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DUmmie FUnnies 11-23-05 ("Why do some people (DU'ers too) think that Communism is the worst?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 23, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 11/23/2005 8:40:49 AM PST by PJ-Comix

Have you ever noticed how self-righteously outraged liberals become if you DARE to accuse them of being sympathetic to communism? They will accuse you of trying to smear them as well as go into a "How dare you question my patriotism?" mode. However, if you actually READ what the DUmmies and their leftist cohorts actually say to each other on the subject of communism, you will see not only sympathy but flat out LOVE for communism as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, "Why do some people (DU'ers too) think that Communism is the worst?" As usual, the Bolshevik DUmmie postings expressing their sympathy for Bolshevism is in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, watching the spectacle of the Bolshevik DUmmies from the deck of the Battleship Potemkin, is in the [brackets]:

Why do some people (DU'ers too) think that Communism is the worst?

[Yes. Isn't it silly to think ill of communism which is just a progressive alternate economic system?]

Why do some people think it?

[Probably for some stupid reason like a familiarity with history.]

The Crimes of Communism pale in comparison to the Acts of Evil that have been done by Plutocracies and Theocracies.

[In the DUmmie mind we are now living under an EVIL Bush Plutocracy/Theocracy. Ergo, communism is BETTER than what we now have.]

The things that the Far Right are planning are the things that we should be acting against, not screaming and ranting about Communist 'threat'.

I should know, real live Theocrats are trying to take over Ohio!

[They've already taken over the Ohio Diebold voting machines.]

We've got to come together to stop the Far Right, it is the only way we can win.

[Thank you for that entertaining bit of paranoia, DUmmie ck4829. And now let us hear the rest of the DUmmie chorus chime in with their laughable observations about communism...]

We've been a plutocracy for some time now... Have them ask people who lived and worked in the late 40s-80s. Many of them were shocked when reagan's policies started dismantling the stable way of life they all grew up with.

[Ronald Reagan also dismantled the "stable" way of life the communists in Europe grew up with.]

Decades of corporatist conditioning.

[Only decades of coporatist conditioning have brainwashed us into thinking that Stalinist Russia or North Korea under the enlightened Li'l Kim were anything other that Workers' Paradises.]

when has true communism ever been attempted? there have been countries that hve been proclaimed by themselves or others as "communist"...but have any of them really been?

[SIGH! The old leftwing excuse as to why Communist nations have failed. See, there really weren't any communist societies yet so we need to keep experimenting until we we get it right.]

As a history major in the 70's, communist doctrine was historical fact among the professors. We were taught a theoretical understanding of communism, and its dialectics, branches and choices.

At the time the Soviet Union looked extremely strong and countries throughout the world, especially in the Third World were changing to a communist form of government.

To the professors this was seen as inevitable, and to us students it was seen as a positive for the world as a whole. With every professor in the history department a Marxist, we were all pretty indocrinated.

[For the DUmmies, those were the Good Old Days.]

the US right wing has demonized every collective based solution, when those are mainstream in Europe.

[Oh how we envy the French economy!]

communism has been demonised and equated with Stalin and Mao.

[As opposed to the WONDERFUL communism under Li'l Kim and Castro.]

The only place I can think of that it's worked out is Cuba, and that seems more due to the excellence of Cuba itself and Castro than to any theoretical quality in Communism.

[The success of Cuban communism probably explains all those boat people from the States desperately trying to float over to that island paradise.]

Communism as a bogeyman is being supplanted with "Islamism" and "Islamofascism," etc. Same old right-wing BS, just a different name.

[Yeah. Islamofascism is just a myth. All those women in Taliban Afghanistan covered themselves from head to foot in ugly black burkhas because they LIKED it, not because they were forced to.]

i find the charms of democracy highly over rated.

[Then I recommend the charms of Pyongyang.]

Another pet peeve of mine is people dressed in black, at rallies, with the hammer and sickle on their clothes. How much of an asshole do you have to be?

[Anti-Communism in DUmmieland but only because he doesn't like their sense of fashion. You would prefer they wear pastel pants and a Che T-Shirt?]

It was the greatest American Brainwashing next to the War on Terrer that our government has ever promulgated on it's citizenry. American Citizens have had the dreaded "Commie Pinko " - "better dead than red" pounded into our collective psyches for over a half century.

[We were brainwashed into believing that Uncle Joe Stalin was something other than a warm hearted human being.]

Every communist society has turned to shit. Every one.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

If a democracy is communist, there is nothing inherently wrong.

[And where did that fantasy society ever happen?]

I don't know if communism is better than what we have. What I do know is that with all that relentless propaganda, "they" sure didn't want me to EVER consider communism except to condemn it. WHY did "they" never want me to think of communism except to condemn it? Hmmmm. Wonder what they were hiding about communism? And why they were so threatened by it?

[You caught us!!! Okay, I confess. All these years we have been hiding from you DUmmies just how WUUUNDERFUL communism is. Therefore we shall make amends by ensuring that you can move to the Democratic People's Republic of North Korea. So take the one-way flight to Pyonyang. Go ahead. You'll LOVE it there. I promise.]


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To: Cheburashka; weegee
Can you think of a country that would seriously want these lamesters?
81 posted on 11/23/2005 11:56:45 AM PST by .cnI redruM (Sticking a microphone in front of (Terrell) Owens is like giving a crackhead a spoonful.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
And goodboy is first in their sights! They're gonna wash his mouth out with soap, dress him in a nice little suit, and make him go to church every Sunday.

PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! Sell tickets to that!!!! I'll be FIRST in line to buy one!!!
82 posted on 11/23/2005 12:09:41 PM PST by ReeWalker ( I never have guilt EVER!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
"The only place I can think of that it's worked out is Cuba, and that seems more due to the excellence of Cuba itself and Castro than to any theoretical quality in Communism."

Communism WORKED in Cuba?!?!?!?!?

Now THAT is the best kept secret in the world! Has the IDIOT who pronounced that ever seen pictures of Cuba that were taken recently?

What should be their first clue is that any hurricane that decimates Cuba only does about $29.48 in damage!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

83 posted on 11/23/2005 12:15:15 PM PST by libs_kma (USA: The land of the Free....Because of the Brave!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Communism unmasked !!!!! Only in DUmmieland !!!!
84 posted on 11/23/2005 1:04:07 PM PST by Deetes (God Bless the Troops)
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To: PJ-Comix

>plutocracy

Micky Mouse's dog is running the government?


85 posted on 11/23/2005 1:05:29 PM PST by MindBender26 (Having my own CAR-15 in RVN meant never having to say I was sorry......)
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To: libs_kma
$29.48 in damage!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!

86 posted on 11/23/2005 1:10:20 PM PST by Deetes (God Bless the Troops)
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To: nina0113
Where is Willy-boy these days? Have I missed an edition of the DUFU where he renounces the world & goes off to live on an island, weaving mats & selling them to tourists?

Nope...He's back at boring everyone to death...

Wee Willy
87 posted on 11/23/2005 1:16:07 PM PST by ReeWalker ( I never have guilt EVER!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

I saw this thread earlier and was going to post it over at CU, but didn't because it was so long. I knew you would notice it though, PJ. :) We all knew DU supported Communism and this proves it.


88 posted on 11/23/2005 1:40:25 PM PST by darkangel82
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To: Charles Henrickson

you know communism is the only form of government that when you call up information, they come over and get it from YOU!


89 posted on 11/23/2005 1:40:30 PM PST by 537cant be wrong (vampires stole my lunch money !)
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To: PJ-Comix

[Only decades of coporatist conditioning have brainwashed us into thinking that Stalinist Russia or North Korea under the enlightened Li'l Kim were anything other that Workers' Paradises.]

Don't forget Castro and his Cuban paradise, PJ!


90 posted on 11/23/2005 2:21:16 PM PST by Purrcival (Washington's T-Day Address - http://www.pbs.org/georgewashington/milestones/thanksgiving_read.html)
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To: WinOne4TheGipper

Those pictures are amazing. I had heard about them, but had never seen them. Absolute power corrupts absolutely, and Communism is absolute to their society.


91 posted on 11/23/2005 2:30:36 PM PST by FreeAtlanta (never surrender, this is for the kids)
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To: PJ-Comix
This is exactly the same DUmmie topic that got me tombstoned a couple months ago.

I pointed out that Communist leaders were responsible for roughly 100 million deaths and they deleted my post and banned me.

92 posted on 11/23/2005 2:35:14 PM PST by NEPA (Repeal the 17th)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I should know, real live Theocrats are trying to take over Ohio!

Interesting that the Left is more worried about Christians than Wahhabi Islam...

93 posted on 11/23/2005 6:35:34 PM PST by Fenris6 (3 Purple Hearts in 4 months w/o missing a day of work? He's either John Rambo or a Fraud)
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To: weegee

"If the DUmmies want to live under communism, why don't they frickin' move? Oh, I see, they know what's best for us and want ALL OF US living under communism."

Of course - all parasites need a host. That is the nature of communism. At least the DUmmmies realize they would all starve to death without us working to support them.


94 posted on 11/23/2005 6:37:48 PM PST by Fenris6 (3 Purple Hearts in 4 months w/o missing a day of work? He's either John Rambo or a Fraud)
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To: PJ-Comix
As usual, someone else said it better first:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/817337/posts
95 posted on 11/23/2005 7:03:44 PM PST by decal (Mother Nature and Real Life are conservatives; the Progs have never figured this out.)
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To: weegee
"If the DUmmies want to live under communism, why don't they frickin' move? Oh, I see, they know what's best for us and want ALL OF US living under communism."

Worse than that: they want to be the ones who keep the rest of us in line.

They belieeeeeve that when The Day That Everything Changes finally arrives, the invading armies will put THEM in charge.

They don't realize that they will be the first ones put up against the wall.
96 posted on 11/23/2005 7:08:47 PM PST by decal (Mother Nature and Real Life are conservatives; the Progs have never figured this out.)
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To: decal
Worse than that: they want to be the ones who keep the rest of us in line....

....and then she runs for President: "We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good."

97 posted on 11/23/2005 11:57:22 PM PST by Watery Tart ("We Are the Presidentâ„¢" Be afraid. Be very afraid.)
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To: PJ-Comix
We've been a plutocracy for some time now...

Call me ignorant, but what the "H" is this "plutocracy" they speak of? Some government run by Mickey Mouse's dog, or a puppet government with the leader living on the 9th planet of our solar system?

Have them ask people who lived and worked in the late 40s-80s. Many of them were shocked when reagan's policies started dismantling the stable way of life they all grew up with.

I guess once the labor unions outgrew their usefulness, we were supposed to continue them? In that case, where are all the factories that make horse-drawn wagons (outside of PA Amish country), ice boxes, kerosene lanterns, etc.? The only reason I belong to a union is because IT IS MANDATORY. I'll also bet that if union membership wasn't mandatory for some jobs, there would be no unions.....

(Aren't unions just the most wonderful things. They have done wonders for International Harvester, American Motors, US Steel, and now Delphi and General Motors....G-d Bless 'em!)

BTW Top 100?

98 posted on 11/24/2005 5:06:03 AM PST by dirtbiker (I've tried to see the liberal point of view, but I couldn't get my head that far up my a$$....)
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To: Kerretarded
It amazes me how people can continually think that any idea SHOULD work, even if that idea has been PROVEN to be FACTUALLY FAULTY. "If only I were given the chance to perfect it, it would work." That is why a lot of people say LEARN FROM HISTORY!

I have heard that the defination of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, expecting a different outcome....

Nuff said.....

99 posted on 11/24/2005 5:11:30 AM PST by dirtbiker (I've tried to see the liberal point of view, but I couldn't get my head that far up my a$$....)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Stalin and Mao have slain their millions, but Bush, Bush . . . well, come to think of it, Bush hasn't slain ANY of his own people. Whoa! We'll have to rethink that one. . .

Watch it, Charles. THEY would counter that Bushco has "murdered" 100,000 in Iraq alone....not to mention the 2,000 or so troops killed and 100,000 wounded....

(They have this thing about 100,000....don't they...)

100 posted on 11/24/2005 5:16:29 AM PST by dirtbiker (I've tried to see the liberal point of view, but I couldn't get my head that far up my a$$....)
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