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Posted on 01/01/2003 1:58:29 AM PST by acnielsen guy
Dregs and Flakes
Posts since 1/29/02
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Dimensional Doorway; Food; Hobbies; Humor; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: chat; dd; food; hobbies; humor; misc; weird
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To: grannie9; Kathleen; Neets; andysandmikesmom; Mo1; Rev. Lou Chenary; celtic gal; habs4ever; Argh; ...
Captain's Log Wednesday January 8th 2003
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Caloosahatchee River: Cape Coral Bridge Units are feet
Wednesday 2003-01-08
Sunrise 7:17 AM EST, Sunset 5:51 PM EST
Moonrise 11:26 AM EST, Moonset 11:29 PM EST
High Tide: 6:02 AM EST 0.72
Low Tide: 2:05 PM EST -0.01
High Tide: 8:02 PM EST 0.59
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Number of posts in the prev 24 hours:..298
Number of posts in the last 24 hours:...071
To: All
Granny's Chimney Korner
To someone rich & generous
with money to burn:

Please Buy This Island For Me.
Granny's Weird Links
To: Mo1; grannie9; All
I tiefed this from Mo1 on FREEOPLES
1. The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in school was my blood alcohol content.
2. Marriage changes passion...suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
3. I don't do drugs anymore 'cause I find I get the same effect just standing up fast.
4. Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..."
5. I have my own little world. But it's OK...they know me here.
6. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
7. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
8. I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected.
9. The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.
10. If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys. But if it deals you a truckload of hand grenades...now THAT'S a message!
11. I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
12. Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at the bowling alley.
13. I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.
14. I married my wife for her looks...but not the ones she's been giving me lately!
15. Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.
16. If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?
17. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
18. Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked
19. Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.
To: acnielsen guy
Gran's Pic of the Day

724
posted on
01/08/2003 4:16:47 AM PST
by
grannie9
(;))
To: acnielsen guy; grannie9
Good morning everyone - the cays and the kitties look wonderful.
Happy hump day to all passing through the Doorway...
725
posted on
01/08/2003 5:37:33 AM PST
by
lodwick
To: lodwick
A cropped portion of a painting in my bedroom.
Trying to work off last night. ;)
726
posted on
01/08/2003 6:29:58 AM PST
by
grannie9
(I should have stayed home.. urgh....)
To: lodwick
Ahhhh.. did you have to say 'hump?' Makes it sound like too much work.. :(
How can you crawl over a hump with these wobbly knees?
727
posted on
01/08/2003 6:32:23 AM PST
by
grannie9
(Yup, I should have stayed home.. urgh....)
To: westmex; habs4ever
Good morning Westy. Nice foto..especially since I missed our own sunrise this morning, and was facing in the wrong direction last night..
728
posted on
01/08/2003 6:37:31 AM PST
by
grannie9
(No habs.. I wasn't looking down at the floor..)
To: grannie9
Good morning, Gran. Did you hurt yourself last night? ;-)
To: Kathleen
Or someone else?
To: null and void; grannie9
You never know with our Gran...lol.
To: Kathleen
I can't post today.. FR is sooooo slow for me.. Is it that way for anyone else?
No..didn't hurt myself..but for some reason I'm a little shaky this morning.. Must have been the salad... ;( lol
I'll have to stop associating with Pat.. It's too easy to get into trouble with her.. 8-\
732
posted on
01/08/2003 7:58:19 AM PST
by
grannie9
(Ahem)
To: null and void
Thankfully, so far, I have only hurt myself, but I wouldn't recommend anyone getting too close..
I've been known to spread like some horrible desease...
733
posted on
01/08/2003 8:01:00 AM PST
by
grannie9
(or bio agent.. ;))
To: grannie9

What were you doin last night grannie?
Cheers.
734
posted on
01/08/2003 8:24:02 AM PST
by
Sundog
(Gotta work... Gotta Lurk...)
To: Sundog
I only went out to eat with friends, Dog..
I'll feel better after some lunch... I hope.. ;)
735
posted on
01/08/2003 8:36:01 AM PST
by
grannie9
(or a nap...)
To: grannie9
I'm a little shaky this morning Swinging from the chandeliers can have that effect...
736
posted on
01/08/2003 8:39:52 AM PST
by
Kathleen
(I hope you feel better soon)
To: Kathleen
More likely it was fans.. and I think they were running..on high.. ;)
That can really make a Dame dizzy... lol
737
posted on
01/08/2003 8:46:58 AM PST
by
grannie9
(is that where that line came from?)
To: grannie9

It takes a while to get the thousand little thumbnails loaded at this site but Catzilla and Frederic are two vicious little animals here.
My Cat hates You
Catzilla
Frederic
Cheers.
738
posted on
01/08/2003 8:47:32 AM PST
by
Sundog
(Gotta work... Gotta Lurk...)
To: grannie9
Can you recognize the guitar player in the background?
Cheers.
739
posted on
01/08/2003 9:10:06 AM PST
by
Sundog
(Gotta work... Gotta Lurk...)
To: Sundog
I"m afeared of cats.
740
posted on
01/08/2003 9:12:49 AM PST
by
grannie9
(8-{)
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