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Grrrrrr! What's Yer Outlaw Biker Name?
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Posted on 06/09/2002 1:45:40 AM PDT by uglybiker

You live for the open road!
You live for the feelin' of somethin' throbbin' betwixt yer legs!
You actually like the taste of bugs stuck in yer teeth! (They goes down good with Budweiser!)
Yer entire record collection consists of bootleg copies of Lynyrd Skynyrd's Greatest Hits and The Best of Molly Hatchet!
Your entire wardrobe consists of jeans and Harley T-shirts....and one button down fer weddings and/or funerals (There's a difference?)
The carpet in th' livin' room of yer trailer has oil stains!
What's a shower?

If'n you can answer "YEEEEAAAAHH!!!" to any o' these, then YOU'RE A BIKER!! RRRRRRRRRGH!!

Alright, so now you know. But before you kin take on the world and go out drinkin' and pillagin', you need a name ta strike fear into the local population! "Darryl the Motorcyclist" ain't gonna give nobody nightmares. You need a name, and you need to ride with a club, 'cause you can't be an outlaw biker without wearin' yer colors!

So now yer sayin' to yerself: "Self! I wanna be a biker, but I ain't got no scary name an' I don't ride with no outlaw club. $H*T!! What am I gonna do?"

Well, worrry no more fellow traveler of the tarmac, 'cause I gots the solution!

Jus' head on over here an' find out what yer Outlaw Biker Name is!!!


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To: uglybiker
I wasn't impressed with the name it gave me, )when I wear a beard, I can't stand to let it get dirty), so I told it my real name was "Buster Bodycrab", and it told me I was "Prince Phillip of the Queen's Royal Guard MC" [grin], J/K.
21 posted on 06/09/2002 3:33:26 PM PDT by Washington_minuteman
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To: uglybiker
Well, FWIW I'm Ol' Ironhorse, and I wear the colors of the White Werewolves MC.
22 posted on 06/09/2002 3:39:32 PM PDT by tacticalogic
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To: uglybiker
My biker name is Momma and I ride with the Gas Guzzler's MC! I like it!!!
23 posted on 06/09/2002 3:46:45 PM PDT by slugbug
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To: Snow Bunny
Hey, Ol' Momma, I be one too, but my club is the Spider Skulls. We can whoop yo tush any day of the week. Vroom, vroom! Hair, teeth and eyes all over the sidewalk.
24 posted on 06/09/2002 3:52:10 PM PDT by PoisedWoman
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To: uglybiker
Bitch of the Satan's Barbers MC
25 posted on 06/09/2002 4:00:34 PM PDT by farmfriend
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To: Snow Bunny
Hey, we are in the same club.
26 posted on 06/09/2002 4:01:40 PM PDT by farmfriend
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To: PoisedWoman
LOL....how funny. hahahhaaa.....Nice to see you.
27 posted on 06/09/2002 4:41:50 PM PDT by Snow Bunny
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To: uglybiker
Just call me "Ol Bubba" of the "Satans Barbers! LOL!
28 posted on 06/09/2002 4:43:25 PM PDT by JDoutrider
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To: farmfriend
Hi, tha same club oh goodie. hahahaa....Hi there!
29 posted on 06/09/2002 4:44:59 PM PDT by Snow Bunny
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To: LindaSOG
LOL....I am glad we got to pick our screen names at FR. Can you imagine if we had to use one of these names instead.rotfl. Yikes..

I guess I could go for Biker Bunny of something. tee hee

30 posted on 06/09/2002 5:01:53 PM PDT by Snow Bunny
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To: uglybiker
I am Momma of the Gas Guzzlers MC ..... sheeeesh! My kids coulda come up with something fiercer than that for me. *snarl*
31 posted on 06/09/2002 5:08:33 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: uglybiker
it works!!!!

I am Titty Squeezer of the Spider Skulls MC :-)
32 posted on 06/09/2002 5:14:51 PM PDT by fnord
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To: Snow Bunny
OK, now I will have to make one of these for FReeper names, lol
33 posted on 06/09/2002 5:16:55 PM PDT by fnord
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To: ValerieUSA;slugbug
Uh oh! Looks like y'all got the same name! There's gonna be a rumble!!

BTW Neither one of you two looks old enough to be called "Mamma". ;-)

34 posted on 06/09/2002 5:19:18 PM PDT by uglybiker
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To: uglybiker
*LOL* Good save. But I am a Momma, and don't nobody fergit it!
35 posted on 06/09/2002 5:21:07 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: uglybiker
Ol' Ironhorse, SpiderSkulls MC

36 posted on 06/09/2002 6:16:44 PM PDT by BraveMan
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To: uglybiker
DragStrip King I like it..
37 posted on 06/09/2002 6:18:41 PM PDT by codebreaker
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To: uglybiker
Har!! Just call me "Ol' Momma" of the White Werewolves MC!!
38 posted on 06/09/2002 6:27:50 PM PDT by redhead
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To: uglybiker
I guess I'm now "Wrench Head" ridin' with the Toecutters MC.

I'm really gonna miss "Muffin". And the Puffballs MC.

39 posted on 06/09/2002 7:02:39 PM PDT by Hank Rearden
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To: MotleyGirl70
Well, we must be sisters in the club. I am Ol momma of the Spirit Stalkers MC. How accurate!
40 posted on 06/09/2002 9:59:00 PM PDT by Grammy
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