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Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 031
Online News ^ | 1/29/2002 | Unknown

Posted on 02/07/2003 12:24:01 AM PST by acnielsen guy

THREAD 031



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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Dimensional Doorway; Food; Humor; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: chat; dd; food; humor; mdm; misc; weird
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To: lodwick
Loddy those two jokes are the best --- ROFLMAO
881 posted on 02/22/2003 3:04:30 PM PST by acnielsen guy
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To: acnielsen guy
You will probably be amused by some of the recently discovered watchersweb features - goodness, at the stuff that's out there.

A super Sada evening to you and yours.

Cheers, salud, and prosit!
882 posted on 02/22/2003 3:18:25 PM PST by lodwick (Plan as if you'll live forever, live as though today's the last. No regrets.)
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To: grannie9
The sky eyes are waiting for me to go outside, so that they can get me with their laser death rays!
And even my cat is in on it, she's spying on my every move.. Luckily I locked her in her room, hopefully she doesn't have any communications equipment in there.

I need a boat, it's raining here enough to flood.
And I'm swimming...
883 posted on 02/22/2003 3:38:11 PM PST by Darksheare (<====The sky eyes are watching, and blinking for want of Visine...)
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To: Darksheare
Way too decent a joke not to share:

One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go
out to do some errands. So the proud papa stayed home to watch his
wonderful new son.

Soon after the mother left, the baby started to cry. The father did
everything he could think of to do but the baby wouldn't stop crying.

Finally, the dad got so worried he decided to take the infant to the
doctor.

After the doctor listened to the father all that he had done to get the
baby to stop crying, the doctor began to examine the baby's ears, chest
and then down to the diaper area.

When he undid the diaper, he found that the diaper was indeed full.

"Here's the problem", the Dr. said, "He needs a change."

The father was very perplexed, "But the diaper package says it is good
for up to 10 lbs.!"
884 posted on 02/22/2003 4:45:36 PM PST by lodwick (Plan as if you'll live forever, live as though today's the last. No regrets.)
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To: lodwick

.......Westy.....

885 posted on 02/22/2003 8:55:54 PM PST by westmex (Oh, to hell with it all !!!!!!)
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To: Sundog; grannie9; Kathleen; Neets; andysandmikesmom; Mo1; Rev. Lou Chenary; celtic gal; ...

Captain's Log
Sunday February 23rd 2003



Caloosahatchee River: Cape Coral Bridge

Units are feet
Sunday 2003-02-23 Last Quarter Moon
Sunrise 6:57 AM EST, Sunset 6:25 PM EST
Moonrise 12:41 AM EST, Moonset 11:39 AM EST
Low Tide: 3:35 AM EST -0.13
High Tide: 10:11 AM EST 0.37
Low Tide: 12:34 PM EST 0.36
High Tide: 7:31 PM EST 0.93

Link to last Captain´s Log

Astronomy Picture of the Day
Cruel site of the day
On this Day
Daily Horoscope

Number of posts in the prev 24 hours:..036
Number of posts in the last 24 hours:...020

886 posted on 02/23/2003 12:24:30 AM PST by acnielsen guy
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To: All
Granny's Chimney Korner

Surprise her with an exclusive Big Ass Diamond!


Granny's Weird Links

887 posted on 02/23/2003 12:39:14 AM PST by acnielsen guy
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To: acnielsen guy

Pic of the Day



888 posted on 02/23/2003 1:16:06 AM PST by grannie9
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To: grannie9; Kathleen; lodwick; All

Nail Passion

No grannie, it does not look like that.

A few pictures here.

889 posted on 02/23/2003 1:20:59 AM PST by acnielsen guy
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To: acnielsen guy
Prove it Capt'n.... ;)
890 posted on 02/23/2003 1:28:33 AM PST by grannie9
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To: acnielsen guy
The light blue sky is lightning. Wish I could have caught the chains.;)


891 posted on 02/23/2003 1:44:16 AM PST by grannie9 ("CHAINS".......that reminds me Capt'n..............................)
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To: grannie9
Are you there Gran?
892 posted on 02/23/2003 3:46:28 AM PST by acnielsen guy
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To: westmex
Great dolphin fish steaks there.
893 posted on 02/23/2003 7:20:01 AM PST by lodwick (Plan as if you'll live forever, live as though today's the last. No regrets.)
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To: acnielsen guy
Yes, they look like real diamonds...
by the time she figures out they're fake it wont matter!

A super day to one and all...
894 posted on 02/23/2003 7:23:14 AM PST by lodwick (Plan as if you'll live forever, live as though today's the last. No regrets.)
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To: grannie9; acnielsen guy; All
Shelly's nails are way over the top. Her nails must be her life.

Beautiful pics of your house Gran - great lighting effects.
895 posted on 02/23/2003 7:27:13 AM PST by lodwick (Plan as if you'll live forever, live as though today's the last. No regrets.)
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To: lodwick
Loddy spoken like a true gentleman.
896 posted on 02/23/2003 7:43:12 AM PST by acnielsen guy
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To: lodwick; grannie9; acnielsen guy
Hopefully Shelly doesn't wear contact lenses...she could put an eye out and end up like our Gran. ;-0)
897 posted on 02/23/2003 8:35:00 AM PST by Kathleen
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To: grannie9
Thank you Grannie,

It remains a tragedy. I would have thought that NASA would have engaged that New Mexico Air Force telescope to clearly look at the Columbia in orbit and upon return, given the evidence of a minor mishap early on.

My hat's off to the 'geeks' who took a 3 1/2 inch telescope out of the closet and set it up on the tarmac anyway just to see if they could catch it as an unofficial achievement.

You've seen the pic, which is usually shown in reverse tone, that shows the left wing breaking up in front and lots more flash coming off it in the back. Can't find one right now to link.

Cheers.

898 posted on 02/23/2003 8:59:39 AM PST by Sundog
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To: lodwick
You know what? That is almost a picture of me and that is almost a picture of my brother's Mac truck on the farm in Minnesota.

Cheers.

899 posted on 02/23/2003 9:02:24 AM PST by Sundog
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To: Sundog
LOL - judging from your family pic, why do I really doubt that?

Regards, and have a super Sunday out there.
900 posted on 02/23/2003 9:10:29 AM PST by lodwick (Plan as if you'll live forever, live as though today's the last. No regrets.)
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