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Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 026
Online News ^ | 1/29/2002 | Unknown

Posted on 10/18/2002 9:44:52 PM PDT by acnielsen guy

THREAD 026



Dregs and Flakes

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Dimensional Doorway; Hobbies; Humor; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: chat; dd; hobbies; humor; pets; weird
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To: Kathleen; habs4ever; persecutor
We may have some snow showers tonight too... Says it's going down to 26... Brrrrr.. Glad I have the down quilts and Flannel Duvets on... ;)
621 posted on 11/01/2002 12:09:25 PM PST by grannie9
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To: grannie9
grannie, I've been upholding your honor over at the freeole site. What did you do with some chickens?
622 posted on 11/01/2002 12:30:05 PM PST by persecutor
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To: persecutor
Hey guy.. have they been talking out of school? I didn't do anything with any chickens.. I just dressed them up in their finest, got them a "litttle" drunk and my husband must have got turned on by them, and tried to light a little fire under their skirts and ended up nuking them.. Talk about a hot-blooded Yankee.. I;ll dig up their poor blackened bones and post a pic from their requiem...
623 posted on 11/01/2002 12:37:05 PM PST by grannie9
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To: grannie9
I suggested that you were just marinating the coc au vin on the hoof!
624 posted on 11/01/2002 12:39:53 PM PST by persecutor
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To: persecutor; grannie9; Mo1
YOu will NOT believe BigAl's drunken chickens - this is a classic to rank up there with Mo's fallen triangular cake from last Christmas. ;-)
625 posted on 11/01/2002 12:41:49 PM PST by lodwick
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To: lodwick
Sure seems like I missed a lot in the past year.
626 posted on 11/01/2002 12:48:02 PM PST by persecutor
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To: persecutor
These are the chickens after I got them all dressed and a little bit tipsy. I think it was the breasts that got Al all worked up.


627 posted on 11/01/2002 12:50:55 PM PST by grannie9
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To: persecutor
These are the chickens after Al tried to "light their fire."

628 posted on 11/01/2002 12:51:34 PM PST by grannie9
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To: persecutor; grannie9
Well Something was marinating .. that's for sure .. FOFL
629 posted on 11/01/2002 12:52:03 PM PST by Mo1
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To: persecutor
Never a dull moment for the addicted freeper. It's good to meet ya, so to speak, Here's an email that Christine11 sent me just now:

Read Each One Carefully and Think About It a Second or Two

1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.


2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.



3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.


4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.


5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.


6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.


7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.


9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.


10. Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.


11. There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.


12. Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.


13. Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.

REMEMBER: WHATEVER HAPPENS, HAPPENS FOR A REASON.
630 posted on 11/01/2002 12:52:14 PM PST by lodwick
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To: persecutor
We missed you more than you missed stuff.. ;)
631 posted on 11/01/2002 12:52:36 PM PST by grannie9
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To: Mo1
You know damned well what was marinating.. It was Al well marinated in Manflattens.. heh heh heh....
632 posted on 11/01/2002 12:53:43 PM PST by grannie9
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To: grannie9
Just answer this question- were the cans full before you gave them to him, or did you set him up for the blame?
633 posted on 11/01/2002 12:54:20 PM PST by persecutor
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To: persecutor
They were half full.. He drank them so they wouldn't boil over.. ROFLMAO....
634 posted on 11/01/2002 12:56:07 PM PST by grannie9
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To: lodwick
AMEN to that. I also add, do not cry for that which will not cry back for you.
635 posted on 11/01/2002 12:56:38 PM PST by persecutor
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To: persecutor
You know I've heard of men going kind of crazy stuffing a Turkey..but these were little bitty chickens... How terribly sad.. sigh....
636 posted on 11/01/2002 12:57:48 PM PST by grannie9
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To: grannie9
Looking at the photos, I'd say he still needs to practice with that flamethrower you got him for Christmas last year! Nice shootin' Tex!
637 posted on 11/01/2002 12:58:07 PM PST by persecutor
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To: grannie9
At least they didn't suffer too long!
638 posted on 11/01/2002 12:59:06 PM PST by persecutor
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To: grannie9
Hmmmm ... you got witnesses???
639 posted on 11/01/2002 1:00:35 PM PST by Mo1
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To: persecutor
Hey... I suffered.. He picked those suckers apart and made me eat the half white stuff.. lol

I felt like I was picking thru a Lava field...and that's the trut...
640 posted on 11/01/2002 1:00:44 PM PST by grannie9
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