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DUmmie FUnnies 06-03-05 ("Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 3, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/03/2005 7:16:14 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Has Andy Stephenson entered a DUmmieland Witness Protection Program? For the past few days, ever since Andy began publicly harassing the relatives of Bev Harris by posting their names and personal information about them, Scamdy has DISAPPEARED. In fact ALL MENTION in Dummieland about Scamdy’s “pancreatic cancer” has disappeared and if any there are so bold as to post any reference to Scamdy, Skinner immediately sends it down the Memory Pitt. As to Pied Piper Pitt, following his much ballyhooed posting of documents “proving” that Scamdy did indeed have pancreatic cancer, he has retracted his head into his turtle shell and REFUSES to further comment about those documents. One big reason is that those documents Pitt posted accurately predicted in an April 27 FAX that Scamdy would have surgery during the week of May 23 even though at the time of the FAX the surgery was still scheduled for May 10 and wasn’t rescheduled until almost 2 weeks after the FAX was sent. Right now the DUmmies are hoping that the whole Andy Stephenson Situation (as Skinner called it) would just go away. Unfortunately for Dummieland, the DUmmie FUnnies will STILL shine the light on this scandal which demonstrates what a bunch of dim-witted gullible fools the DUmmies were. Until Scamdy or Skinner or Pitt makes a full public confession (or are indicted) the DUmmie FUnnies will consistently hammer the DUmmies on this subject in all future DUmmie FUnnies. This edition of the DUmmie FUnnies based on a DUmmie THREAD titled, “Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?” will continue smoking out the DUmmies on this point. As usual the DUmmie postings still in Scamdy Denial are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, about to reveal some inside political info he recently received, is in the [brackets]:

Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?

[Consider it payback for talking us into nominating Bob Dole in 1996. Bob Dole didn’t so much run to win as to merely build up his resume. Somehow this latter seemed very important to Dole in his future career of doing Penile Erectile Dysfunction commercials on TV. At least we have no doubt that Dole suffered from this problem (no one admits to this condition unless they really had it) but we STILL don’t know what sort of medical problem Andy Stephenson had although it was almost certainly NOT pancreatic cancer.]

I think she would be an awful candidate. She's not that great a speaker, clearly not at all concerned about corporate power, posturing more and more "moderate" all of the time. The Senate alone has at least a dozen other Democrats who would make better candidates than her.

[All the more reason why Karl Rove has designated her as your ’08 nominee.]

But the GOP is licking its fetid chops, man. They can just about taste the hatefest they would enjoy if she were running. There would be no holds barred on the calumny and slander that they would rain down on her.

[Karl Rove has put out a directive to NOT accuse Hillary of faking a pancreatic cancer operation. Something like that is OFF-LIMITS.]

They are walking a fine line, though. Having demonized her for more than 10 years now, they need to talk Democrats into getting her through the primaries, so they have to cool it down a bit and talk about what a great potential candidate she would be. David Broder put up a column not too long ago just like that.

[Psst! Why do you think the Bushes and Bill Clinton are acting like buddies now? It’s all part of the Rovian Master Plan.]

But they can't stop talking about her. Both Hannity & Colmes and Bill O'Rodent had segments on her Tuesday night. What other Democratic politician gets so much attention from those loons?

[Kerry recently got a flurry of press attention when he FINALLY signed his Form 180 to release his military records to the public. Yes, he FINALLY signed Form 180 and now we are waiting for him to FINALLY drop that signed form in the mail.]

Thinking "well, if the GOP hates her so much, they must be afraid of her, therefore she would be a great candidate" is the trap the Democrats cannot, must not, walk into. Step away. This will be the most important national IQ test for the Democrats in a long time.

[I am SO CONFIDENT of the low DUmmie IQ that I can flat out state the Rovian Game Plan without the slightest fear that you DUmmies can do anything about it. Hey! If you were DUmb enough to send in your money to Andy Stephenson for a phony pancreatic cancer operation then you certainly will easily be manipulated by Karl Rove despite advance warning.]

Having said all that, I'd vote for her in a heartbeat next to any GOP candidate. But please Lahd, and all my fellow Democrats, please don't let it come to that.

[It WILL come to it. And now to announce the ULTIMATE DUmmie nightmare, DUmmie ProfessorPlum. Not only is Karl Rove saddling you with Hillary but the GOP candidate for ’08 has already been decided upon---Dick Cheney. You think that Bob Woodward story about Cheney being drafted in ’08 was just idle speculation? A Republican Deep Throat handed that story to Woodward to pass along. The fact is if Cheney’s doctors give him the go-ahead and IF Cheney is convinced there is a groundswell of support for him, he WILL run in ’08. Look forward to a CONTINUATION of the Bush policies following the next election.]

condi vs. mccain. rove attacks once again.

[Nope. Cheney vs McCain=Cheney Winner. Rove STRIKES again!]

Let them run their nutcase ... and we should pick someone sensible. I like HC, but she simply has no chance for victory. All the general polls do not change the fact that swing state voters will not bite.

[Nutcase McCain might run but he CAN’T win against Cheney. “President Cheney.” Prepare for those words, DUmmies.]

If the Democratic Party runs Hillary ( a pro-war neodem), it deserves to lose. But we don't. If we can't get the party to wake up, the real Democrats ought to put together their own ticket with real Democrats.

[Hillary WILL be your losing candidate. Live with it.]

the media and GOP dictated who our candidate would be and those fine tuned political machines in Iowa and New Hampshire went for it hook, line and sinker. *cough*assholes*cough* It's been interesting to watch the same exact process being put into motion yet again.

[Interesting and FUnnie to see the Democrats falling for it ONCE AGAIN. ’08 will be a DOUBLE WHAMMIE for you folks. Hillary as your losing nominee and Cheney as OUR President.]

Even if she doesn't run, the GOP will make money on the RW's fear that she will. That's why we're hearing so much about her right now.

[All part of the Vast Rovian Storm. Hillary’s name will raise TONS of money. However, she WILL be your nominee. Make no mistake about that. So Rove has said. So let it be done.]

I guess that now, they want to tout her as the be-all of candidates for Dems in 08. We need someone who can WIN and I'm not sure Hillary can - which is why I think they are trying to ram her down our collective throats. And of course, they've subcontraced the MSM to help them do it.

[Choke on the Hillary in your collective throats!]

Sad to say, I don't like her enough to defend her when the hate fest revs in gear. And, I would never vote for either.

[HILLARY vs CHENEY = GOP LANDSLIDE]

We need her but we are too goddam stupid to elect her, so we don't deserve her.

[Hillary is just TOO GOOD for us. We don’t deserve her. Also we don’t deserve that other candidate for sainthood---Andy Stephenson.]

actually, technically, she is a horrendous speaker that has never squelched the "ah" impulse.

[Ah. You know, Hillary, um, does seem to, you know, have that, ah, problem.]

What if it was MCCain vs Clark. That would be interesting.

[About as realistic as Andy Stephenson’s pancreatic cancer. 2008 will be Hillary vs Cheney. Count on it.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: andyscam; andystephenson; dummies; hillary2008; hillaryclinton
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To: USAFJeeper

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #689.


141 posted on 06/03/2005 3:59:59 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Amityschild

I don't remember Candy Land too well but I do remember Shoots and Ladders which is actually a much older game called Snakes and Ladders, according to Lair of the White Worm.

Anyway, I see on shoot, maybe if you land on a square titled Pancreatic Cancer and you don't have a proper connection from the person Frank calls the Dowager, down the shoot you go!

LOL!


142 posted on 06/03/2005 4:03:06 PM PDT by Duke Nukum (They're not people, they're hippies! --Eric Cartman)
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To: PJ-Comix
I shall devour this DUmmie buffet later...but this sticks out:

If the Democratic Party runs Hillary ( a pro-war neodem), it deserves to lose. But we don't. If we can't get the party to wake up, the real Democrats ought to put together their own ticket with real Democrats.

In 1860, Stephen Douglas was not "real" enough for the Dems...so they split apart and Abe Lincoln cruised to victory. If the moonbats want to split off and form their own party and give us the White House for 20 years or so, I'm all for it.

143 posted on 06/03/2005 4:03:15 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single cup of coffee.)
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To: An Old Marine

Cheney/Allen? Or Cheny/Condi?


144 posted on 06/03/2005 4:04:47 PM PDT by Purrcival (Aw geez, not the "impeachment" stuff again! Do liberals EVER stop whining? Sore losers.)
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To: Mr. Silverback

<<<<tracking to see how long it takes the multi-tasking Mr. Silverback to read 143 comments.


145 posted on 06/03/2005 4:06:07 PM PDT by franksolich (at wits' ends)
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To: Roscoe Karns

LOL!


146 posted on 06/03/2005 4:07:01 PM PDT by JLO
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To: Purrcival
I once saw a humorous list of fictitious book titles. One of them was The Horrors of Viagra, by Elizabeth Dole.

I contributed to a list like that once. Collateral Damage: Diary of a Nearsighted Sniper by I. B. Missin
147 posted on 06/03/2005 4:07:06 PM PDT by speed_addiction (Somethings gnaw on a man worse'n dyin'.)
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To: Duke Nukum

Get outed as a Freeeper, Down the shoot!

I'm trying to think of what the goal of the game should be now. Something nearly impossible.

Are the players undercover freepers? Are they actual DUmmies, trying to elect Kucinich?


148 posted on 06/03/2005 4:08:53 PM PDT by Duke Nukum (They're not people, they're hippies! --Eric Cartman)
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To: nina0113; PJ-Comix
...but he [Undie] already blew that by posting the day after his "surgery."

On a laptop in his hospital room (yeah, right). And he was allowed to have a cell phone there, too - even though cell phones interfere with some of the equipment! An amazingly privileged patient (whom delivery people could not find at the purported hospital room address, in order to give him franksolich's carefully crafted telegraph).

149 posted on 06/03/2005 4:10:08 PM PDT by Purrcival (Aw geez, not the "impeachment" stuff again! Do liberals EVER stop whining? Sore losers.)
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To: PJ-Comix

What is "jerk chicken"? Have never had it.


150 posted on 06/03/2005 4:11:31 PM PDT by Purrcival (Aw geez, not the "impeachment" stuff again! Do liberals EVER stop whining? Sore losers.)
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To: Purrcival
What is "jerk chicken"? Have never had it.

It is chicken soaked in Jerk sauce. Jerk sauce consists of spices mainly from Jamaica. There is a way to prepare it. Takes about three days. I had a good helping of it late this afternoon. And you know what? I already WANT more!!!

151 posted on 06/03/2005 4:16:14 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Andy_Stephenson
Scamming Since Dec 12, 2000

view home page, enter name:
Andy_Stephenson hasn't created an alibi.

152 posted on 06/03/2005 4:16:53 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: Misty Memory

Well, Mr./Ms. PrivateI appears to have pulled a disappearing act. Maybe he/she/it had to go back down to his Mommy & Daddy's basement and study for an exam, or something.


153 posted on 06/03/2005 4:17:52 PM PDT by Purrcival (Aw geez, not the "impeachment" stuff again! Do liberals EVER stop whining? Sore losers.)
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To: Purrcival

Scamdy's downfall is that he loves to be at the center of attention.


154 posted on 06/03/2005 4:18:22 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

Hmmm...will have to google a recipe. I'm sure there must be a lot of them out on the Web.


155 posted on 06/03/2005 4:19:26 PM PDT by Purrcival (Aw geez, not the "impeachment" stuff again! Do liberals EVER stop whining? Sore losers.)
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To: Purrcival

D'oh! "telegraph" = "teleGRAM"

Geez, this multitasking stuff does that to me every time.


156 posted on 06/03/2005 4:22:03 PM PDT by Purrcival (Aw geez, not the "impeachment" stuff again! Do liberals EVER stop whining? Sore losers.)
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To: All

It's creepy that Andy was posting at FR, peddling his crap. I wonder if he was "feeling" the crowd out. Why would he even post here?


157 posted on 06/03/2005 4:23:54 PM PDT by CaliGirl-R
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To: SSgtRast
http://www.andystephenson.com/

Sir, I have a question.

It is now June 2005, one year after the central figure in what the Grand DUmbo "Skinner" calls "the Andy situation" withdrew from his candidacy for Washington (state) Secretary of State in the Democratic primary there; apparently he decided Bev Harris would be easier to fleece, than the voters of the Fir State.

Anyway, his campaign web-site is still up, and still "available" for taking contributions via paypal.

One year later.

Is this not overlong for a political campaign?

After one withdraws from a political candidacy in Washington, is he still required to report all receipts, even though his candidacy is non-existent?

Would you happen to know, sir?

158 posted on 06/03/2005 4:23:54 PM PDT by franksolich (at wits' ends)
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To: All
The DUmmie Girl Remix (to the Tune of "China Girl" by David Bowie":

Oh oh oh no! Little DUmmie girl!
Oh oh oh no! Little DUmmie girl!

I can't escape this feeling with my DUmmie girl
I feel a wreck with my little DUmmie girl
I hear her mouth bleating loud as thunder
Slowly lies crashing

She's a mess I'll say, my little DUmmie girl
Wake up in the morning, there's my little DUmmie girl
I hear her mouth bleating loud as thunder
Slowly lies crashing down

I'm feelin' tragic like I'm Marlon Brando
When I talk to my DUmmie girl
I could pretend that nothing really meant too much
When I talk to my DUmmie girl

She stumbles into town, just like a drunken cow
Visions of Chomksy in her head
Plans for everyone
It's in the wild of her eyes

My little DUmmie girl says, "You shouldn't mess with me...
I'll ruin everything you are...
I'll b*tch about rigged elections
I'll whine about states of blue
I'll insist that my ideas will change the world!"

And when she gets excited
My little DUmmie girl says
"Oh @#$%! Just you shut your @#$%#@* mouth!!!"
She says ... "Shhhhhhh*t!!!"
She says
She says

And when she gets excited
My little DUmmie girl says "Hey, a$$h*le!!! Just you shut your @#$%$@ mouth!!!"
And when she get excited
My little DUmmie girl says "Hey, a$$h*le!!! Just you shut your @#$%$@ mouth!!!"
She says ... "Shhhhhhh*t!!!"
She says

Oh oh oh no! Little DUmmie girl!
Oh oh oh no! Little DUmmie girl!
Oh oh oh no! Little DUmmie girl!
Oh oh oh no! Little DUmmie girl!
Oh oh oh no! Little DUmmie girl!
159 posted on 06/03/2005 4:25:23 PM PDT by MisterRepublican ("First of all, I'm not going to apologize for asking these questions."-William Rivers Pitt)
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To: KJC1
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160 posted on 06/03/2005 4:31:46 PM PDT by franksolich (at wits' ends)
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