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To: acnielsen guy
I got this in email from my sister...

I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.

So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a person a break?' He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil necked nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!! So I called him horse sh't. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!! This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't give a damn...my car was parked around the corner...


336 posted on 8/24/02 12:18 AM Central by jellybean

112 posted on 08/24/2002 6:02:47 AM PDT by lodwick
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To: lodwick
Lol lol... Good one Lod, but did you have to post a pic of food? I just came down stairs for a break from sewing and laundry and I'm starved..

Now look what you've done!!! My stomach thinks my throats cut.. and I'll be searching all over for something to stick in my mouth, and it will be bad for me I can lay a bet on it...
113 posted on 08/24/2002 6:49:37 AM PDT by grannie9
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To: lodwick
That's a funny joke!!
114 posted on 08/24/2002 7:59:51 AM PDT by habs4ever
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