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DUmmie FUnnies Year In Review (List Your Favorite DUFUs)
DUmmie FUnnies | December 21, 2005 | PJ-Comix

Posted on 12/22/2005 4:20:44 PM PST by PJ-Comix

When Charles Henrickson suggested earlier today that I do a DUmmie FUnnies Year In Review featuring the Best of the DUmmie FUnnies for the past year, my first reaction was one of a weary groan. The reason is that I am filling in on some business for a friend so he can take a vacation this week. Little did I know when I made the committment that I would end up sleep deprived and EXHAUSTED. Thus my hestitation to take up the DUmmie FUnnies Year In Review project.

However, my SECOND thought is that this is a great way to get YOU all to do the work. Yes, it is up to all of YOU to list (with links) your favorite DUFU editions with selected DUmmie quotes. This way all of you can participate. Also I can get some rest until the regular DUFU editions start next Monday.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 2005review; du; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies
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To: Charles Henrickson

Just checking out the January DUFU editions, I noticed the 01-08 thread which I forgot about titled, "I'm Starting to Just Not Care Anymore" which was an hilarious confession of DUmmie Despair.


81 posted on 12/23/2005 2:01:26 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: maggief

82 posted on 12/23/2005 2:23:15 AM PST by Solamente
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To: Solamente

lol.


83 posted on 12/23/2005 2:46:43 AM PST by GeronL (1678 computer infections and still Freeping!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
I found an explanation of all this talk about people having their own realities...


Polylogism. In short, many logics. The theory that the logical structure of the human mind differs according to certain divisions of mankind and that as a result the ideas and logic of men also differ in accordance with the specified classification of men. Marxian polylogism asserts there are differences according to social classes. Others claim there are differences according to race, religion, nationality, etc.
I guess we learned a new word for one of their many many afflictions
84 posted on 12/23/2005 2:48:15 AM PST by GeronL (1678 computer infections and still Freeping!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Top Ten Worst Quotes From Democratic Underground for 2005

Hat Tip: Right Wing News

85 posted on 12/23/2005 4:16:23 AM PST by Amityschild
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To: Charles Henrickson
Let's not forget the MIHOP moonbattiness.

You forgot LIHOP!

86 posted on 12/23/2005 4:42:01 AM PST by jslade (What is "social justice" but enforced lack of justice for those who do productive work?)
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To: Mercat
The first thing I do in the morning is look for my Dummie Funnies ping. I know, I need a life.

Sad? Yes. But such a good way to start the day regardless! =) Thanks for your efforts PJ and have a Merry Christmas! As Tijeras said, here's hoping you find that elusive book deal under you tree!

87 posted on 12/23/2005 4:52:33 AM PST by mozrock (They're not people, they're hippies!)
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To: PJ-Comix
OK. I have three

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1316900/posts

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1367255/posts

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1355857/posts

"Why?" you may ask. Because I appeared in all three of them as a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL. OK, I'm sorta vain.

In the first and third thread, I was called by name, my DUmmie name of 'forgethell'.

In the second thread, my name was not mentioned but I was the Dummie in the following exchange. My comments are in bold. The other DUmmie is in italics. PJ's are plain text.

there will be no draft. Not this year, and not while GWB is in office. The Republicans are too smart to hand us such an issue. you guys are dreamers.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

I think Rangel is calling their bluff. It's kinda funny what he is doing if you think about it...

[I agree. Rangel gave me tons of laughs when he voted AGAINST his own draft bill.]

I don't know. I think he looks like a fool, and a hypocrite.

I got up to 4500 posts before they finally caught on and banned my last July. I'm already back on, working my way up to the magic 1000 posts. If I can make it to 5000, I plan to come out again and gloat. I'll snap a screen shot, because you know that post will disappear down Skinner's black hole. But it will live on a thread on FR.

88 posted on 12/23/2005 6:11:25 AM PST by chesley (Liberals...what's not to loathe?)
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To: PJ-Comix

My favorite was that one where you said "LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!"

That always cracks me up.






The SCAMdy one gets my vote (10 more dollars).


89 posted on 12/23/2005 6:16:20 AM PST by RabidBartender
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To: phoenix0468

My daughter and her husband were married by woman who was a minister in the church of the moonbats, I think. Her partner referred to herself as the wife of the minister. They really were sort of cute. Hey, I was just thrilled she was getting married and to a nice guy.


90 posted on 12/23/2005 6:19:36 AM PST by Mercat (Merry Christmas and a Blessed New Year, oh, and Happy Holy Days)
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To: socialismisinsidious

Yes. The social life of Steve numbers and his pining for the cold sore hottie was hilarious. Empathy evoking, but hilarious.


91 posted on 12/23/2005 6:26:31 AM PST by NeoCaveman (If we ever banned air conditioning, I think people would move back, - Bob Bennet Ohio GOP)
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To: Amityschild
Back in January I prepared a safe room to hide GLBT people and Muslims and anybody else that needed to flee the fascism.

I'm trying to get a visual of this safe room. Opps, nope, don't want to.
92 posted on 12/23/2005 6:31:24 AM PST by Mercat (Merry Christmas and a Blessed New Year, oh, and Happy Holy Days)
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To: varyouga
Here is a link to one...I pretty sure that there is at least one other. enjoy : )


DUmmie FUnnies ("my date had to cancel, cheer me up")
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1356349/posts
93 posted on 12/23/2005 6:37:00 AM PST by socialismisinsidious (Liberals are all about choice UNTIL you choose differently than them.)
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To: PJ-Comix
You've got some interesting stylisitc choices for this presentation... you could just do a "clip show" format, where you post the highlights (or, more likely, lowlights) of the FUnniest threads of the year. However, I kind of like the idea of the 1st annual DUmmie FUnnies Awards instead, with categories such as:

Category Award
Best "Day Where Everything Changed" Where Nothing Actally Changed The Complete Works Of William Rivers Pitt, Volumes 821 through 932 (January 2005)
The "Just $10 Away" Award $10 In Monopoly Money
Most Overt Call To Violence A Visit From The Secret Service
Most Treasonous Comment A One-Way Ticket To Tehran
Best Performance By A Non-DU Member A Kinko's Gift Card
Wildest MIHOP Theory IHOP Gift Card & A Statue Of A Barking Moonbat

94 posted on 12/23/2005 6:42:14 AM PST by kevkrom ("Zero-sum games are transactions mostly initiated by thieves and governments." - Walter Williams)
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To: kevkrom
Actually, I'd like to change the title of "The 'Just $10 Away' Award" to "The Bev Harris Memorial Fundraising Without Accountability Award".

Also, how about an "Unintentional Irony" category with an award of a full-length mirror?

95 posted on 12/23/2005 6:52:06 AM PST by kevkrom ("Zero-sum games are transactions mostly initiated by thieves and governments." - Walter Williams)
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To: maggief

That picture is it. It's got everything. Everytime I see it I'm mesmerized. Plus with the tongues of her shoes catching the pants...I can't figure out if she lost her right index finger, or she's signaling all the doberman lovers of the world, or maybe her pinky's under the sign..


96 posted on 12/23/2005 7:27:30 AM PST by ecomcon
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To: PJ-Comix
PJ, I like the ones where they get all mad at their DEM reps and go harder to the LEFT. They start calling for Kuschinich (sp?) and Nader to take the party back!

Merry CHRISTmas and Happy New Year PJ!

K4

97 posted on 12/23/2005 8:15:09 AM PST by IllumiNaughtyByNature (If Islam is the Religion of Peace, they should FIRE their PR guy!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Anything related to DUmmie Depression as the inauguration approached in January. Those FUnnies were hysterical.


98 posted on 12/23/2005 8:15:11 AM PST by beans36
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To: Mercat
Before, during, or after the bloodbath?
99 posted on 12/23/2005 8:19:11 AM PST by NathanR (Apri moi, le deluge.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Merry Christmas, PJ and all of the DUmmie FUnnie fans out there.

I think the best FUnnies are the ones Poking Pompous Pitt.

SD

100 posted on 12/23/2005 9:00:04 AM PST by SoothingDave
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