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DUmmie FUnnies 11-07-05 ("Where were you on November 2, 2004?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 7, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 11/07/2005 11:40:38 AM PST by PJ-Comix

Where were you in '62? Remember the movie, "American Graffiti?" That's similar to the title of this DUmmie THREAD, "Where were you on November 2, 2004?" However, instead of fond nostalgia for the past, in the DUmmies case it is yet another NIGHTMARE. This is why it is FUN to read their memories of not-so-long ago. As usual, the DUmmie nightmare of Elections Past is in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, suddenly thirsty for that champaign that Susan Estrich was copiously guzzling down that November day, is in the [brackets]:

Where were you on November 2, 2004?

[Falling off my sofa at home while laughing my ass off at the drunken rant of woe being presented by Susan Estrich on FOX.]

As you all know, tomorrow is the 1 year anniversary of the 2004 election. What a ride this past year has been? And DU has been in the forefront of all the latest happenings.

[DUmmieland was in the forefront of the greatest mental meltdowns. Among my faves were all the DUmmies melodramitically "standing up" and revealing their real names. The various Alternate Reality threads envisioning John Kerry being inaugurated on Jan. 20 were also among my faves.]

So as we approach tomorrow's anniversary, I thought it would be nice to post about where your were one year ago (physically, mentally, etc..).

[Thank you for the trip down Memory Lane. I'm sure I'll get lots more laughs travelling down that road again.]

I'll start:

[I'll try not to laugh...for about 2 seconds.]

I remember logging in extra early on the morning of, as the polls were opening through out the country. It was typical fall day here in Chicago, but it seemed like something was in the air. Would it be the day, we get our country back? Well the early exit polls and analysis were looking very promising. And I recall one of the last updates I saw before heading out around 4:00 pm, was Zogby having Kerry winning in a landslide.

[BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! And I bet at this point you were popping the cork on your champaign bottle just like Susan Estrich.]

Picked up my wife and son (then 2 years old), and we went to vote at the school a few blocks from our house. Everyone was talking about the amazing turn outs, record breaking numbers, etc... Got back home grabbed the laptop and started my routine (CNN, MSNBC, 1 Second of Fox). We all know how this story ends.

[Hee! Hee! Hee! YUP! We sure do know where this story ends. I only wish I could see video again of Susan Estrich's drunken rant on FOX News that night.]

The amazing thing is, as early as 3:00 am, people were already posting about irregularities and other incidents that were being reported. The report of the 4k extra Bush votes at a precinct in Ohio, was first noted here well before it hit the MSM.

[Actually I would have been amazed if the DUmmies didn't claim voter fraud. It's sort of a reflex action on their part whenever Democrats lose.]

Physically, I was Standing in a cold intersection in southern NH, holding a Kerry/Edwards sign, and waving at cars going by.

Mentally/Emotionally: Praying (to what, I'm not sure - I'm an agnostic) that our country would be delivered from the evil * cabal.

["Dear God in Heaven. I promise to believe in you...But ONLY if Bush loses."]

The next day, I was sobbing like a baby as I watched Kerry & Edwards give their concession speeches.

[I was laughing like a delerious baby when Kerry & Breck gave their concession speeches.]

Registering voters in West Los Angeles

[REGISTERING voters on Election Day? No wonder Democrat vote fraud is so rampant. Did you work the West Los Angeles cemetary to register those "voters?"]

Walking by the Washington Monument. The afternoon was warm. The sunshine was streaming over the area. Buoyed by early exits, I felt I was walking on air. Past the WH, dreaming about how wonderful life would be now. Dreaming about how now the poor and downtrodden would have new hope. How all children would now have health insurance.

[Cheer up. All these things did happen...in the Alternate Reality.]

It took me more than two months to get past an overwhelming feeling of dread and cried so many tears as if I were in mourning for my country.

[SNIFF! Here, grab my hankie.]

I was a Zombie for about two weeks. Didn't think I'd pick my life up again. Barely celebrated the holidays...was in such a funk.

[Is that you, Susan Estrich?]

I hate to remember it. When Rove wasn't indicted with Libby last week I had a sort of "flashback" of that time... But, I'm okay now about it all.

[All that happened was that Lucy pulled the football away from you, AGAIN.]

I'll never get over it.

[NEVER! NEVER! NEVER!]

When I found out Kerry had conceded, I was at work, and had to go to a meeting. I laid my head down on my desk and had a quick cry, then sat through the meeting practically catatonic.

[Apparently you never recovered.]

I knew we were in trouble when a family showed up right before the polls closed. They had recently moved about 40 miles away, but hadn't changed their voter registration yet. The kids were wearing fundie t-shirts. The woman said, "We probably wouldn't have bothered, but it's just so important this year." I just nodded.

[Beware voters wearing Fundie T-Shirts.]

I was working GOTV in Las Vegas Mostly vanning elderly Democratic voters, or ones without transportation, to the polls. Very well coordinated last year, I might add. Far superior to 2002.

In early afternoon we got a break and I snuck a peak at DU. Euphoria prevailed. Everyone was posting about the early exit polls and Kerry's certain victory. I took it at face value without studying the numbers. I called my friend Paul and he bet big on Kerry for us at the one website still taking action, since you're betting against other people not the website itself. Paul called me back and confirmed the wager. Kerry was a 2/3 favorite at the time due to the reports of early exit polls. Within a half hour of our bet, that went even higher, to 1/2.

Many hours later our GOTV group was excused, earlier than I expected. I drove home in a hurry and turned on the TV and DU, anticipating a night long celebration. At that point I decided to peek at the early exit polls that had caused all the celebration, and my wager. Within 45 seconds I was numb beyond description. The early exit polls were obviously garbage. You had numbers like up 18 points in New Hampshire, up 10 in Pennsylvania and down only 3 in North Carolina. I've studied state by state trends long enough to know those were glorified crap, skewed to Kerry by ridiculous margin. About 15 hours earlier I'd posted a thread on DU warning about the early numbers from 2002, how terrible they were.

Then I peaked at Ohio and Florida. It was the most sickening feeling since the SCOTUS decision in December 2000, actually much worse than that because I never thought 2000 would switch to our favor, but here I was for hours certain Bush had finally been properly evicted. The Ohio and Florida early exit poll numbers had Kerry only slightly ahead, one or two points. At that point I turned off my computer and TV and fell energy less on my bed for hours. Kerry was a certain loser. The early polls were all slanted in his favor, and since Ohio and Florida were only a point or two they would never hold up given how far off the other states were and therefore the trend.

DU was still celebrating even while I was in indescribable despair. The money I lost didn't mean a damn thing in comparison, although it was a four figure chunk and I scolded myself for not being more careful in checking out the early numbers, especially since I'd warned against putting too much stock in them.

[That was the FUnniest thing about Election Night. The DUmmies gloatingly celebrating their "victory" until reality slapped them hard in the face. Oh, and I feel even better now knowing that you lost at least a thousand bucks on the election.]

It was cold and rainy

The exact opposite of tomorrow which is sunny 70's.

I was full of hope.

Later enthused turned to disbelief turned to anger and deep sadness.

I feel better now.

[Thank you for that Election Loss haiku.]

took a day away from work to drive my neighbors to the polls. took the next day off too...to hang a sign seceeding my apartment from the US union & posting a UN flag in my yard, then wandering aimlessly about the world.

[And you are still wandering aimlessly with your UN flag.]

I was at work - night shift It was so close that I broke down and cried. My boss found me in an empty room and we cried together.

Of course, that was nothing compared to the next morning when I heard Kerry concede. I had Kerry posters up in all of my windows and I tore them down and tore them into tiny bits screaming in rage the whole time. I called one of my partners but I'm fairly sure he couldn't understand a word I said as I was sobbing but the gist of it was "That bastard f*cked us!!!!! He really f*cked us!!!

My body often responds to my emotional state in a way that can only be called poetic and within the month I had to go on a heart medicine (I'm still on it). My heart was broken.

[Apparently your head isn't in any great shape either.]


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To: CzarNicky
In case any dummie lurkers are looking in: Here is the truth about statements made about Iraq WMD, hope they have the courage to read it, and to check the sources for the quotes.

Prominent Democrat Comments on Saddam Hussein and WMD

One way or the other, we are determined to deny Iraq the capacity to develop weapons of mass destruction and the missiles to deliver them. That is our bottom line." - President Clinton, Feb. 4, 1998 CNN, Feb. 4, 1998 http://www.cnn.com/US/9802/04/us.un.iraq/

"If Saddam rejects peace and we have to use force, our purpose is clear. We want to seriously diminish the threat posed by Iraq's weapons of mass destruction program." - President Clinton, Feb. 17, 1998 http://www.cnn.com/ALLPOLITICS/1998/02/17/transcripts/clinton.iraq/

"Iraq is a long way from [here], but what happens there matters a great deal here. For the risks that the leaders of a rogue state will use nuclear, chemical or biological weapons against us or our allies is the greatest security threat we face." - Madeline Albright, Feb 18, 1998

"He will use those weapons of mass destruction again, as he has ten times since 1983." S - Sandy Berger, Clinton National Security Adviser, Feb, 18, 1998 http://www.usatoday.com/news/index/iraq/iraq172.htm

"[W]e urge you, after consulting with Congress, and consistent with the U.S. Constitution and laws, to take necessary actions (including, if appropriate, air and missile strikes on suspect Iraqi sites) to respond effectively to the threat posed by Iraq's refusal to end its weapons of mass destruction programs." - Letter to President Clinton, signed by Sens. Carl Levin, Tom Daschle, John Kerry, and others Oct. 9, 1998 http://www.iraqwatch.org/government/US/Letters,%20reports%20and%20statements/levin-10-9- 98.html

"Saddam Hussein has been engaged in the development of weapons of mass destruction technology which is a threat to countries in the region and he has made a mockery of the weapons inspection process." - Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D, CA), Dec. 16, 1998 http://www.house.gov/pelosi/priraq1.htm

"Hussein has ... chosen to spend his money on building weapons of mass destruction and palaces for his cronies." - Madeline Albright, Clinton Secretary of State, Nov. 10, 1999

"There is no doubt that ... Saddam Hussein has invigorated his weapons programs. Reports indicate that biological, chemical and nuclear programs continue apace and may be back to pre- Gulf War status. In addition, Saddam continues to redefine delivery systems and is doubtless using the cover of a licit missile program to develop longer-range missiles that will threaten the United States and our allies." - Letter to President Bush, Signed by Sen. Bob Graham (D, FL,) and others, December 5, 2001

"We begin with the common belief that Saddam Hussein is a tyrant and a threat to the peace and stability of the region. He has ignored the mandated of the United Nations and is building weapons of mass destruction and the means of delivering them." - Sen. Carl Levin (D, MI), Sept. 19, 2002 http://www.defenselink.mil/speeches/2002/s20020919-secdef2.html

"We know that he has stored secret supplies of biological and chemical weapons throughout his country." - Al Gore, Sept. 23, 2002 http://www.washtimes.com/national/20030805-100743-9640r.htm

"Iraq's search for weapons of mass destruction has proven impossible to deter and we should assume that it will continue for as long as Saddam is in power." - Al Gore, Sept. 23, 2002

"We have known for many years that Saddam Hussein is seeking and developing weapons of mass destruction." - Sen. Ted Kennedy (D, MA), Sept. 27, 2002 http://kennedy.senate.gov/~kennedy/statements/02/09/2002927718.html

"The last UN weapons inspectors left Iraq in October of 1998. We are confident that Saddam Hussein retains some stockpiles of chemical and biological weapons, and that he has since embarked on a crash course to build up his chemical and biological warfare capabilities. Intelligence reports indicate that he is seeking nuclear weapons..." - Sen. Robert Byrd (D, WV), Oct. 3, 2002

"I will be voting to give the President of the United States the authority to use force-- if necessary-- to disarm Saddam Hussein because I believe that a deadly arsenal of weapons of mass destruction in his hands is a real and grave threat to our security." - Sen. John F. Kerry (D, MA), Oct. 9, 2002

"There is unmistakable evidence that Saddam Hussein is working aggressively to develop nuclear weapons and will likely have nuclear weapons within the next five years ... We also should remember we have always underestimated the progress Saddam has made in development of weapons of mass destruction." - Sen. Jay Rockefeller (D, WV), Oct 10, 2002

"He has systematically violated, over the course of the past 11 years, every significant UN resolution that has demanded that he disarm and destroy his chemical and biological weapons, and any nuclear capacity. This he has refused to do" Rep. - Henry Waxman (D, CA), Oct. 10, 2002

"In the four years since the inspectors left, intelligence reports show that Saddam Hussein has worked to rebuild his chemical and biological weapons stock, his missile delivery capability, and his nuclear program. He has also given aid, comfort, and sanctuary to terrorists, including al- Qaeda members .. It is clear, however, that if left unchecked, Saddam Hussein will continue to increase his capacity to wage biological and chemical warfare, and will keep trying to develop nuclear weapons." - Sen. Hillary Clinton (D, NY), Oct 10, 2002 http://clinton.senate.gov/speeches/iraq_101002.html

"We are in possession of what I think to be compelling evidence that Saddam Hussein has, and has had for a number of years, a developing capacity for the production and storage of weapons of mass destruction." - Sen. Bob Graham (D, FL), Dec. 8, 2002 http://www.atimes.com/atimes/Middle_East/DL12Ak02.html

"Without question, we need to disarm Saddam Hussein. He is a brutal, murderous dictator, leading an oppressive regime ... He presents a particularly grievous threat because he is so consistently prone to miscalculation ... And now he is miscalculating America's response to his continued deceit and his consistent grasp for weapons of mass destruction ... So the threat of Saddam Hussein with weapons of mass destruction is real ..." - Sen. John F. Kerry (D, MA), Jan. 23. 2003 http://web.archive.org/web/20040613015116/www.johnkerry.com/pressroom/speeches/spc_2003 _0123.html

41 posted on 11/07/2005 12:06:28 PM PST by AxelPaulsenJr (Pray Daily For Our Troops and President Bush and the SAPPS)
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To: PJ-Comix
[I was] Registering voters in West Los Angeles

Giving free cigarettes to the homeless if they'd just get into your van and go vote with you?

42 posted on 11/07/2005 12:06:39 PM PST by NRA1995 (When liberals speak I hear the Vonage music playing.....woo-hoo, woo-hoo-hoo....)
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To: PJ-Comix; All

My favorite part was the DU website temporarily closing down right after the election because the DUers were have nervous breakdowns! LOL They were down for at least 2 days!


43 posted on 11/07/2005 12:06:46 PM PST by areafiftyone (Politicians Are Like Diapers, Both Need To Be Changed Often And For The Same Reason!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Well, shucks! I thought it just needed to be delivered.

And I don't understand the stupid rebates, either. It would sure be more convenient just to give the rebate right away. It sometimes takes 6 months to be reimbursed! Sheesh! By that time you've forgotten about it.


44 posted on 11/07/2005 12:07:10 PM PST by luvie ( REMEMBER THE ALITO! Part of the Bucket Brigade.......Bushbot and Tony Snowbot!)
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To: PJ-Comix
My bad, I didn't read the year. November 2, 2004, I was working the polls for Bush & didn't see any of the depressing exit polls till after the polls closed. I knew the exit polls were fake as soon as I saw Kerry winning in Virginia.
45 posted on 11/07/2005 12:07:58 PM PST by nina0113
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To: PJ-Comix
Kerry was a certain loser.

We all knew that from the moment he started his campaign. He still is.

It still strikes me as funny how they will DUmp truck several thousand votes at once into an online poll using bots, then are shocked as to why many polls aren't reliable.

46 posted on 11/07/2005 12:09:37 PM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult
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To: PJ-Comix

(Good luck with your computer. I can't get mine to download software. Grrrr!)


Anyway, re Election Day 2004: I was reading a thread on one of the more, ahem, liberal websites. Here were some of the posts, not quite verbatim, but in chronological order:

"Woo hoo! Kerry ahead!"
"Looks like he's in!"
"Oh no. Wait, he lost North Carolina."
"Oh no. Bush got the Midwest."
"Ohio's gone."
"Guys, we're f****d."
"I'm leaving the country."

A few days later, I stumbled across the FREE REPUBLIC, and laughed over the election threads. Shortly later, I signed on.


47 posted on 11/07/2005 12:10:29 PM PST by MoochPooch (A righteous person worries about his or her behavior, an extremist about everyone else's.)
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To: TheBigB
There is no way, NO WAY that an otherwise rational, adult human being could ever really post such crap without laughing their asses off.

You're assuming DUmmies are rational beings?

48 posted on 11/07/2005 12:11:46 PM PST by NRA1995 (When liberals speak I hear the Vonage music playing.....woo-hoo, woo-hoo-hoo....)
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To: TheBigB
There is no way, NO WAY that an otherwise rational, adult human being could ever really post such crap without laughing their asses off.

See if you can spot your error. Right! Got it in one. These are NOT rational human beings. Sometimes I have doubts about the "human" part, too.

Still there are a lot of FReepers having fun mocking DUmmies. It's so hard to resist.

49 posted on 11/07/2005 12:13:12 PM PST by chesley
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To: AxelPaulsenJr

"Geez, Dad. Is that your breath or did you fart?"

50 posted on 11/07/2005 12:13:13 PM PST by hattend (Rum and Coke, please!)
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To: NRA1995

I tend to give the benefit of the doubt. Of course, in the Dummies' case, there's soooooooooooooooo much doubt. :)


51 posted on 11/07/2005 12:13:25 PM PST by TheBigB (<----cooler than the other side of the pillow.)
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To: NRA1995
Giving free cigarettes to the homeless if they'd just get into your van and go vote with you?

That's how a lot of gay people started.

52 posted on 11/07/2005 12:14:35 PM PST by CzarNicky (The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I spent election day in Yosemite, enjoying some quality father/son time at the cabin! We turned on the radio late that evening just in time to hear that Bush won, and then played some guitar and sang happy songs by the fire.


53 posted on 11/07/2005 12:14:59 PM PST by MarineBrat (When it rains, New Orleans makes its own gravy.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I guess I'll play along with the DUmmies and post my story since that was the last day I was officially a DUmmie.


I got up around 7am and walked over to the polls. The station was set up 1 block from my house and I was the 3rd or 4th one there. Some Hippies from MoveOn were first. We exchanged some Bush bashing and voted for Kerry. By then all the smelly hippies were piling in and started to play drums outside.

Later that night I started watching the results come in. When I knew there was no possible way Kerry could win, I logged on to DU and they were going nuts. I remember feeling like we dodged a bullet and I posted something on DU for the DUmmies to calm down. They deleted my post.

The next morning I woke up a FReeper and lurked here every day until I finally registered. I felt alive while all the hippies looked suicidal. The drums went silent and the pot smoke increased. I remember walking around and seeing all the shades/windows closed with the occasional Kerry/Edwards signs littering the street.
54 posted on 11/07/2005 12:16:20 PM PST by varyouga (Reformed Kerry voter ( I know, I'm a frickin' idiot))
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To: MarineBrat

They all look so happy.


55 posted on 11/07/2005 12:16:37 PM PST by hattend (Rum and Coke, please!)
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To: MarineBrat

Those photo threads were hilarious. I loved reading all the changed signs.


56 posted on 11/07/2005 12:19:36 PM PST by Feiny (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult)
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To: MarineBrat

WereSorry.com has shut down and the domain is now for sale if anyone is interested.


57 posted on 11/07/2005 12:20:34 PM PST by Phantom Lord (Fall on to your knees for the Phantom Lord)
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To: hattend
They all look so happy.

Especially this girl, she is kinda cute though...........

Well, maybe not..

58 posted on 11/07/2005 12:22:56 PM PST by AxelPaulsenJr (Pray Daily For Our Troops and President Bush and the SAPPS)
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To: PJ-Comix
[Is that you, Susan Estrich?]

It might have been:


59 posted on 11/07/2005 12:23:18 PM PST by kenth (Come back here... so that I may brain thee!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Then I peaked at Ohio and Florida

Their spelling is consistently bad.

60 posted on 11/07/2005 12:23:20 PM PST by Bahbah (Free Scooter; Tony Schaffer for the US Senate)
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