[acnielsen guy]

Granny's Chimney Korner



Tales of the Plush Cthulhu

Granny's Weird Links

[grannie9]

The Top 20 ways to say "Your Fly Is Open"

20 The cucumber has left the salad.
19 I can see the gun of Navarone.
18 Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
17 You've got Windows in your laptop.
16 Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.
15 Your soldier ain't so unknown now.
14 Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bell.
13 Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...
12 You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
11 Your pod bay door is open, Hal.
10 Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
9 Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
8 Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!
7 The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
6 Dr. Kimble has escaped!
5 You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."
4 Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...
3 You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2 I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?
1 I thought you were crazy; now I see your nuts.

[grannie9]

Good morning All.. Thought we could start the day with sex and laughs.. Continuation of yesterday actually...

See you all later.. ;)

You too Loddy...

[lodwick]

I got this in email from my sister...

I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.

So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a person a break?' He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil necked nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!! So I called him horse sh't. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!! This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't give a damn...my car was parked around the corner...


336 posted on 8/24/02 12:18 AM Central by jellybean

[celtic gal]

Hi, All of you kids over here.

Well Missie Kitty is doing pretty well. She only has a couple more tablets for her UTI and did I tell you she is hyperthyroid? So next Tuesday she goes in for a followup appt to make sure the UTI is gone and that the hyperthyroid meds are doing the trick. I think things are working. She is bossy again, eats well , plays, and talks a lot. I found all this out 2 weeks after I lost Nacho.

Ozzie had successful paw surgery..triger finger..no not fast with the gun,,,it is genetic not due to overuse...got the stitches out the other day and today, TADA he is going to cut the grass...Haym the sun is even coming out early...before sunset for a change! LOL we get pretty good marine layer (fog). It was only about 66 here yesterday along the Kalifornia central coast on the coast...

Cat is calling..back later.