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Posted on 08/23/2002 12:19:24 AM PDT by acnielsen guy
THREAD 022
Dregs and Flakes
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Miscellaneous; Pets/Animals; UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: chat; humor; misc; pets; ufo; weird
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To: palo verde
Grannie needs Neets to do a raindance ;-)Maybe Mom can try with the chairs?
You have been in top form today, too.Smooch!!
To: habs4ever
Hey you rabble rousser....what's cookin tonite???? I ALMOST bought a salad spinner yesterday, but a closer look told me it was just a crisper, whatever the hell that was.
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posted on
08/23/2002 6:15:10 PM PDT
by
Neets
To: OneidaM
A crisper ought to come as an attachment to your NEW fridge!! Geez!! Get the GoodGrips brand of spinner.
Grannie needs a raindance too ;-)
To: OneidaM; habs4ever
hi sweetie
I once saw someone use a salad spinner
they put the lettuce in a litle cage and spun it around their head
it was long time ago, so maybe my memory is off
the idea is to shake off extra moisture
(an alternative to patting the lettuce with paper towels)
Love, Palo
To: palo verde
Arizona
![](http://www.hpphoto.com/rs/044C86C1-B46B-11D6-B42C-0090277A760E/screen)
Montezuma's Castle Nat. Monument
.....Westy.....
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posted on
08/23/2002 9:32:16 PM PDT
by
westmex
To: palo verde
Arizona
![](http://www.hpphoto.com/rs/044C86B2-B46B-11D6-B42C-0090277A760E/screen)
Montezuma's Castle Nat. Monument
........Westy....
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posted on
08/23/2002 9:35:32 PM PDT
by
westmex
To: palo verde; grannie9; Kathleen; OneidaM; andysandmikesmom; okimhere; christine; Rev. Lou Chenary; ..
To: palo verde; grannie9; Kathleen; OneidaM; andysandmikesmom; okimhere; christine; Rev. Lou Chenary; ..
Granny's Chimney Korner
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Tales of the Plush Cthulhu
Granny's Weird Links
To: acnielsen guy
The Top 20 ways to say "Your Fly Is Open"
20 The cucumber has left the salad.
19 I can see the gun of Navarone.
18 Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
17 You've got Windows in your laptop.
16 Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.
15 Your soldier ain't so unknown now.
14 Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bell.
13 Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...
12 You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
11 Your pod bay door is open, Hal.
10 Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
9 Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
8 Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!
7 The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
6 Dr. Kimble has escaped!
5 You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."
4 Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...
3 You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2 I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?
1 I thought you were crazy; now I see your nuts.
To: All
Good morning All.. Thought we could start the day with sex and laughs.. Continuation of yesterday actually...
See you all later.. ;)
You too Loddy...
To: grannie9
![](http://www.landolakes.com/images/recipes/3998C_l.jpg)
Sounds like a plan to me.
Good morning everyone.
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posted on
08/24/2002 5:38:46 AM PDT
by
lodwick
To: acnielsen guy
I got this in email from my sister...
I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.
So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a person a break?' He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil necked nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!! So I called him horse sh't. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!! This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't give a damn...my car was parked around the corner...
336 posted on 8/24/02 12:18 AM Central by jellybean
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posted on
08/24/2002 6:02:47 AM PDT
by
lodwick
To: lodwick
Lol lol... Good one Lod, but did you have to post a pic of food? I just came down stairs for a break from sewing and laundry and I'm starved..
Now look what you've done!!! My stomach thinks my throats cut.. and I'll be searching all over for something to stick in my mouth, and it will be bad for me I can lay a bet on it...
To: lodwick
That's a funny joke!!
To: habs4ever
Good morning there. The more I think about it, the funnier it gets.
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posted on
08/24/2002 8:22:39 AM PDT
by
lodwick
To: lodwick
...as long as it isn't your car ;-)
To: habs4ever; palo verde
Haiku by Palo
Can you write one, please my Dear?
Bit won't mind one bit.
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posted on
08/24/2002 8:46:39 AM PDT
by
Neets
To: OneidaM; palo verde
Why, isn't that a laz???
hope you follow along, PV ;-)
To: habs4ever; palo verde
I mentioned biggerbetterbargains.com earlier - well, they've now added their own on-line store - sashadeal.com
Sashadeal
Check out the Cannon digital camera for $132. bbl
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posted on
08/24/2002 9:47:40 AM PDT
by
lodwick
To: acnielsen guy
Hi, All of you kids over here.
Well Missie Kitty is doing pretty well. She only has a couple more tablets for her UTI and did I tell you she is hyperthyroid? So next Tuesday she goes in for a followup appt to make sure the UTI is gone and that the hyperthyroid meds are doing the trick. I think things are working. She is bossy again, eats well , plays, and talks a lot. I found all this out 2 weeks after I lost Nacho.
Ozzie had successful paw surgery..triger finger..no not fast with the gun,,,it is genetic not due to overuse...got the stitches out the other day and today, TADA he is going to cut the grass...Haym the sun is even coming out early...before sunset for a change! LOL we get pretty good marine layer (fog). It was only about 66 here yesterday along the Kalifornia central coast on the coast...
Cat is calling..back later.
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