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To: Just another Joe

Be back later.

chicken

21 posted on 10/04/2002 12:08:40 PM PDT by SheLion

22 posted on 10/04/2002 12:09:55 PM PDT by SheLion

To: *puff_list; Just another Joe; Great Dane; Max McGarrity; Tumbleweed_Connection; maxwell; ...

23 posted on 10/04/2002 12:11:32 PM PDT by SheLion

Good girls go to Heaven.

Bad girls go everywhere!

24 posted on 10/04/2002 12:24:52 PM PDT by metesky

To: Just another Joe

Bump, quick swig and a puff and run.

25 posted on 10/04/2002 12:25:42 PM PDT by Eastbound

To: Just another Joe

Well as long as he ain't here, I am just gonna situate mahself next to the tequila bottle here...

Check this out, folks! I'm gonna check out the International Chili Championship in Terlingua in a couple weeks...

Daggone, I got heartburn just THINKING about it...

Now I DEFINITELY got heartburn...

26 posted on 10/04/2002 12:34:46 PM PDT by maxwell

That cat looks how I feel today.

As the Chinese proverb goes "May you live in interesting times".

27 posted on 10/04/2002 12:35:01 PM PDT by Search4Truth

Well I wouldn't feel good either if I got bathed, chickie... ;)

How's it goin'... Looks like yer holdin' down the home front around here...

28 posted on 10/04/2002 12:36:36 PM PDT by maxwell

Advance notice of an event this evening/afternoon:

For every freeperPET picture posted on the FReepathon thread Dutchess will contribute $10
($25 cap. per freeperHOUSE)
Offer good up to $500....

The challenge begins 6 pm eastern time ... 5 central ... 3 pacific.

29 posted on 10/04/2002 12:44:28 PM PDT by ValerieUSA

To: Just another Joe

Bump for later. Headin' out for the evening....

30 posted on 10/04/2002 1:04:42 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP

Where'd everyone go? Can I just help myself to a Miller Lite?

Here's a little bit of church humor for you....

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.

The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray, "Take only one. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

One child whispered to another, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

A little boy was attending his first wedding.

After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the boy responded.

His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly.

"How do you know that?"

"Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer."

A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon.

"How do you know what to say?" he asked.

"Why, God tells me", replied his father.

"Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?"

A little girl became restless as the preacher's sermon dragged on and on. Finally, she leaned over to her mother and whispered,

"Mommy, if we give him the money now, will he let us go?"

After the christening of his baby brother in church, little Johnny sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.

His father asked him three times what was wrong.

Finally, the boy replied, "That priest said he wanted us
brought up in a Christian home, and I want to stay with you guys!"

Terri asked her Sunday School class to draw pictures of their favorite Bible stories.

She was puzzled by Kyle's picture, which showed four people
on an airplane, so she asked him which story it was meant to represent.

"The flight to Egypt," said Kyle.

"I see ... And that must be Mary, Joseph, and Baby Jesus," Ms. Terri said. "But who's the fourth person?"

"Oh, that's Pontius - the Pilot.

The Sunday School Teacher asks, "Now, Johnny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"

"No sir," little Johnny replies, "I don't have to. My mom
is a good cook."

Pastor Dave Charlton tells us,

"After a worship service at First Baptist Church in Newcastle, Kentucky, a mother with a fidgety seven-year old boy told me how she finally got her son to sit still and be quiet. About halfway through the sermon, she leaned over and whispered, 'If you don't be quiet, Pastor Charlton is going to lose his place and will have to start his sermon all over again!'

It worked."

31 posted on 10/04/2002 1:15:49 PM PDT by fellowpatriot

To: Just another Joe

Just heard woman awarded 28 Billion from Phillip Morris for not warning her of the dangers of smoking!!!!

Good Grief this woman is either stupied, blind, or a moron. What is the jury thanking? Good Gawd!

32 posted on 10/04/2002 2:06:34 PM PDT by jdontom

Yeh, I heard about that this afternoon. PM stock tanked immediately afterward.

33 posted on 10/04/2002 2:27:10 PM PDT by Just another Joe

chicken

BAAUUUCCKKK!

34 posted on 10/04/2002 2:35:08 PM PDT by Just another Joe

Did you HAVE to post that picture?
As my daughter would say, "That's NAsty."

35 posted on 10/04/2002 2:36:40 PM PDT by Just another Joe

To: Just another Joe

Well, I'm happy to be here for a change while others are about. I'll have a Bottle of Hi-Test, and a bottle of Mezcal, a shaker of salt and 2 sliced limes. An ashtray and 2 packs of Pall Mall 100's too, please.

Wrenched my back 6 days ago and nearly fell down the grating stairs at work yesterday when my legs went numb momentarily.

36 posted on 10/04/2002 2:44:02 PM PDT by Don W

To: Just another Joe

ooooooooo the Cock Of The Walk!!!!!!

cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

<------strutting around the Cock of the Walk.....showing off my ahhhhhhh feathers.....

hehe

37 posted on 10/04/2002 2:45:08 PM PDT by SheLion

For some reason, they sent me home!

38 posted on 10/04/2002 2:45:25 PM PDT by Don W

39 posted on 10/04/2002 2:45:51 PM PDT by SheLion

15 minutes..............

40 posted on 10/04/2002 2:49:26 PM PDT by SheLion

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