DUmmie FUnnies 03-07-05 ("Teresa Heinz 'openly skeptical about results from November election'")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 7, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Teresa Heinz Kerry is BACK and NUTTIER than ever as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, “Teresa Heinz Kerry ‘openly skeptical about results from November election.’” TeRAYzuh now joins the DUmmies in their tinfoil hat theories about how the November election was fixed. TeRAYzuh’s nutty rantings along with the DUmmie ravings are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, enjoying the comedic entertainment value of Mrs. Heinz, is in the [brackets]:

Teresa Heinz Kerry "openly skeptical about results from November election"

Toward the middle of the Seattle Post-Intelligencer linked ARTICLE below:

COUNTING THE VOTES: Heinz Kerry is openly skeptical about results from November's election, particularly in sections of the country where optical scanners were used to record votes.

"Two brothers own 80 percent of the machines used in the United States," Heinz Kerry said. She identified both as "hard-right" Republicans. She argued that it is "very easy to hack into the mother machines."

"We in the United States are not a banana republic," added Heinz Kerry. She argued that Democrats should insist on "accountability and transparency" in how votes are tabulated.

"I fear for '06," she said. "I don't trust it the way it is right now."

[I hope this gets picked by more news sources. Teresa’s nuttiness must be out there for ALL to see.]

Wow, that is fricking awesome. If she's saying things like that she knows and so does Kerry. If they know all the top democrats know.

[And Teresa’s the only one with the nuttiness, uh I mean, guts, to say it out loud.]

Good that she is speaking out about this. Some action would be good too.

[Chewing on a leather strap between the teeth would be one such action.]

Ooooh! Go Teresa! I wish this wasn't jsut a local columnist. I googled it and this is the only paper running it.

[Don’t worry. The world will learn of Teresa’s latest brain fart via the DUmmie FUnnies.]

Don't worry--The RWingers will be all over it shortly.

[Hee! Hee!]

Nice to see we're not crazy after all...Well, in saying that, I am referring to those who ardently believe that this past election was hijacked from A to Z. Especially eerie to see her saying that she fears for 2006 and that she doesn't trust the way it is under the current system... We've got a whole hell of a lot of work to do people.

[If Teresa’s saying it, how could you be crazy? After all, Teresa has a reputation for being a font of sanity and rationality.]

The insane people are those who believe nothing happened and that the election was on the up-and-up. We are crazy with fear about what will happen in 2006, the insane think they have nothing to worry about. We do have work to do and it is nice to see that at least some of our leaders are not insane.

[Teresa Heinz Kerry---The new leader of the DUmmiecrats. They are in WORSE shape than I thought.]

I LOVE a woman who states her mind! Hopefully she will impact her husband!

[“Johnnie, you shmuck! I don’t care if you were a presidential candidate. You still have to walk the poodle at 2 A.M.!”]

Heck yeah! I love this woman. She "gets it."

[I WUV her! Please, Mrs. Heinz! Allow me the honor of rubbing Botox into your nekkid flesh!]

I won't vote again until it's honest and there is a paper trail. WE are a banana republic as far as I'm concerned until the current voting system is fixed. We certainly have a monkey for a president that will always be under a shroud of scandal.

[I agree. “WE” shouldn’t vote in the next election because the electronic voting machines have been fixed. Remember, “WE” won’t be voting in the next election. Spread the word around DUmmieland.]

I've been waiting for her to speak out on this. I hope she does a lot more speaking out, along with everyone else who knows what's going on. It may be a small paper, but it's a start.

[Today the Seattle Post-Intelligencer, tomorrow…..the DUmmie FUnnies!!!]

Too Bad her Husband didn't stick around...to see how it all came out

[Don’t blame him. He got a report of an early snowfall on the Aspen slopes.]

Good for Teresa.

[Invite her to join her son, Chris, who has done nothing in his life more important than serve as a rich paperweight, to post in DUmmieland. I would love to DUFU her directly.]

[PJ-Comix]

Click on the cartoon panel below. It will both demonstrate the immense talent of Brian Chin who I plan to also use as a cartoonist for the DUmmie FUnnies Book (the CD-ROM section) as well as bid a final farewell to Dan Rather who will be leaving us (thankfully) in a couple of days. Remember, I told you that I WON'T be using amateurs for the DUFU comix. Both Brian Chin and Bob Lizarraga have worked professionally for the animation studios in L.A.. I hope that Regnery Publishing and Jeff Kleinman of the Graybill and English Agency will check out this comix story in order to see for themselves his artistic ability. Oh, and they can tell me how impressed they are by Brian Chin's artwork by contacting me at: PJ-Comix.

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[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[Not A Snowbird]

Looks like Teresa managed to work her way out of the duct tape vest Johnny wrapped her in.

Looks like the tape across her mouth came loose, too.

[Celtjew Libertarian]

Too Bad her Husband didn't stick around...to see how it all came out

Well he couldn't stick around, after he was killed when she sabotaged his helicopter.... Oh, you mean her second husband... The one she hasn't offed yet....

Hey, if she can engage in stupid conspiracy theories, so can I....

[Ditter]

Hummmmm! I wonder if Teraza has a plan?

[jla]

"Cool! Looks like Kerry will be Prez after all.
I hope the Chimp and his Stormtroopers take all
their Bibles with them when they're thrown out.
This news calls for some serious partyin'!
Party till ya puke ev'rybody!"

[DJ MacWoW]

She argued that it is "very easy to hack into the mother machines."

She got the idea from her mother ship.

Um. Correct me if I'm wrong but, these machines aren't hooked to the internet nor one to another. Right? How would they be hacked?

[luvie]

Lordy--I thought we were waaaaaay done with Taaraaaazah!

[Goodgirlinred]

Ping! I loved this, BTW. Can't stand TH-C.

[cripplecreek]

"Nice to see we're not crazy after all..."


Snicker

[jla]

C'mon, the election's over. Tell me that you honestly don't think this woman is off her rocker.

[PJ-Comix]

LOL on the Faye "quotes!"

[PJ-Comix]

Does that mean you want on the DUFU PING List?

[luvie]

WE are a banana republic as far as I'm concerned until the current voting system is fixed. We certainly have a monkey for a president

That's CHIMPUS KHAN to you, buster!

[franksolich]

Has there been any more news about Chris Heinz-Kerry running for congressman, or is that laying dormant for the moment?

[zygoat]

"Heck yeah! I love this woman. She "gets it."


Gets it? No DUmmie, she's got it. So do you and and the rest of your ilk. It's a disease that causes your brain to shrink and shrivel up like a gin soaked raisin.

[cripplecreek]

"it is nice to see that at least some of our leaders are not insane."



Does this mean that it's Howard Deans turn to be "deeply saddened" ala Daschle?


Sorry Howie but we got together at the DU and have decided that you just aren't quite nutty enough.

[jla]

Faye's 'quotes' are nothing compared to the great job you do in rebutting the DUmmies, PJ.
I don't exaggerate when I say I laugh heartedly when I read the [commentary of our humble correspondent].

[PJ-Comix]

Has there been any more news about Chris Heinz-Kerry running for congressman, or is that laying dormant for the moment?

The last time he was in DUmmieland, Chris the over-rich paperweight, was shilling for some guy named Rosenfeld to become DNC Chairman. Result? Howard Dean was overwhelmingly voted into that office. So I guess Chris is back doing what he does best: NOTHING.