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Posted on 01/01/2003 1:58:29 AM PST by acnielsen guy
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To: grannie9
Barbara Eden?
681
posted on
01/07/2003 11:57:16 AM PST
by
Kathleen
(That's "I Dream of Jeannie" hair if ever I saw it...)
To: Kathleen
oh Hi Kath.. nope not her...
Got a chance to relax for awhile?
To: grannie9
I have had that same email addy...click on properties and then view it.Clean out yer cookies and temp files, just in case.
683
posted on
01/07/2003 11:59:20 AM PST
by
habs4ever
(You ain't special! Anyone can get Klez ;-) geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzz!)
To: grannie9
Unfortunately not yet. This is just a drive-by, hopefully in a little while...
To: habs4ever
Properties on what? The mail? I deleted the mails even after Norton said the deleted the virus.. Don't want to take any chances..;(
To: habs4ever
I've had klez enough, thank you...
To: Kathleen
Well I'll catch you if I can then.. Dinner out with Pat and Ernie tonight..
To: Sundog
Yikes - WORK?
What a concept.
Nice catch with V.White Habs...her head didn't look big enough from here.
Throw us up another one Gran lest I have to find something to do around the homestead.
688
posted on
01/07/2003 12:04:14 PM PST
by
lodwick
To: lodwick
I did, you simple-TON... lol.. smooooooooooch
Scroll up.. ;)
To: grannie9
Have fun. I'll be around in the morning tomorrow if I miss you. Smoooooch....
690
posted on
01/07/2003 12:08:11 PM PST
by
Kathleen
(don't do anything I wouldn't do)
To: Kathleen
OK.. I'll be around until five or so.. If I don't connect I'll see you in the morning.. ciao...
To: grannie9
Ooopsie - that's what I get for premature posting...read the thread through and through lodwick.
Time to check the Neptune. bbl
692
posted on
01/07/2003 12:17:41 PM PST
by
lodwick
To: grannie9
Klez Virus Info We have been hit with it here, pernicious little beast shows a 'From Address' that it didn't actually come from.
Cheers.
It's that the 'I dream of Genie' Girl?
693
posted on
01/07/2003 12:26:22 PM PST
by
Sundog
(Gotta work... Gotta Lurk...)
To: grannie9
I dunno, but it's tempting to slap her backside...
694
posted on
01/07/2003 12:27:02 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Darksheare)
To: grannie9
Marilyn Chambers?
695
posted on
01/07/2003 12:27:26 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Darksheare)
To: Sundog
Nope.. second guess for her.. Kathleen thought so too..
To: grannie9
Barbara Eden

Cheers.
697
posted on
01/07/2003 12:30:36 PM PST
by
Sundog
(Gotta work... Gotta Lurk...)
To: Darksheare; habs4ever; Sundog; lodwick; Kathleen
No Darks.. Think musicals..and movies..
The Fortune Telling Scale:
A nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down waiting for her flight. She looked over in the corner of the waiting room and saw a weighing machine that also tells your fortune. So, she thought to herself, "I'll give it a try just to see what it tells me.".
She went over to the machine, put a quarter in, and out came a card that read, "You're a nun who weighs 128 pounds and you're going to Chicago, Illinois."
She sat down and thought about it. She reasoned that it probably tells everyone the same thing, but decided to try it again. She went back to the machine, put her quarter in, and out came a card that read, "You're a nun, you weigh 128 pounds, you're going to Chicago, Illinois, and you're going to play a fiddle." The nun said to herself, "I know that's wrong! I have never played a musical instrument a day in my life."
She sat back down when out of nowhere a cowboy sat next to her and set his fiddle case in the seat next to the lady. The nun picked up the fiddle and played the most beautiful music, as if she had been playing for years. Startled, she looked back at the machine and said, "This is incredible! I've got to try it again!"
Back to the machine she went. She put her quarter in and another card came out that read, "You're a nun, you weigh 128 pounds, you're going to Chicago, Illinois, and you're going to break wind." Now the nun knew the machine was wrong. "I've never broken wind in public a day in my life!" She turned around and tripped, falling off the scale, breaking wind. Stunned, she sat back down and looked at the machine. She said to herself, This is truly unbelievable! I've got to try it again!"
She went back to the machine, put in a quarter, and collected the card. It said, "You're a nun, you weigh 128 pounds, you have fiddled and farted around and missed your plane to Chicago!!!"
699
posted on
01/07/2003 12:36:37 PM PST
by
lodwick
To: grannie9
Nope, don't watch musicals and such. "The sound of music" annoyed me bad enough.
700
posted on
01/07/2003 12:38:40 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Darksheare)
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