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DUmmie FUnnies 06-17-05 ("DUrbin is NOT APOLOGIZING!!!!")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 17, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/17/2005 4:15:20 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

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To: gate2wire

(Sorry for the late response)

Actually, I'm reading it in my free time. I love when I buy books and the checkout clerk is like "So when's your term paper due?"


141 posted on 06/20/2005 8:27:02 AM PDT by sporkgoddess
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

My son says your manatee pic looks like Ted Kennedy.


142 posted on 06/20/2005 9:05:47 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (SPC Casey Sheehan died trying to save his buddies. His leftist mom says it "wasn't worth it.")
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To: PJ-Comix
DUrbin is NOT APOLOGIZING!!!! He is ripping them up, call to thank him

Yes. Thankd Durbin for exposing his party for the anti-American filth that they are.

143 posted on 06/20/2005 9:08:48 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (And our prisoners at Gitmo eat better than I do)
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To: PJ-Comix; stands2reason
DUrbin is NOT APOLOGIZING!!!! He is ripping them up, call to thank him

The "them" in this sentence is probably meant to mean BushCo, but Durbin really has only ripped up two kinds of people: U.S. troops and Dempols who represent any but the most safe districts.

Oh man, it great, putting the FBI Document in context, talking about the torture and how it was approved by this adminstration.

That's funny, I've never heard of a torture operation where the average victim gained 13 pounds.

He is not going to take back calling them NAZIs!! WOO HOO!

DUrbin can say "it was a misunderstanding" all he wants, but this DUmmie knows exactly what was meant. BTW, Anybody remember the Nazis handing Jews copies of the Torah on their way into Auschwitz, and wearing gloves so they wouldn't make the text "unclean?" Anybody at Auschwitz eating orange glazed chicken? Anybody at Auschwitz gaining 13 pounds? Any Nazis keeping the noise down so the Jews could pray undisturbed?

He's gonna get a lot of angry calls from freepers, they make sure to let their @#$%^&* voices be known, call Durbin to counter that @#$%, let him know that you like what he is saying, you approve and that you support him.

Yeah, let him know you support the troops too!

Yay Dems with balls! I f*cking love it!!!

Yeah! Equating U.S. troops with history's greatest monsters, and doing it from the safety of an air conditioned Senate chamber! Woooooo!!! Get this hero a medal!

This guy's got George Galloway in him!!!!

Well, not yet...Barney Frank's not done with Mr. Galloway yet.

Other DEMs take note of DUrbin: No apologies, no surrender- the Base DEMANDS no less.

The base demands that you equate the United States Marine Corps with people who made lampshades out of human skin and piled up bins full of salvaged baby shoes.

The Dems are getting some spine at last and learning that you must NEVER apologize to Neocons,

...or to Marines who protect your lily white tuchis...

or acknowledge their rhetoric and lies!!

"We give them Korans and feed them orange glazed chicken." Somehow, that's not Goebbels-esque.

No apologies from Dean!! And now none from Durbin!

Yeah! Right on! Sanity and civility are overrated! Talking about real issues is overrated!

DUNK! SWISH!

Accusing peaceful prison guards of killing tens of millions of people is a dunk? OK, here's my dunk: I accuse DU of sanity.

Dick Durbin is a real man and a real Democrat.

You're half right. A guy who is proud of 40 million dead babies is a real Dempol, but not a real man.

I'm so proud he represents me and my family in the Senate.

I'm ashamed that my sweet Land of Lincoln is filled with millions of slavery-loving useful idiots like yourself.

Hope that we can counteract the freeps.

Election Day, 2006...Election Day, 2006...Election Day, 2006...Election Day, 2006...Election Day, 2006...

As a daughter of a Holocaust Survivor and a trained historian, I know this camp is not unlike Bergen Belsen.

Yes, in the same way that I'm not unlike Saddam Hussein. You see, we're both adult human males, and Bergen Belsen and Gitmo are both camps. I think we have a new Number One on the list of the Top Ten Lies Told On DU. Or, if she's telling the truth, a new Queen of all Useful Idiots.

Obama could learn a thing or two from Durbin

Obama is already DUrbin's lapdog...Maybe DUrbin can teach him to catch a frisbee in his mouth.

I'm so proud of Sen Durbin. Damn, I'm proud of him!

"I can't wait until he gets appointed to be the head of the Ministry of Truth!"

When it comes to the official imprimatur on torture, there is undisputed evidence that Rumsfeld and AG Gonzales authorized it!

Yeah, if you're looking up "authorized" in a dictionary from Bizarro World. BTW, apparently Rumsfeld authorized the torture of my nephew, because he has been deprived of sleep while out killing terrorists in Iraq, and I'm sure he's heard some loud rap music now and then while deployed. Fortunately he didn't have to put up with the horror of orange glazed chicken or daily prayer to Mecca...

[It’s horrible. Rumsfeld and Gonzales authorized the horrific ban on prisoner backrubs in Gitmo.]

ROTFLMBO!

Durbin has completely pulled the rug out!!!

Somewhere along the line, somebody pulled most of his brain out. Maybe we should take out his feeding tube...

144 posted on 06/20/2005 9:18:06 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (SPC Casey Sheehan died trying to save his buddies. His leftist mom says it "wasn't worth it.")
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To: Choose Ye This Day
I hear faxes are especially effective.

Especially when they have pictures of Cambodian skull mounds and a picture of a plate of orange-glazed chicken.

145 posted on 06/20/2005 9:22:09 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (SPC Casey Sheehan died trying to save his buddies. His leftist mom says it "wasn't worth it.")
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To: Mr. Silverback
Real Atrocity:

Durbin's Idea of Atrocity:


146 posted on 06/20/2005 9:29:15 AM PDT by Choose Ye This Day ("I don't think much of a man who is not wiser today than he was yesterday." -- Abraham Lincoln)
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To: Duke Nukum
Maybe he's betting on the terrorists to win and wants to be the first convert in the Senate?

Well, he thinks he can be a pro-gay, pro-abortion Catholic, so maybe he figures Osama will let him be a cafeteria Muslim.

Osama: "Thank you for your support, Senator Dhimmi, er, I mean, Durbin. We promise to kill you last."

147 posted on 06/20/2005 9:30:53 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (SPC Casey Sheehan died trying to save his buddies. His leftist mom says it "wasn't worth it.")
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To: Boomer Geezer; sporkgoddess
"The Gulag Archipelago" by Solzhenitsyn.

There's a book written by a Killing Fields survivor called "First, They Killed My Father" that Durbin should read.

It's like when they throw around Hitler, Pol Pot, and all the rest, conveniently omitting Stalin most of the time.

Some of the Dems in the Senate were among the pukes in Congress who prevented military funding for Southeast Asian ops after the Treaty of Paris. When the North broke the treaty and invaded, we could not punish them. When the Khmer Rouge were killing 1/3 of the Cambodian population, we could do nothing. And they have the gaul to get ticked off about the 20th hijacker has to look at girly photos.

148 posted on 06/20/2005 9:37:27 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (SPC Casey Sheehan died trying to save his buddies. His leftist mom says it "wasn't worth it.")
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To: lieutenant columbo; PJ-Comix

PJ, see post 101. You...MUST...DUFU that thread. Don't let its brevity stop you!


149 posted on 06/20/2005 9:45:56 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (SPC Casey Sheehan died trying to save his buddies. His leftist mom says it "wasn't worth it.")
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To: MisterRepublican
"Poll question: Should William Rivers Pitt run for office someday?"

Oh please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please do!

150 posted on 06/20/2005 9:48:24 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (SPC Casey Sheehan died trying to save his buddies. His leftist mom says it "wasn't worth it.")
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

>>>>>This guy's got George Galloway in him!!!!

Yeah, but he only got six of the 12 IQ points that entails.


151 posted on 06/20/2005 9:50:08 AM PDT by .cnI redruM ("There is no virtue in compulsory government charity, and there is no virtue in advocating it.-PJ O')
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To: Choose Ye This Day

My son says the skull photo looks like the Democratic Party's closet shelves.


152 posted on 06/20/2005 9:52:06 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (SPC Casey Sheehan died trying to save his buddies. His leftist mom says it "wasn't worth it.")
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To: finnman69

Oh, this is GREAT! Where did you find it?

Oh, never mind, I see the URL.


153 posted on 06/20/2005 3:39:58 PM PDT by Purrcival (See Dick Durbin. See Dick Duck. Duck, Dick, Duck! Let's see you dance your way out of this one.)
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