Posted on 12/22/2005 4:20:44 PM PST by PJ-Comix
When Charles Henrickson suggested earlier today that I do a DUmmie FUnnies Year In Review featuring the Best of the DUmmie FUnnies for the past year, my first reaction was one of a weary groan. The reason is that I am filling in on some business for a friend so he can take a vacation this week. Little did I know when I made the committment that I would end up sleep deprived and EXHAUSTED. Thus my hestitation to take up the DUmmie FUnnies Year In Review project.
However, my SECOND thought is that this is a great way to get YOU all to do the work. Yes, it is up to all of YOU to list (with links) your favorite DUFU editions with selected DUmmie quotes. This way all of you can participate. Also I can get some rest until the regular DUFU editions start next Monday.
Just checking out the January DUFU editions, I noticed the 01-08 thread which I forgot about titled, "I'm Starting to Just Not Care Anymore" which was an hilarious confession of DUmmie Despair.
lol.
Hat Tip: Right Wing News
You forgot LIHOP!
Sad? Yes. But such a good way to start the day regardless! =) Thanks for your efforts PJ and have a Merry Christmas! As Tijeras said, here's hoping you find that elusive book deal under you tree!
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1316900/posts
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1367255/posts
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1355857/posts
"Why?" you may ask. Because I appeared in all three of them as a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL. OK, I'm sorta vain.
In the first and third thread, I was called by name, my DUmmie name of 'forgethell'.
In the second thread, my name was not mentioned but I was the Dummie in the following exchange. My comments are in bold. The other DUmmie is in italics. PJ's are plain text.
there will be no draft. Not this year, and not while GWB is in office. The Republicans are too smart to hand us such an issue. you guys are dreamers.
[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]
I think Rangel is calling their bluff. It's kinda funny what he is doing if you think about it...
[I agree. Rangel gave me tons of laughs when he voted AGAINST his own draft bill.]
I don't know. I think he looks like a fool, and a hypocrite.
I got up to 4500 posts before they finally caught on and banned my last July. I'm already back on, working my way up to the magic 1000 posts. If I can make it to 5000, I plan to come out again and gloat. I'll snap a screen shot, because you know that post will disappear down Skinner's black hole. But it will live on a thread on FR.
My favorite was that one where you said "LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!"
That always cracks me up.
The SCAMdy one gets my vote (10 more dollars).
My daughter and her husband were married by woman who was a minister in the church of the moonbats, I think. Her partner referred to herself as the wife of the minister. They really were sort of cute. Hey, I was just thrilled she was getting married and to a nice guy.
Yes. The social life of Steve numbers and his pining for the cold sore hottie was hilarious. Empathy evoking, but hilarious.
Category | Award |
---|---|
Best "Day Where Everything Changed" Where Nothing Actally Changed | The Complete Works Of William Rivers Pitt, Volumes 821 through 932 (January 2005) |
The "Just $10 Away" Award | $10 In Monopoly Money |
Most Overt Call To Violence | A Visit From The Secret Service |
Most Treasonous Comment | A One-Way Ticket To Tehran |
Best Performance By A Non-DU Member | A Kinko's Gift Card |
Wildest MIHOP Theory | IHOP Gift Card & A Statue Of A Barking Moonbat |
Also, how about an "Unintentional Irony" category with an award of a full-length mirror?
That picture is it. It's got everything. Everytime I see it I'm mesmerized. Plus with the tongues of her shoes catching the pants...I can't figure out if she lost her right index finger, or she's signaling all the doberman lovers of the world, or maybe her pinky's under the sign..
Merry CHRISTmas and Happy New Year PJ!
K4
Anything related to DUmmie Depression as the inauguration approached in January. Those FUnnies were hysterical.
I think the best FUnnies are the ones Poking Pompous Pitt.
SD
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