Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 029

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[acnielsen guy]

Dregs and Flakes

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[acnielsen guy]

Captain's Log Wednesday January 8th 2003

Caloosahatchee River: Cape Coral Bridge Units are feet
Wednesday 2003-01-08
Sunrise 7:17 AM EST, Sunset 5:51 PM EST
Moonrise 11:26 AM EST, Moonset 11:29 PM EST
High Tide: 6:02 AM EST 0.72
Low Tide: 2:05 PM EST -0.01
High Tide: 8:02 PM EST 0.59

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[acnielsen guy]

Granny's Chimney Korner

To someone rich & generous
with money to burn:

Please Buy This Island For Me.

Granny's Weird Links

[acnielsen guy]

I tiefed this from Mo1 on FREEOPLES

1. The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in school was my blood alcohol content.
2. Marriage changes passion...suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
3. I don't do drugs anymore 'cause I find I get the same effect just standing up fast.
4. Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..."
5. I have my own little world. But it's OK...they know me here.
6. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
7. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
8. I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected.
9. The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.
10. If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys. But if it deals you a truckload of hand grenades...now THAT'S a message!
11. I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
12. Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at the bowling alley.
13. I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.
14. I married my wife for her looks...but not the ones she's been giving me lately!
15. Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.
16. If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?
17. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
18. Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked
19. Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.

[grannie9]

Gran's Pic of the Day

[lodwick]

Good morning everyone - the cays and the kitties look wonderful.

Happy hump day to all passing through the Doorway...

[grannie9]

A cropped portion of a painting in my bedroom.

Trying to work off last night. ;)

[grannie9]

Ahhhh.. did you have to say 'hump?' Makes it sound like too much work.. :(

How can you crawl over a hump with these wobbly knees?

[grannie9]

Good morning Westy. Nice foto..especially since I missed our own sunrise this morning, and was facing in the wrong direction last night..

[Kathleen]

Good morning, Gran. Did you hurt yourself last night? ;-)

[null and void]

Or someone else?

[Kathleen]

You never know with our Gran...lol.

[grannie9]

I can't post today.. FR is sooooo slow for me.. Is it that way for anyone else?

No..didn't hurt myself..but for some reason I'm a little shaky this morning.. Must have been the salad... ;( lol

I'll have to stop associating with Pat.. It's too easy to get into trouble with her.. 8-\

[grannie9]

Thankfully, so far, I have only hurt myself, but I wouldn't recommend anyone getting too close..

I've been known to spread like some horrible desease...

[Sundog]

What were you doin last night grannie?

Cheers.

[grannie9]

I only went out to eat with friends, Dog..

I'll feel better after some lunch... I hope.. ;)

[Kathleen]

I'm a little shaky this morning

Swinging from the chandeliers can have that effect...

[grannie9]

More likely it was fans.. and I think they were running..on high.. ;)

That can really make a Dame dizzy... lol

[Sundog]

It takes a while to get the thousand little thumbnails loaded at this site but Catzilla and Frederic are two vicious little animals here.

My Cat hates You
Catzilla
Frederic

Cheers.

[Sundog]

Can you recognize the guitar player in the background?

Cheers.

[grannie9]

I"m afeared of cats.