Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 029

OnLine News ^ | 1/29/2002 | Unknown

[acnielsen guy]

Dregs and Flakes

Posts since 1/29/02 31,153

[Kathleen]

Barbara Eden?

[grannie9]

oh Hi Kath.. nope not her...

Got a chance to relax for awhile?

[habs4ever]

I have had that same email addy...click on properties and then view it.Clean out yer cookies and temp files, just in case.

[Kathleen]

Unfortunately not yet. This is just a drive-by, hopefully in a little while...

[grannie9]

Properties on what? The mail? I deleted the mails even after Norton said the deleted the virus.. Don't want to take any chances..;(

[grannie9]

I've had klez enough, thank you...

[grannie9]

Well I'll catch you if I can then.. Dinner out with Pat and Ernie tonight..

[lodwick]

Yikes - WORK?

What a concept.

Nice catch with V.White Habs...her head didn't look big enough from here.

Throw us up another one Gran lest I have to find something to do around the homestead.

[grannie9]

I did, you simple-TON... lol.. smooooooooooch

Scroll up.. ;)

[Kathleen]

Have fun. I'll be around in the morning tomorrow if I miss you. Smoooooch....

[grannie9]

OK.. I'll be around until five or so.. If I don't connect I'll see you in the morning.. ciao...

[lodwick]

Ooopsie - that's what I get for premature posting...read the thread through and through lodwick.

Time to check the Neptune. bbl

[Sundog]

Klez Virus Info

We have been hit with it here, pernicious little beast shows a 'From Address' that it didn't actually come from.

Cheers.

It's that the 'I dream of Genie' Girl?

[Darksheare]

I dunno, but it's tempting to slap her backside...

[Darksheare]

Marilyn Chambers?

[grannie9]

Nope.. second guess for her.. Kathleen thought so too..

[Sundog]

Barbara Eden

Cheers.

[grannie9]

No Darks.. Think musicals..and movies..

[lodwick]

The Fortune Telling Scale:

A nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down waiting for her flight. She looked over in the corner of the waiting room and saw a weighing machine that also tells your fortune. So, she thought to herself, "I'll give it a try just to see what it tells me.".

She went over to the machine, put a quarter in, and out came a card that read, "You're a nun who weighs 128 pounds and you're going to Chicago, Illinois."

She sat down and thought about it. She reasoned that it probably tells everyone the same thing, but decided to try it again. She went back to the machine, put her quarter in, and out came a card that read, "You're a nun, you weigh 128 pounds, you're going to Chicago, Illinois, and you're going to play a fiddle." The nun said to herself, "I know that's wrong! I have never played a musical instrument a day in my life."

She sat back down when out of nowhere a cowboy sat next to her and set his fiddle case in the seat next to the lady. The nun picked up the fiddle and played the most beautiful music, as if she had been playing for years. Startled, she looked back at the machine and said, "This is incredible! I've got to try it again!"

Back to the machine she went. She put her quarter in and another card came out that read, "You're a nun, you weigh 128 pounds, you're going to Chicago, Illinois, and you're going to break wind." Now the nun knew the machine was wrong. "I've never broken wind in public a day in my life!" She turned around and tripped, falling off the scale, breaking wind. Stunned, she sat back down and looked at the machine. She said to herself, This is truly unbelievable! I've got to try it again!"

She went back to the machine, put in a quarter, and collected the card. It said, "You're a nun, you weigh 128 pounds, you have fiddled and farted around and missed your plane to Chicago!!!"

[Darksheare]

Nope, don't watch musicals and such. "The sound of music" annoyed me bad enough.