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DUmmie FUnnies 06-27-05 ("How many of us here take antidepressants?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 27, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/27/2005 5:30:18 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

A couple of weeks ago we had a great deal of fun in the DUFU edition titled, What meds do you take? and today we go back to the same FUnnie territory in this THREAD titled, “How many of us here take antidepressants?” Especially since the November election I am sure the DUmmies are taking antidepressants in copious quantities. In fact, I think they probably just swallowed down whole bottles of antidepressants on Election Night after they found out that Kerry did NOT win despite their early victory celebrations when the exit polls came out. So sit back, pop your Prozac, and relax to the entertaining posts of DUmmies endeavoring to control their depressing demeanors in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, consulting a pharmacology dictionary in order to understand the many, many drug references, is in the [brackets]:

How many of us here take antidepressants?

[About 75% of all DUmmies are taking strong antidepressants and the other 25% are LOUSY FREEPER TROLLS!!!]

Coming from a family with a strong history of mental health issues like OCD, Alcoholism, and manic depression, a state that has just cut mental health by $36 million, and nation of "mental health experts" like Tom Cruise, I wondered how many of us here are currently taking antidepressants or have family members that have been helped by these drugs? I have taken Paxil for 2 years and doubt I will ever go off the drug. Does that mean I am weak??

[It means you are a TYPICAL DUmmie.]

Effexor here. first i was on paxil but it made me too zombie-like. have been on effexor for about 4.5 years. and we are not weak. i just didn't want to feel that way anymore and decided to do something about it.

[Effexor. Hey, that sounds like a great DUmmie screen name!]

Effexor here, too. Paxil made me hear voices in my head (not the usual ones ) and made me feel very paranoid and think that I was being stalked, but Effexor XR has worked like a charm for me for the last year. No side effects except a little stomach queasiness for the first couple of weeks.

[And I know what those voices said: “Bush won! Bush won!” Yes, you had to take massive doses of Effexor to get rid of those horrible voices.]

You should hear what the voices in my head are calling you

[“DUmmie fool! DUmmie fool!”]

I Would Call You Strong. Weak would be not admitting there is a problem or thinking medicine is wrong. Strength comes with facing reality. I am a big advocate of "legal" drugs. If you were a diabetic, you would not hesitate to take your medicine; if you had high blood pressure, you would not hesitate to take your medicine; the same goes for cholesterol. Our mental health is just as important.

[All those antidepressants you are taking… DOUBLE the dosage!]

Manic here on Trazadone because everything else makes me to HYPER!!

[What gets you into the Depressive mood? Trazadont?]

I too have a family history of depression. I was diagnosed with a anxiety disorder that bordered on depression (I used to get panic attacks). I've been taking a very low dose of cilexa (sp?) for the past couple of years.

[I bet you swallowed a whole bottle of that stuff on Election Night.]

no stigma here! tom cruise can kiss my lily white ass!

[There would only be a chance for that to happen if you have a litly white MALE ass.]

prozac here, with no apologies. i spent years working out, meditating, eating perfectly, counseling, etc. etc. etc. always on the verge of suicide. i say praise prozac.

[Remember the suicide hotline number: 1-800-BUSH-WON]

Same here, although I am now taking the generic version of fluoxetine (Brand name: Prozac) as I don't have insurance and it is much cheaper. I have tried everything and it's the only thing that has saved me from going over the edge.

[I hate to be the one to tell you this but it DIDN’T work.]

I changed because Paxil affected me like electricty.. I would sudden what seemed like electrical sparks just sitting there.

[Maybe all you need is to spray yourself down with Static Guard.]

Meds at our house. And most of us know someone who has benefited from psych drugs if we aren't on them ourselves. Leave it to an ignorant @ss like Tom Cruise to put down one of the most beneficial technologies of the 20th century.

[I’m thinking that Tom Cruise was on some sort of powerful meds when he was hopping around like an idiot on Oprah’s couch.]

doc friend told me every professor at University was on meds.

[Finally. A DUmmie post that makes sense.]

I am on Strattera. It has its benefits, including some minor antidepressant functions (I'm not eating bags of potato chips daily any more)...

[So if I want to beat my potato chips addiction, I need to get addicted to Strattera?]

One other thing about Physic meds is though...For myself, it has helped my self esteem immensely. I used to have a real problem with that, but since I have been on anti depressants, it has boosted my saritonin levels to the point that I am on top of the world.

[So was Jimmy Cagney at the end of White Heat. “Hey Ma! TOP OF THE WORLD!!!”]

I'm glad these drugs are available to my husband, even though he's not a killer or a rapist, because his untreated brain has nasty side effects.

[We know, DUmmie sfexpat2000. We know.]

Cymbalta, Provigil and Lamictal. Provigil is an upper and Lamictal is a mood stabilizer.

[And Cymbalta stems the flow of your rabid drooling.]

I just switched from Prozac to Alexapro. I had been on Prozac for 11 years. I don't think i'd survive without one antidepressant or another.

[Try a Lithium cocktail for a nightcap.]

Too poor to get the right meds, have to self medicate which is not good at all

[Self medicate? Does that mean you have to knock yourself out with a rubber mallet?]

Maybe dems win it next time and someone will have the guts to get national health insurance passed. I know that untreated bipolar people are very destructive in a relationship. Hope he's a mild case. Don't give up.

[More likely the dems will LOSE next time and you will all have to TRIPLE your dosage of whatever it is you are taking now.]

Marijuana here. F*ck the Bush Administrations stance on it; I am still gonna smoke it in the privacy of my own home for medicinal uses.

[Puff the Magic DUmmie, Down by the Sea!]


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To: PJ-Comix
Maybe dems win it next time and someone will have the guts to get national health insurance passed.

Incredible.It speaks volumes to the mental condition of the far left.
There is no strength,responsibility,resolve,or even a remote pragmatic view of the reality of living and how to deal with the disappointments and setbacks.I suppose throwing God on the dung heap has something to do with their hopeless outlook on life.
Imagine the levels taxes would have to be raised to if socialized health care fully comes about and these parasites in waiting can medicate themselves to no end on our dime.

41 posted on 06/27/2005 6:18:35 PM PDT by carlr (The dems slogan "even though we support our nations enemies,don`t question our patriotism")
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To: PJ-Comix

Tom Cruise is one of the BIGGEST lib contributors out there!!! He is an admitted admirer and strong supporter of Hitlery (and her husband before her, BJ).

God, I love it when they eat their own!


42 posted on 06/27/2005 6:20:25 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Durka Durka Durka. Muhammed Jihad Durka.)
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To: Choose Ye This Day

"Better Living Through Chemistry"

The blue pill opens your eyes
Is there a better way
A new religion prescribed
To those without the faith
The hero holding a knife
And blood is not enough
Is it too late to go back?
Is it too late to go?


43 posted on 06/27/2005 6:20:32 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day ("I don't think much of a man who is not wiser today than he was yesterday." -- Abraham Lincoln)
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To: Celtjew Libertarian
The munchies are not....

LOL!! Agreed. I did lose weight on wellbutrin, but that was because it kept me awake at night and I had to exercise about 30 minutes a day to burn off some energy so I would sleep.

Oh, and they can have my diet Dr. Pepper when they pry it from my cold dead hands! LOL!

44 posted on 06/27/2005 6:20:48 PM PDT by retrokitten (www.takebackthememorial.org)
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To: retrokitten
LOL!! Agreed. I did lose weight on wellbutrin, but that was because it kept me awake at night and I had to exercise about 30 minutes a day to burn off some energy so I would sleep.

Sleep? That's just a poor substiute for caffeine. 8>)

Oh, and they can have my diet Dr. Pepper when they pry it from my cold dead hands! LOL!

I use the same line -- only it's my "dead, cold, frosty, refreshing hands!" 8>)

45 posted on 06/27/2005 6:24:18 PM PDT by Celtjew Libertarian (Shake Hands with the Serpent: Poetry by Charles Lipsig aka Celtjew http://books.lulu.com/lipsig)
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To: PJ-Comix
Wonder how long before someone starts an "I'm committing suicide", thread?? These guys are this wacked with medication!?

Pray for W and Our Freedom Fighters

46 posted on 06/27/2005 6:28:23 PM PDT by bray (Pray for Iraq's Freedom from Mohammad)
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To: SaveTheChief

Can you believe so many DUmmies have the gall to lecture conservatives about being wasteful and decadent when they are spending so much on unneccessary medication?


47 posted on 06/27/2005 6:28:42 PM PDT by Democratshavenobrains
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To: PJ-Comix
[About 75% of all DUmmies are taking strong antidepressants and the other 25% are LOUSY FREEPER TROLLS!!!]

Lousy Freeper Troll reporting for duty!

48 posted on 06/27/2005 6:29:25 PM PDT by NeoCaveman (we should not hesitate to resolve the tension in favor of the Constitution's original meaning-Thomas)
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To: Democratshavenobrains
Can you believe so many DUmmies have the gall to lecture conservatives...

Are you kidding? This is ALL THEY DO! They don't do anything productive. EVER!

49 posted on 06/27/2005 6:35:39 PM PDT by SaveTheChief (There are 10 types of people -- those who understand binary, and those who don't.)
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To: Purrcival

good thing i'm not in an elected office(/sarcasm) like that evil Carl Rove. hahaha

what is really going to kill them is after dirtbag durbin had to suck it up Rove will not take back anything. LOL!!!!!!


50 posted on 06/27/2005 6:38:11 PM PDT by postaldave (NOTICE: IF MY POST UPSET YOU, WHAT I SAID WAS SARCASM)
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To: maryz

drugged up & out DUmmie ping


51 posted on 06/27/2005 6:41:42 PM PDT by kenth
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To: postaldave
what is really going to kill them is after dirtbag durbin had to suck it up Rove will not take back anything. LOL!!!!!!

Nor should he. Rove did not say anything that was incorrect or wrong...and the funny thing was that he suckered the Hildabeast and other Dems into admitting that they are really liberal, when some of them have been trying to pretend that they're "moderate" or "mainstream".

52 posted on 06/27/2005 6:48:59 PM PDT by Purrcival (Karl Rove was right, and so is Rummy. Deal with it, DUmmies.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Mental Midgets ....


53 posted on 06/27/2005 7:12:27 PM PDT by Deetes (God Bless the Troops and their Family's)
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To: PJ-Comix
THE DUMMIES HAVE BEEN HONORED IN SONG
54 posted on 06/27/2005 7:16:53 PM PDT by doug from upland (MOCKING DEMOCRATS 24/7 --- www.rightwingparodies.com)
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To: Democratshavenobrains

That place is absolutely disgusting tonight. I had to come here for some sanity after just 3 minutes of reading DU posts. The first post I saw was by some mother whose two-year-old was running around by himself in McDonalds, slipped on a mat, and hurt himself. He was TWO and nobody was holding his hand, but all the DU-ers are lining up urging her to SUE. The next post I saw was just sick...self-righteous, ghoulish dancing on John Walton's grave.

It makes you wonder if they were that way BEFORE all the medication.


55 posted on 06/27/2005 7:24:37 PM PDT by lieutenant columbo
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To: PJ-Comix

It really is pretty bad tonight over there. I never thought I would find anyone who spelt "quiz" = "kwiz".
Then again, they are probably a bunch of twelve year old precocious jerk-offs on pills


56 posted on 06/27/2005 7:34:05 PM PDT by CarlEOlsoniii (Do Unto Osama as Osama has done unto us!)
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To: CarlEOlsoniii
they are probably a bunch of twelve year old precocious jerk-offs on pills

twelve is the mental age, for sure. but chronologically they are mostly 40 to 65-year-old, washed up hippies. (or should that be UNwashed)

57 posted on 06/27/2005 7:40:32 PM PDT by lieutenant columbo
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To: PJ-Comix
One pill makes you bigger
One pill makes you small
But the ones mother gives you
don't do anything at all
Go ask Alice
when she's 10 feet tall
58 posted on 06/27/2005 7:59:31 PM PDT by SCALEMAN (Durbin now stands in Jane Fonda's shadow)
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To: Celtjew Libertarian

"At least one FReeper who takes them also . . ."


I don't see anything wrong with taking antidepressants or other similar meds. (I was on them for a while, also.) But the difference here is that I don't think FReepers brag about it. We just do what we have to do to function, that's all. These people casually talk about meds the way they would talk about new clothes.


59 posted on 06/27/2005 8:05:32 PM PDT by MoochPooch (A righteous person worries about his or her behavior, an extremist about everyone else's.)
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To: PJ-Comix
One other thing about Physic meds is though...For myself, it has helped my self esteem immensely. I used to have a real problem with that, but since I have been on anti depressants, it has boosted my saritonin levels to the point that I am on top of the world.

Proof that the self esteem program in government schools doesn't work. All DUmmies need is home schooling and psychic meds. Alas, they get none of the former and scads of the latter. Say, if you're on top of the world, does it feel anything like the warm fuzzy I get from whiskey every Saturday night?

60 posted on 06/27/2005 8:05:33 PM PDT by groanup (http://fairtax.org)
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