Free Republic Smokers' Lounge

Puff List ^ | 8/9/02 | francisandbeans

[Just another Joe]

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Welcome Friends, foes and associates to the completely remodeled Free Republic...

Smoker's Lounge

Here you will find a comfy place to smoke, drink, joke or whatever. We always have a great time, so sit back, relax and...

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[Just another Joe]

This weeks smoking related threads,

Shame on you, teen smokers' mom says
Charity revenue is going up in smoke
"I'M ASHAMED OF THIS" Interview with a 'copter Wildfire Fighter.
Congressmen fight to give tobacco ''the image it deserves''
(Property rights)-- The forgotten fundamental right
Italians Propose Health Warnings for Cigarette Scenes
5 cent tax per bullet on agenda in CA, smoking age to 21, suing gun manufacturers-Legislative alert
With their fanatical zeal, you have to wonder how far busybodies will go
Cigarette smuggling
STARTLING SMOKE $IGNALS
New Tax Lowers N.Y. Cigarette Sales
Anti-smoking measure under review by CLO
Plan targets restaurant smoke in Dallas - Nonsmoking sections must be smoke-free
California speaker proposes $3 cigarette tax
California : If you smoke, you'll fume (State socialists find lots of money!)
Tax Addiction
Bloomberg Seeks to Ban Smoking in Every Restaurant and Bar

[Just another Joe]

The Lounge is open!

[Just another Joe]

I'm looking for a host for next week's Lounge. I can open the Lounge earlier in the day, about 7:00 AM, but someone will have to take over host duties as I will be flying to Vegas for the FRiva get together.

[maxwell]

YEEEEEEHAAAAAA! Throw me a Mich, barkeep, I'm out the door but I'll be back...

The Forest Service has issued a BEAR WARNING in the national forests for this summer. They're urging everyone to protect themselves by wearing bells and carrying pepper spray.

Campers should be alert for signs of fresh bear activity, and they should be able to tell the difference between Black Bear dung and Grizzy Bear dung.

Black Bear dung is rather small and round. Sometimes you can see fruit seeds and/or squirrel fur in it.

Grizzly Bear dung has bells in it, and smells like pepper spray.

[doubled]

Joe, could I have a microbrew, whatever you have on tap? It has not been a good week in class. The teacher is really strict this week.

[Robert A Cook PE]

Thanks!

Yeah, I'll have some of that.

Fax me a hot cup of coffee ... cream only, if ya would.

[Just another Joe]

Here you go. Just what you need.

[Just another Joe]

Sure, a coffee with cream.
Sorry, I can't fax it.

[NeoCaveman]

Hi ya, Joe

Here's a joke

A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died." Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."

The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

Kenny said, "OK then, just unload the donkey."

The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"

Kenny, "I'm going to raffle him off."

Farmer, " You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"

Kenny, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead."

A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?"

Kenny, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00."

Farmer, "Didn't anyone complain?"

Kenny, " Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."

--Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron.

[doubled]

Thank you,Joe. That will do nicely.

[Just another Joe]

I had heard all of that except the last line. Enron, heh heh

[Just another Joe]

Grizzly Bear dung has bells in it, and smells like pepper spray.

I'll keep that in mind when sweeping outside the Lounge.

[SeaDragon]

Good morning, Joe. It is good to see you.

Could I have one of your "Special Bloody Marys" please? Oh, and make it a double. I am in dire need.

Thanks

:-)

[Just another Joe]

Here ya go, C. Drink it in good health.

[MeekOneGOP]

LOL ! Hey, ya'll! Max made me post this one!

A new, young MD doing his residency in OB was quite embarrassed performing female pelvic exams.

To cover his embarrassment he had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly.

The middle aged lady upon whom he was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassed him.

He looked up from his work and sheepishly said, "I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?"

She replied, "No doctor, but the song you were whistling was "I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener'."

[SeaDragon]

Thanks, Joe. You are a good man.........

[Just another Joe]

MAN you got good eyes.
Either that or your using the magnifying glass. lol

[Just another Joe]

Where is everyone today? It IS Friday, ISN'T it?

[.30Carbine]

Hey! Is it Friday already?

[Sunshine Sister]

Okay.....I'll bite. What is the graphic that is the size of a pin head?