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DUmmie FUnnies 06-17-05 ("DUrbin is NOT APOLOGIZING!!!!")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 17, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/17/2005 4:15:20 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

Once again it looks like the Democrats are well on their way to committing political suicide. This time the self-inflicted wound has been performed by Senator Dick DUrbin of Illinois who has accused the USA of severe mistreatment of the poor Guantanamo prisoners and then compared such “torture” to that practiced by the Nazis or the Soviets in their Gulags. Yes, pity the poor Gitmo prisoners freezing in 68 degree air conditioning and being stuffed with primo food. If prisoners of the Nazis or the Soviets “suffered” such treatment for just 10 minutes they would have thought they went to heaven. Of course the biggest cheerleaders of DUrbin are none other than the DUmmies as you can see in this THREAD titled, “DUrbin is NOT APOLOGIZING!!!!” So let us now watch the DUmmies sink the Democrats in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, shocked at the Rice Pilaf torture of the Gitmo prisoners, is in the [brackets]:

DUrbin is NOT APOLOGIZING!!!! He is ripping them up, call to thank him

[Thank you Senator DUrbin for ensuring that the Democrats will be losing plenty of seats in the next election thanks to your absurd comments.]

Oh man, it great, putting the FBI Document in context, talking about the torture and how it was approved by this adminstration.

[“Please stop torturing me with having to make a choice between eating glazed chicken or sirloin steak!”]

He is not going to take back calling them NAZIs!! WOO HOO!

[WOO! HOO! Kiss any chance of Democrats gaining seats in 2006 goodbye!]

He's gonna get a lot of angry calls from freepers, they make sure to let their asshole voices be known, call Durbin to counter that shit, let him know that you like what he is saying, you approve and that you support him.

[Thank you, Senator DUrbin for making your fellow Democrats unelectable!]

Yay Dems with balls! I f*cking love it!!!

[Those Dems with balls will soon be bouncing off padded cell walls.]

This guy's got George Galloway in him!!!!

[Plus a touch of Dr. Kevorkian in him for administering assisted suicide to the Democrats.]

Durbin is being a man. Good for him!!! Other DEMs take note of DUrbin: No apologies, no surrender- the Base DEMANDS no less.

[No sanity- the Base DEMANDS no less.]

The Dems are getting some spine at last and learning that you must NEVER apologize to Neocons, or acknowledge their rhetoric and lies!! No apologies from Dean!! And now none from Durbin!

[Dean and DUrbin. Two Democrat peas in a padded cell pod.]

framed NO MORE!! we gotta take it to 'em every time. DUNK! SWISH!

[FLUSH! (Sound of the Democrat Party future.)]

Dick Durbin is a real man and a real Democrat. I'm so proud he represents me and my family in the Senate.

[Dick DUrbin---the DUmmie senator.]

Hope that we can counteract the freeps.

[DUrbin needs no help to sink himself.]

As a daughter of a Holocaust Survivor and a trained historian, I know this camp is not unlike Bergen Belsen.

[Yeah. It’s a known historical fact that the Bergen Belsen prisoners were tortured with 68 degree air conditioning during the summer and forced to eat large helpings of rice pilaf and glazed chicken.]

Obama could learn a thing or two from Durbin

[How to commit political hari kari.]

I'm so proud of Sen Durbin. Damn, I'm proud of him!

[I’m so proud he smeared the USA!]

When it comes to the official imprimatur on torture, there is undisputed evidence that Rumsfeld and AG Gonzales authorized it!

[It’s horrible. Rumsfeld and Gonzales authorized the horrific ban on prisoner backrubs in Gitmo.]

Durbin has completely pulled the rug out!!!

[…from under his own feet.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: apology; dickdurbin; dummies; suicide
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

You forgot Hugh!


21 posted on 06/17/2005 4:30:15 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (I'm not feeling sexually harassed!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
As a daughter of a Holocaust Survivor and a trained historian, I know this camp is not unlike Bergen Belsen.

Take me home

Oh Mudda Fadda

Take me home

I hate Granada...

22 posted on 06/17/2005 4:31:15 PM PDT by Argus (Omnia taglinea in tres partes divisa est.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Actually, late today Dickie Durbin issued a lame-*ss "apology." He said he was sorry that anyone was upset because they "misunderstood" what he was saying. There wasn't any subtlety or metaphor, however, in what Durbin said. So that "apology" will not stop the onslaught.

As usual, the DUmmies have cheerfully thrown themselves in front of a political juggernaut and will shortly be crushed under its wheels. When a DUmmie gets politically crushed, does he have a slight doubt like Wile E. Coyote's sign that says, "Why am I doing this?"

Nah. DUmmies don't have the introspection of a rather dim cartoon character.

Congressman Billybob

Latest column: "Gitmo In, Gitmo Out?"

23 posted on 06/17/2005 4:33:31 PM PDT by Congressman Billybob (For copies of my speech, "Dealing with Outlaw Judges," please Freepmail me.)
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To: Argus
Hello Mudda,
Hello Fadda,
Here I am at camp Granada.
24 posted on 06/17/2005 4:33:42 PM PDT by ReeWalker (Life isn't fair...GET USED TO IT!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Q. No regrets on the statements you made?



Durbin: No, I don't, and I'll tell you why...if I just read this to you and you didn't know where it came from, where would you think this could happen? In the Nazi regime, in the soviet regime? Sadly it happened under Americans. Now the point I was trying to make is, we have departed from standards of conduct which presidents of both parties have played by for over 50 years, and we shouldn't be doing this....

[What a great American.]


25 posted on 06/17/2005 4:34:04 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (¿No tienes documentos? No tienes trabajo.)
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To: PJ-Comix

wooo hoooo

some where in there early.

or maybe not.


26 posted on 06/17/2005 4:34:05 PM PDT by 537cant be wrong (vampires stole my lunch money but left me with my bus pass. damn!)
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To: PJ-Comix

These people are (long, expleted filled rant redacted by mod) crazy!!!


27 posted on 06/17/2005 4:34:47 PM PDT by WinOne4TheGipper ("I don't know what happenned, but I know it's wrong.")
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To: PJ-Comix
He is not going to take back calling them NAZIs!! WOO HOO!

Do these DUmmies realize that they are CHEERING a member of our Congress publicly CALLING OUR TROOPS NAZIS?

Of course they do. So much for the "I support the troops but I oppose the war" facade.

28 posted on 06/17/2005 4:36:44 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (¿No tienes documentos? No tienes trabajo.)
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To: PJ-Comix
PJ,

Today the DUmmies are NOT funny. I'm angry and I'm tired of the silence of the majority of Republican senators. I've emailed Inhofe telling him I must conclude he agrees with Durbin since he's made no comment rebuking him. I also told him Coburn would have my support and asked him if he wanted mine.

I saw too many of my friends and classmates injured or killed in Viet Nam because our government didn't give them the support they needed and deserved. I'm older now and I've found my voice. I refuse to let it happen again.

29 posted on 06/17/2005 4:37:21 PM PDT by Sally'sConcerns
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To: WinOne4TheGipper

expleted=expletive.:)


30 posted on 06/17/2005 4:38:50 PM PDT by WinOne4TheGipper ("I don't know what happenned, but I know it's wrong.")
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To: PJ-Comix

top 40??? well, it's a start.


31 posted on 06/17/2005 4:40:05 PM PDT by socalrepubminority (Disenfranchised republican youth of the socialist republic of California)
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To: Choose Ye This Day

Reach out and FReep someone:


CONTACT DICK TURBAN

Washington, DC
332 Dirksen Senate Bldg.
Washington, DC 20510
(202) 224-2152
(202) 228-0400 - fax

Chicago
230 South Dearborn St.
Suite 3892
Chicago, IL 60604
(312) 353-4952
(312) 353-0150 - fax

Springfield
525 South 8th St.
Springfield, IL 62703
(217 ) 492-4062
(217) 492-4382 - fax

Marion
701 N. Court St.
Marion, IL 62959
(618) 998-8812
(618) 997-0176 - fax


I hear faxes are especially effective.


32 posted on 06/17/2005 4:40:09 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (¿No tienes documentos? No tienes trabajo.)
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To: Congressman Billybob
As usual, the light they see at the end of the tunnel is a high speed train coming to meet them with the usual disastrous consequences.
33 posted on 06/17/2005 4:41:16 PM PDT by cripplecreek (I zot trolls for fun and profit.)
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To: PJ-Comix

when my oldest daughter went up to N.W. Mo. State on a pre enrollment visit (it is now called Truman university)
we toured the cafateria and on the counter being stocked for the school year to begin was a box of "meat"

it was labeled Grade D but edible.
i wonder if the scum at gitmo would rather dine on what was basically an unknown food group.


34 posted on 06/17/2005 4:41:37 PM PDT by 537cant be wrong (vampires stole my lunch money but left me with my bus pass. damn!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Osama could learn a thing or two from Durbin
35 posted on 06/17/2005 4:42:07 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (¿No tienes documentos? No tienes trabajo.)
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To: PJ-Comix
The DNC ship is going the way of the Titanic - straight to the bottom!
36 posted on 06/17/2005 4:42:09 PM PDT by rockthecasbah
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To: PJ-Comix
LOL! No more carbs. That is hysterical.
37 posted on 06/17/2005 4:42:59 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: PJ-Comix
you wrote:
"WOO! HOO! Kiss any chance of Democrats gaining seats in 2006 goodbye"

i have a great radio ad idea against him during his reelection race. do a cut a paste and have him saying "our military are nazis over and over. ha ha fun stuff.

38 posted on 06/17/2005 4:46:23 PM PDT by postaldave (NOTICE: IF MY POST UPSET YOU, WHAT I SAID WAS SARCASM)
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To: PJ-Comix

Okay, let me see if I've got this:



"As a daughter of a Holocaust Survivor and a trained historian, I know this camp is not unlike Bergen Belsen." ---Anonymous, self-hating, America-hating creep in the DUmpster

"Suggesting some kind of equivalence between (U.S. military) interrogation tactics demonstrates a profound lack of understanding about the horrors that Hitler and his regime actually perpetrated." ---The Anti-Defamation League


39 posted on 06/17/2005 4:48:58 PM PDT by Petronski (Be alert! The world needs more lerts.)
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To: Dashing Dasher
I thought that was a hugh manitee but if you insist!

Oh the !

40 posted on 06/17/2005 4:51:56 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (I am not a romantic, I don't hero worship and no, as a matter of fact, I don't have a heart.)
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