for a variety of reasons. A lot of folks who support civil rights and oppose war do so based on their very heartfelt religious beliefs. How do you separate them?

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

The concept of god or spirit may be internal, but religion most certainly isn't. That's like saying Capitalism is part of the internal psyche of humans. The human constructs of Capitalism and Religion take advantage of humanity's greed and superstition.

[A DUmmie delivers up a sermon.]

I must move to France immediately. I've had enough of this superstitious religious tripe.

[Move to France and find yourself being harrassed by militant Islamofascists.]

Not outlawed but tightly regulated

[The voice of DUmmie "moderation."]

1. no minor should be allowed to possess a religious text, participate in a religious ritual or enter a church

2. no adult should be allowed to possess a religious text without taking a course in comparative world religion at the first year university level, and all such courses should be taught by Unitarians or Atheists.

[3. no DUmmie should be allowed to post on a keyboard without first undergoing electro-shock therapy.]

I've actually taught graduate studies as a visiting faculty member at an ivy league divinity school, and I can tell you that the people I taught weren't a danger to anyone. They all were going to have at least 8 years of highly specialized education, and all were forced to learn the texts in the original languages and learn about the way those texts were created, transmitted and copied. These were excellently trained and screened students. No nutjobs among them. Sweet kids. Bright kids.

[WOW! You actually teach at an Ivy League divinity school and yet you posted absurdities #1 & #2 above? On the second thought, since it is an Ivy League divinity shcool, maybe I'm not so surprised after all.]

I'm also a practicing High Church Anglican, although it would be more proper to call me a Neo-Platonist, (for example, I do not literally believe in the actual divinity of Christ, but I do believe in the metaphorical divinity of the philosophy of Christ: the difference between the two positions, to me, is reasonably immaterial. Neither do I believe that "god" exists in the way that say your dining room table exists or is conscious even in the way that your pet is conscious). My parents were and still are strict Atheists and until I was 18, I never set foot in a church. I think that religion is something that you have to rationally approach and study. It has to be something that is voluntary. To force it on a child is a crime. My children, for example, have never been to a church and were not baptized. If it's something for them, it'll be their decision.

[Divinity School DUmmie cgrindley continuing with his rant. Remember, this DUmmie actually teaches at an Ivy League divinity gradiate school.]

not outlawed, just ridiculed outlawing it would only make it stronger. More and more public ridicule of religion is more effective.

[I have the same attitude about the DUmmies. Don't outlaw them. Just RIDICULE them.]

Let's rephrase the question... Should brainwashing be outlawed? Religion is brainwashing. It breeds passivity. It negates critical thinking.

[DUmmieland negates critical thinking yet I am not in favor of banning it.]


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To: franksolich

This DUmmie would have made a fine soviet member.


21 posted on 08/02/2006 5:30:34 AM PDT by gate2wire
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To: PJ-Comix
Religion is brainwashing. It breeds passivity.

The DUmmies can't even get their stories striaght on this ludicrous idea. This nutjob says that religion "breeds passivity", but the original poster syas that religion "seems to be at the epicenter of most of the worlds strife". Which one is it?

22 posted on 08/02/2006 5:31:15 AM PDT by kevkrom (Posting snarky comments so you don't have to)
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To: PJ-Comix

Ann's book title was dead on!


23 posted on 08/02/2006 5:44:05 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (The race is on http://blackwellvstrickland.blogspot.com)
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To: PJ-Comix
While these kinds of idiotic bloviations are always amusing, PJ, in my opinion the LOL-funniest DU threads are the ones where some DUer offers a narcissistic tirade about how horrible his life is, what obstacles he has to overcome, how no one recognizes his genius or specialness and how some conservative or other is ruining his life.

Those threads on "gifted" DUers had me in tears they were so delightful.

24 posted on 08/02/2006 5:54:44 AM PDT by wideawake ("The nation which forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten." - Calvin Coolidge)
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To: NeoCaveman
Ann's book title was dead on!

I think Coulter pointed out that among all of the charges she levels in the book, the only thing anyone on the left complains about is her treatment of the "Jersey Girls", which, in addition to proving Coulter's point for her, also shows that they have no problem being called "Godless".

25 posted on 08/02/2006 5:56:13 AM PDT by kevkrom (Posting snarky comments so you don't have to)
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To: franksolich
"I'm also a practicing High Church Anglican, although it would be more proper to call me a Neo-Platonist, (for example, I do not literally believe in the actual divinity of Christ, but I do believe in the metaphorical divinity of the philosophy of Christ...Neither do I believe that "god" exists in the way that say your dining room table exists or is conscious even in the way that your pet is conscious)."

Typical of many in our liberal mainstream Christian organizations today. We had an ELCA pastor who essentially fit this description. One Sunday during Adult Bible Study he threw the Bible onto the floor and declared it 'just another book'. That's why we're no longer associated with the ELCA.

This individual finds Christianity intriguing, and has apparently made a profession of it, to some degree. Yet the Holy Spirit has not entered his heart. Too bad, too sad. But it is something we must be open to as well. This man is more impressed with his own knowledge that his own salvation.

26 posted on 08/02/2006 5:57:06 AM PDT by bcsco ("He who is wedded to the spirit of the age is soon a widower" – Anonymous)
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To: PJ-Comix
But I love the delicious irony of Luddites on the internet.

[Especially luddites posting against technology on the web.]

Don't be so proud of this technological terror you have created. The ability to connect with other moonbats and post pure pablum is insignifigant next to the power of controlling the Judicial Branch.

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27 posted on 08/02/2006 5:59:34 AM PDT by akorahil (Thank You and God bless all Veterans. Truly, the real heroes.)
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To: PJ-Comix

"It should not be outlawed but should be eliminated from politics as the Constitution mandates.
"

Show me where the constitution 'mandates' that.


28 posted on 08/02/2006 6:00:48 AM PDT by imskylark
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To: PJ-Comix

"My children, for example, have never been to a church and were not baptized. If it's something for them, it'll be their decision. "

What an idiot! He/she made that decision for his/her child. If he thinks he is allowing his child to make his own decision by refusing to allow the child to enter a church and actually find anything out about God, he's nuts.

Okay, I know I am stating the obvious here. He is a dummie.


29 posted on 08/02/2006 6:06:04 AM PDT by imskylark
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To: PJ-Comix
PJ, this is probably the most frightening thing I've ever read in the Dummie Funnies...
30 posted on 08/02/2006 6:06:08 AM PDT by GreenAccord (Amnesty for speeders! Driving the speed Americans won't go.)
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To: PJ-Comix

31!


31 posted on 08/02/2006 6:14:22 AM PDT by chesley (Republicans don't deserve to win, but America does not deserve the Dhimmicrats.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Darn! I thought about posting on that thread yesterday. I could have added another LOUSY FREEPER TROLL citation to my collection. Or maybe gotten another Kewpie doll.

But I passed up my chance.

Sad, really.
32 posted on 08/02/2006 6:18:31 AM PDT by chesley (Republicans don't deserve to win, but America does not deserve the Dhimmicrats.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I'd be happy with both of them [religion and science] gone

Both gone, huh? Kind of hard to imagine a DUmmie without an iPod, computer, Play Station and cell phone, not to mention a DUmmie with his curse word vocabulary cut in half.....

33 posted on 08/02/2006 6:21:08 AM PDT by NRA1995 (Zarqawi died, liberals cried....)
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To: kevkrom

You expect consistency from a DUmmie? Or even a "liberal"?

Why?


34 posted on 08/02/2006 6:21:14 AM PDT by chesley (Republicans don't deserve to win, but America does not deserve the Dhimmicrats.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I'm glad the DUmbasses are finally learning what Fascism is, now they just need a mirror to realize it.
35 posted on 08/02/2006 6:33:51 AM PDT by mnehring (Texas is no Joke! Perry 06)
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To: PJ-Comix
Should religion be outlawed as it seems to be at the epicenter of most of the worlds strife. What exactly is the purpose of it. If it is so good why so much bad comes of it.

DUmmies may as well try to outlaw hate, anger, or jealousy. IMHO religion is an integral part of man's nature. I happen to believe that every human being over a certain age in childhood is religious to some extent in one way or another. I am of the opinion that even the most thoroughly convinced atheist worships something or someone. It may be money, fame, social status, another human being, his/her own intellect, whatever, but he/she worships something either consciously or unconsciously.

I suspect that DUmmies worship the far left's own version of the divine trinity, the disembodied spirits of Stalin, Mao, and Che Guevara. They probably dream of being rewarded for their devotion by being given the position of propaganda commissar in an ethereal afterlife collectivist state.

36 posted on 08/02/2006 6:34:39 AM PDT by epow (Proudly fighting on FR for truth , justice, and the last slice of leftover pizza since 1998)
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To: chesley
You expect consistency from a DUmmie?

Actually, no.

I've been reading up on Narcissistic Personality Disorder, primarily to prepare for a go at Pitt's next drunken rant. While I know it's not kosher to apply the symptoms to diagnose a group, still, the individuals who make up DU seem to exhibit many of these characteristics that the group as a whole shows:

  1. Self-contradictory
  2. Cruel [in general, lacks empathy for other people]
  3. Lacks in mature conscience
  4. Envious
  5. Competitive
  6. Extremely sensitive to personal criticism
  7. Extremely critical of other people
  8. Passive
  9. Naive
  10. Grandiose
  11. Lacks a (normal) sense of humor
  12. Lacks a proper sense of time
  13. Authoritarian [either in control, or enabling those in control]
  14. Exhibits unusual work habits/goals
  15. Feels entitled
  16. Sting, mean, frugal, niggardly
  17. Exhibits unusual eating habits
  18. Flirtatious and seductive
  19. Obsessed with appearances
  20. Secretive
  21. Out of touch with their own feelings
  22. Negative, pessimistic, cynical, gloomy
  23. Impulsive
  24. Hate being alone [I read this as requiring affirmation from others]

37 posted on 08/02/2006 6:34:41 AM PDT by kevkrom (Posting snarky comments so you don't have to)
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To: PJ-Comix
"1. no minor should be allowed to possess a religious text, participate in a religious ritual or enter a church 2. no adult should be allowed to possess a religious text without taking a course in comparative world religion at the first year university level, and all such courses should be taught by Unitarians or Atheists.

Scary dude.

38 posted on 08/02/2006 6:38:59 AM PDT by jjm2111 (http://www.purveryors-of-truth.blogspot.com)
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To: PJ-Comix
Golly! They sure are a tolerant bunch, aren't they?
39 posted on 08/02/2006 6:40:58 AM PDT by SaveTheChief ("Now if you'll excuse me, I have some idea balls to remove from a manatee tank.")
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To: NRA1995
Apparently NBC's Lisa Daniels has never cared much for science. From another thread...

"NBC's Lisa Daniels reported from Boston as part of the heat-wave coverage. As photo-ops go it didn't begin to approach Canoe-Gate magnitude, but at one point Daniels donned a hard hat to make a ceremonial shovel of steaming-hot asphalt. She later pointed to a tall construction crane and exclaimed, in sympathy with those working on it: "it's 250 feet closer to the sun!"

Apparently Lisa has never considered why snow remains at higher elevations out West as late as July or possibly August.

As for her understanding of religion, well, who knows? Maybe she agrees with those who believe all we do on Sundays is conspire political options and transmit them telepathically to Karl Rove. Here's the link...

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1676308/posts

40 posted on 08/02/2006 6:44:23 AM PDT by bcsco ("He who is wedded to the spirit of the age is soon a widower" – Anonymous)
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