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Posted on 10/18/2002 9:44:52 PM PDT by acnielsen guy
THREAD 026
Dregs and Flakes
Posts since 1/29/02
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Dimensional Doorway; Hobbies; Humor; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: chat; dd; hobbies; humor; pets; weird
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To: Mo1
No witnesses....besides my lawyer retired...
To: grannie9
So, Al is a breast man!! Chicken hooters all the way!
To: grannie9
As long as you washed it down with a martooni or three!
To: persecutor; grannie9; Darksheare; yall
A young Puerto Rican man walked into the local employment office, marched
straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I'm lookin' for a job."
The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We've just got
a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his
nympho daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes, but
the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the long hours of this
job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort
the young lady on her overseas holidays. The salary package is $200,000 a
year.".
The Puerto Rican said, "Ah c'mon, you're bull$hitting me!"
The man behind the counter said, "Well, you started it!".
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posted on
11/01/2002 1:04:18 PM PST
by
lodwick
To: grannie9
Still am your attorney, m'dear!
To: persecutor
OMG.. you mean I can really act up and not worry toooo much?
I can have pool sex.. and dance naked under the full moon with my neighbors husband in Fl?
I can skinny dip in daylight?
No... wait...erase that.. I'd better stick to nightime for that one..
What a wonderful world... I probably won't need your services more than once every couple weeks.. ;)
To: lodwick
LOL LOL LOL
To: grannie9
Let there be dancing in the streets, necking in the parks and drinking in the saloons!
If I am not available, my partner C. Algonquin Calhoun, Esq. will be on call.
The firm of Dewey, Cheatem and Howe, at your service!
To: lodwick
Oh, that is a masterpiece!! The best one you've ever found !!ROFL!!
To: persecutor
I love that law-firm.. It sounds like it has a lot of character... Right up my alley, so to speak...;)
To: habs4ever; grannie9
Do you guys have PR types back and up there?
The joke seems to have struck a chord or something.
One thing I will never forget is our first cruise which docked in PR to see the sights. We signed up for the "see all the highlights" tour - great - this is the way we like to explore any new city before deciding what to go back and enjoy more thoroughly. What was the very first item of pride to be shown to all the tourists? Just what I show all my friends who come to visit Austin - our federally subsidized housing projects of course.
What a place to never visit again in this life.
651
posted on
11/01/2002 1:42:46 PM PST
by
lodwick
To: grannie9
Nothing but the best for you, m'dear! A nostalgic rendevouz in the showers tonite? Say 11?
To: lodwick
Going to PR to pick up our cruise ship just reminded me of driving through the South Bronx. Hey-mira-you got some dirty peectures of your seester? No? You want to buy some?
To: persecutor
OMG..lol.. You'll have to wake me up by two hours.. Please do it gently, as my blood needs time to catch up with my extremities.. I will go into to toxic shock syndrome..
To: grannie9
Ah, the memories from Camp Itch-n-Scratch!
To: grannie9
Bet I can curl your 5 toes!
To: persecutor
have a good weekend, kiddies! Hasta el lunes, for those of you in Tijuana!
To: grannie9; persecutor
Do you know her latest scam? She goes to the Krogers and gets her blood pressure checked in the machine and then manages to faint so some strapping 25 yr old fireman has to bring out the jaws of life...or give her mouth to mouth ;-)She'll settle either for some necking or a lawsuit.So, you still could be of use!
To: persecutor
LOL - hasta luego!
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posted on
11/01/2002 1:57:26 PM PST
by
lodwick
To: persecutor
I have found some old threads once in a while..and I have laughed and laughed over those camp reports. Those had to be the most fun days ever on FR..
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