Bye, confederate cowboy."He's dead, Jim!"
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Posted on 05/22/2005 5:56:43 PM PDT by confederate cowboy
I believe there is alot wrong with our current goverment and I just cant wait until the south rise again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Unless you travel every southern state, every week, and run into checkpoints in every one of them....
shush. I haven't seen a checkpoint in Alabama for 15 years. If you are trying to anger the Southerners on this board.. you're doing a good job of it.
If you are not, shush.. because you are.
And since you're being ugly.... my daddy told me there were yankees, and then there damn yankees. Yankess came down here on vacation.. enjoyed our beaches, lakes and rivers, spent money and went home. Damn yankees come down here and stay. Guess we know what you are. ;)
Now..
shush.
La La La La La La Laaaaaaaaaa......
Blade: The rodeo clown is the most DANGEROUS job, 'cause he gets CLOSEST to the BULL. He gets the BEST of the BULL! HOOK to the left! HOOK to the right! And if the bull rider's in trouble, he's gotta protect him, even if it means gettin' his ribs pulled out, or bein' freight-trained...Harry Monroe: Freight-trained?!
Blade: Run over, just like a freight train, only with a bull, it's worse, cause a freight train don't BACK UP and FINISH the JOB. Later on I'll show you how to lie out on the stretcher when the ambulance comes.
-- Stir Crazy.
I agree. I never do mental jousting with an intellectually un-armed man. The troll probably believes that since his IQ matches his shoe size, that he is equipped to play here.
Maybe North Carolina.
They seemed to have died off in SC. Popular about 10 years ago, but I've not seen one in quite a while.
"Can't we all just get along?"
One thing I have noticed, some folks from up north like to talk about us being dumb. Then winter comes along and we see them shoveling snow out of the driveway just so they can get to work. Well, its time to go slop the hogs.
"You're just mad that Kerry lost.
And YOU are NOT a southerner."
Agreed.
Wouldn't it be nice if the feds took the border half as serious?
We used to get relly creative trolls though, and I for one miss em!!
Some would say we all came out on the losing side of that war. I tend to agree with them.
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I have never, in 6 years on this forum, read a post that could convey a Southern accent when read. I mean this in a very complimentary way, thank you.
Would agree they happen much more in NC than in SC (but I have come through two in Landrum, SC in the past 7 days).
Simply ridiculous! (Landrum has about as much crime or drunk driving as would be found at a retirement community)
Remember our Original Troll" from the first Undead thread? That was creative and funny. Maybe one of us needs to go to DU and place an ad for talented trolls!!
I love that one - Have been told it a few times by some of my "new" Southern friends. And understand I'm not saying Southern people are bad (they are wonderful, good hearted people for the most part) - But they just love their police having power over them - Don't ask me why -
You should send it to Rummy, and ask him to hang it in his office. I know I would.
Bye, confederate cowboy."He's dead, Jim!"
Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my Viking Kitty/ZOT ping list!. . .don't be shy.
The south was going to rise again last year but the truck was broke and the porch needed fixin'.
Yeah. True story - I once had to explain to a Chinese PhD why his Internet searches weren't working. His field was triploid mixoploidy - three X chromosomes. His search for "XXX" and "triple X" was getting bounced at the firewall...
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