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The DUmmie Girl Remix (to the Tune of "China Girl" by David Bowie":

Oh oh oh no! Little DUmmie girl!
Oh oh oh no! Little DUmmie girl!

I can't escape this feeling with my DUmmie girl
I feel a wreck with my little DUmmie girl
I hear her mouth bleating loud as thunder
Slowly lies crashing

She's a mess I'll say, my little DUmmie girl
Wake up in the morning, there's my little DUmmie girl
I hear her mouth bleating loud as thunder
Slowly lies crashing down

I'm feelin' tragic like I'm Marlon Brando
When I talk to my DUmmie girl
I could pretend that nothing really meant too much
When I talk to my DUmmie girl

She stumbles into town, just like a drunken cow
Visions of Chomksy in her head
Plans for everyone
It's in the wild of her eyes

My little DUmmie girl says, "You shouldn't mess with me...
I'll ruin everything you are...
I'll b*tch about rigged elections
I'll whine about states of blue
I'll insist that my ideas will change the world!"

And when she gets excited
My little DUmmie girl says
"Oh @#$%! Just you shut your @#$%#@* mouth!!!"
She says ... "Shhhhhhh*t!!!"
She says
She says

And when she gets excited
My little DUmmie girl says "Hey, a$$h*le!!! Just you shut your @#$%$@ mouth!!!"
And when she get excited
My little DUmmie girl says "Hey, a$$h*le!!! Just you shut your @#$%$@ mouth!!!"
She says ... "Shhhhhhh*t!!!"
She says

Oh oh oh no! Little DUmmie girl!
Oh oh oh no! Little DUmmie girl!
Oh oh oh no! Little DUmmie girl!
Oh oh oh no! Little DUmmie girl!
Oh oh oh no! Little DUmmie girl!