[maxwell]

YEEEEEEHAAAAAA! Throw me a Mich, barkeep, I'm out the door but I'll be back...

The Forest Service has issued a BEAR WARNING in the national forests for this summer. They're urging everyone to protect themselves by wearing bells and carrying pepper spray.

Campers should be alert for signs of fresh bear activity, and they should be able to tell the difference between Black Bear dung and Grizzy Bear dung.

Black Bear dung is rather small and round. Sometimes you can see fruit seeds and/or squirrel fur in it.

Grizzly Bear dung has bells in it, and smells like pepper spray.

[Just another Joe]

Grizzly Bear dung has bells in it, and smells like pepper spray.

I'll keep that in mind when sweeping outside the Lounge.

[MeekOneGOP]

LOL ! Hey, ya'll! Max made me post this one!

A new, young MD doing his residency in OB was quite embarrassed performing female pelvic exams.

To cover his embarrassment he had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly.

The middle aged lady upon whom he was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassed him.

He looked up from his work and sheepishly said, "I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?"

She replied, "No doctor, but the song you were whistling was "I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener'."