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Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 026
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Posted on 10/18/2002 9:44:52 PM PDT by acnielsen guy
THREAD 026
Dregs and Flakes
Posts since 1/29/02
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Dimensional Doorway; Hobbies; Humor; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: chat; dd; hobbies; humor; pets; weird
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To: Kathleen; habs4ever; persecutor
We may have some snow showers tonight too... Says it's going down to 26... Brrrrr.. Glad I have the down quilts and Flannel Duvets on... ;)
To: grannie9
grannie, I've been upholding your honor over at the freeole site. What did you do with some chickens?
To: persecutor
Hey guy.. have they been talking out of school? I didn't do anything with any chickens.. I just dressed them up in their finest, got them a "litttle" drunk and my husband must have got turned on by them, and tried to light a little fire under their skirts and ended up nuking them.. Talk about a hot-blooded Yankee.. I;ll dig up their poor blackened bones and post a pic from their requiem...
To: grannie9
I suggested that you were just marinating the coc au vin on the hoof!
To: persecutor; grannie9; Mo1
YOu will NOT believe BigAl's drunken chickens - this is a classic to rank up there with Mo's fallen triangular cake from last Christmas. ;-)
625
posted on
11/01/2002 12:41:49 PM PST
by
lodwick
To: lodwick
Sure seems like I missed a lot in the past year.
To: persecutor
These are the chickens after I got them all dressed and a little bit tipsy. I think it was the breasts that got Al all worked up.
To: persecutor
These are the chickens after Al tried to "light their fire."
To: persecutor; grannie9
Well Something was marinating .. that's for sure .. FOFL
629
posted on
11/01/2002 12:52:03 PM PST
by
Mo1
To: persecutor
Never a dull moment for the addicted freeper. It's good to meet ya, so to speak, Here's an email that Christine11 sent me just now:
Read Each One Carefully and Think About It a Second or Two
1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.
3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.
6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
10. Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
11. There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.
12. Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.
13. Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.
REMEMBER: WHATEVER HAPPENS, HAPPENS FOR A REASON.
630
posted on
11/01/2002 12:52:14 PM PST
by
lodwick
To: persecutor
We missed you more than you missed stuff.. ;)
To: Mo1
You know damned well what was marinating.. It was Al well marinated in Manflattens.. heh heh heh....
To: grannie9
Just answer this question- were the cans full before you gave them to him, or did you set him up for the blame?
To: persecutor
They were half full.. He drank them so they wouldn't boil over.. ROFLMAO....
To: lodwick
AMEN to that. I also add, do not cry for that which will not cry back for you.
To: persecutor
You know I've heard of men going kind of crazy stuffing a Turkey..but these were little bitty chickens... How terribly sad.. sigh....
To: grannie9
Looking at the photos, I'd say he still needs to practice with that flamethrower you got him for Christmas last year! Nice shootin' Tex!
To: grannie9
At least they didn't suffer too long!
To: grannie9
Hmmmm ... you got witnesses???
639
posted on
11/01/2002 1:00:35 PM PST
by
Mo1
To: persecutor
Hey... I suffered.. He picked those suckers apart and made me eat the half white stuff.. lol
I felt like I was picking thru a Lava field...and that's the trut...
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