Posted on 03/07/2005 3:40:16 PM PST by PJ-Comix
Teresa Heinz Kerry is BACK and NUTTIER than ever as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, “Teresa Heinz Kerry ‘openly skeptical about results from November election.’” TeRAYzuh now joins the DUmmies in their tinfoil hat theories about how the November election was fixed. TeRAYzuh’s nutty rantings along with the DUmmie ravings are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, enjoying the comedic entertainment value of Mrs. Heinz, is in the [brackets]:
Teresa Heinz Kerry "openly skeptical about results from November election"
Toward the middle of the Seattle Post-Intelligencer linked ARTICLE below:
COUNTING THE VOTES: Heinz Kerry is openly skeptical about results from November's election, particularly in sections of the country where optical scanners were used to record votes.
"Two brothers own 80 percent of the machines used in the United States," Heinz Kerry said. She identified both as "hard-right" Republicans. She argued that it is "very easy to hack into the mother machines."
"We in the United States are not a banana republic," added Heinz Kerry. She argued that Democrats should insist on "accountability and transparency" in how votes are tabulated.
"I fear for '06," she said. "I don't trust it the way it is right now."
[I hope this gets picked by more news sources. Teresa’s nuttiness must be out there for ALL to see.]
Wow, that is fricking awesome. If she's saying things like that she knows and so does Kerry. If they know all the top democrats know.
[And Teresa’s the only one with the nuttiness, uh I mean, guts, to say it out loud.]
Good that she is speaking out about this. Some action would be good too.
[Chewing on a leather strap between the teeth would be one such action.]
Ooooh! Go Teresa! I wish this wasn't jsut a local columnist. I googled it and this is the only paper running it.
[Don’t worry. The world will learn of Teresa’s latest brain fart via the DUmmie FUnnies.]
Don't worry--The RWingers will be all over it shortly.
[Hee! Hee!]
Nice to see we're not crazy after all...Well, in saying that, I am referring to those who ardently believe that this past election was hijacked from A to Z. Especially eerie to see her saying that she fears for 2006 and that she doesn't trust the way it is under the current system... We've got a whole hell of a lot of work to do people.
[If Teresa’s saying it, how could you be crazy? After all, Teresa has a reputation for being a font of sanity and rationality.]
The insane people are those who believe nothing happened and that the election was on the up-and-up. We are crazy with fear about what will happen in 2006, the insane think they have nothing to worry about. We do have work to do and it is nice to see that at least some of our leaders are not insane.
[Teresa Heinz Kerry---The new leader of the DUmmiecrats. They are in WORSE shape than I thought.]
I LOVE a woman who states her mind! Hopefully she will impact her husband!
[“Johnnie, you shmuck! I don’t care if you were a presidential candidate. You still have to walk the poodle at 2 A.M.!”]
Heck yeah! I love this woman. She "gets it."
[I WUV her! Please, Mrs. Heinz! Allow me the honor of rubbing Botox into your nekkid flesh!]
I won't vote again until it's honest and there is a paper trail. WE are a banana republic as far as I'm concerned until the current voting system is fixed. We certainly have a monkey for a president that will always be under a shroud of scandal.
[I agree. “WE” shouldn’t vote in the next election because the electronic voting machines have been fixed. Remember, “WE” won’t be voting in the next election. Spread the word around DUmmieland.]
I've been waiting for her to speak out on this. I hope she does a lot more speaking out, along with everyone else who knows what's going on. It may be a small paper, but it's a start.
[Today the Seattle Post-Intelligencer, tomorrow…..the DUmmie FUnnies!!!]
Too Bad her Husband didn't stick around...to see how it all came out
[Don’t blame him. He got a report of an early snowfall on the Aspen slopes.]
Good for Teresa.
[Invite her to join her son, Chris, who has done nothing in his life more important than serve as a rich paperweight, to post in DUmmieland. I would love to DUFU her directly.]
Teh-RAY-sah's nekkid skin? Man, it hurts just to think of it!
This is over at DU: it shows their thinking....
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=102&topic_id=1291884&mesg_id=1291949&page=
Yes, please.
That whole diagram is just...HILARIOUS!
A little much, there.
I am trying to figure out what "lyptus wood" is, and why a DUmmie (obviously a newbie) would use it.
Hilarious and convoluted and totally made up by none other than a DUmmie on crack! They are BEEEELEEEVING their own fantasies and realities again! LOL!
Welcome aboard to the most POPULAR PING List on the FR (according to Wikipedia), PINGEE #632.
I swear PJ makes these things up, No WAY can real folks be like them....
I think Mama T's been into the raisins again.
See post #42 and you can peer into the ant farm for yourself! But you might need a shower when you get out!
No, he doesn't make them up.
These people really exist.
By the way, I see our buddy the DUmmie "Steve" is trying to get a starring role in the DUmmie FUnnies again; he is scattering all over DUmmieland like a pig sliding on ice.
Oh man, that is funny!! Need to put my tinfoil hat on before trying to figure that one out!!
"Uh, for your info one person's "crazy" isLOL! Faye could be singing - "I met Terayza Heinz Kerry on the street last night, she looked so wild-eyed, I just smiled...She said her husband should be in the whitehouse, we both agreed and then we cried...
Well, good thing I still have my day job! ;-p
BTW, another great Simon song, One Man's Ceiling is Another Man's Floor!
Because Teresa sKerry is a ... secret agent with super computer hacking abilities and kung-fu grip.
"...We certainly have a monkey for a president..."
umm-hmmm and we're a hate group, sure....
I'm sure Terry will want to start in north city St. Louis, the city of Chicago, King County Washington. . . .
I forgot Palm Beach County, Florida.
I think that's the expiration date on Terry's last face job.
That's why I think the Democrats are not serious about election reform; they subconsciously understand that if all fraud were uncovered, nearly all of it would have been that involving Democrats.
I mean, can anyone name a Republican "machine" anywhere?
All I can think of is that Pennsylvania, and the cities of Philadelphia and Pittsburgh, used to be run by Republican machines, but that was circa 1890-1930, and they were utterly destroyed by the Great Depression.
In the meantime, the Democratic machines are still very much alive in Chicago, Seattle, San Francisco, Lost Angeles, Boston, New York City, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, &c., &c., &c.--just about every city in the United States with more than 800,000 in population.
So I think the Democrats are not really serious about election reform; it would uncover too much, and uncover things they don't want uncovered.
Anyway, however, as we learn from the DUmmies, the "cause" (election reform) provides a convenient cover, a respectable facade, for their real interests, raising dough for 5-star hotels (Bev Harris) or underwear (the DUmmie "Andy Stephenson").
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