Posted on 03/07/2005 3:40:16 PM PST by PJ-Comix
Teresa Heinz Kerry is BACK and NUTTIER than ever as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, Teresa Heinz Kerry openly skeptical about results from November election. TeRAYzuh now joins the DUmmies in their tinfoil hat theories about how the November election was fixed. TeRAYzuhs nutty rantings along with the DUmmie ravings are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, enjoying the comedic entertainment value of Mrs. Heinz, is in the [brackets]:
Teresa Heinz Kerry "openly skeptical about results from November election"
Toward the middle of the Seattle Post-Intelligencer linked ARTICLE below:
COUNTING THE VOTES: Heinz Kerry is openly skeptical about results from November's election, particularly in sections of the country where optical scanners were used to record votes.
"Two brothers own 80 percent of the machines used in the United States," Heinz Kerry said. She identified both as "hard-right" Republicans. She argued that it is "very easy to hack into the mother machines."
"We in the United States are not a banana republic," added Heinz Kerry. She argued that Democrats should insist on "accountability and transparency" in how votes are tabulated.
"I fear for '06," she said. "I don't trust it the way it is right now."
[I hope this gets picked by more news sources. Teresas nuttiness must be out there for ALL to see.]
Wow, that is fricking awesome. If she's saying things like that she knows and so does Kerry. If they know all the top democrats know.
[And Teresas the only one with the nuttiness, uh I mean, guts, to say it out loud.]
Good that she is speaking out about this. Some action would be good too.
[Chewing on a leather strap between the teeth would be one such action.]
Ooooh! Go Teresa! I wish this wasn't jsut a local columnist. I googled it and this is the only paper running it.
[Dont worry. The world will learn of Teresas latest brain fart via the DUmmie FUnnies.]
Don't worry--The RWingers will be all over it shortly.
[Hee! Hee!]
Nice to see we're not crazy after all...Well, in saying that, I am referring to those who ardently believe that this past election was hijacked from A to Z. Especially eerie to see her saying that she fears for 2006 and that she doesn't trust the way it is under the current system... We've got a whole hell of a lot of work to do people.
[If Teresas saying it, how could you be crazy? After all, Teresa has a reputation for being a font of sanity and rationality.]
The insane people are those who believe nothing happened and that the election was on the up-and-up. We are crazy with fear about what will happen in 2006, the insane think they have nothing to worry about. We do have work to do and it is nice to see that at least some of our leaders are not insane.
[Teresa Heinz Kerry---The new leader of the DUmmiecrats. They are in WORSE shape than I thought.]
I LOVE a woman who states her mind! Hopefully she will impact her husband!
[Johnnie, you shmuck! I dont care if you were a presidential candidate. You still have to walk the poodle at 2 A.M.!]
Heck yeah! I love this woman. She "gets it."
[I WUV her! Please, Mrs. Heinz! Allow me the honor of rubbing Botox into your nekkid flesh!]
I won't vote again until it's honest and there is a paper trail. WE are a banana republic as far as I'm concerned until the current voting system is fixed. We certainly have a monkey for a president that will always be under a shroud of scandal.
[I agree. WE shouldnt vote in the next election because the electronic voting machines have been fixed. Remember, WE wont be voting in the next election. Spread the word around DUmmieland.]
I've been waiting for her to speak out on this. I hope she does a lot more speaking out, along with everyone else who knows what's going on. It may be a small paper, but it's a start.
[Today the Seattle Post-Intelligencer, tomorrow ..the DUmmie FUnnies!!!]
Too Bad her Husband didn't stick around...to see how it all came out
[Dont blame him. He got a report of an early snowfall on the Aspen slopes.]
Good for Teresa.
[Invite her to join her son, Chris, who has done nothing in his life more important than serve as a rich paperweight, to post in DUmmieland. I would love to DUFU her directly.]
Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.
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PING!
Looks like Teresa managed to work her way out of the duct tape vest Johnny wrapped her in.
Looks like the tape across her mouth came loose, too.
Well he couldn't stick around, after he was killed when she sabotaged his helicopter.... Oh, you mean her second husband... The one she hasn't offed yet....
Hey, if she can engage in stupid conspiracy theories, so can I....
Hummmmm! I wonder if Teraza has a plan?
She got the idea from her mother ship.
Um. Correct me if I'm wrong but, these machines aren't hooked to the internet nor one to another. Right? How would they be hacked?
Lordy--I thought we were waaaaaay done with Taaraaaazah!
Ping! I loved this, BTW. Can't stand TH-C.
"Nice to see we're not crazy after all..."
Snicker
C'mon, the election's over. Tell me that you honestly don't think this woman is off her rocker.
LOL on the Faye "quotes!"
Does that mean you want on the DUFU PING List?
That's CHIMPUS KHAN to you, buster!
Has there been any more news about Chris Heinz-Kerry running for congressman, or is that laying dormant for the moment?
"it is nice to see that at least some of our leaders are not insane."
Does this mean that it's Howard Deans turn to be "deeply saddened" ala Daschle?
Sorry Howie but we got together at the DU and have decided that you just aren't quite nutty enough.
The last time he was in DUmmieland, Chris the over-rich paperweight, was shilling for some guy named Rosenfeld to become DNC Chairman. Result? Howard Dean was overwhelmingly voted into that office. So I guess Chris is back doing what he does best: NOTHING.
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