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Grrrrrr! What's Yer Outlaw Biker Name?
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Posted on 06/09/2002 1:45:40 AM PDT by uglybiker
You live for the open road!
You live for the feelin' of somethin' throbbin' betwixt yer legs!
You actually like the taste of bugs stuck in yer teeth! (They goes down good with Budweiser!)
Yer entire record collection consists of bootleg copies of Lynyrd Skynyrd's Greatest Hits and The Best of Molly Hatchet!
Your entire wardrobe consists of jeans and Harley T-shirts....and one button down fer weddings and/or funerals (There's a difference?)
The carpet in th' livin' room of yer trailer has oil stains!
What's a shower?
If'n you can answer "YEEEEAAAAHH!!!" to any o' these, then YOU'RE A BIKER!! RRRRRRRRRGH!!
Alright, so now you know. But before you kin take on the world and go out drinkin' and pillagin', you need a name ta strike fear into the local population! "Darryl the Motorcyclist" ain't gonna give nobody nightmares. You need a name, and you need to ride with a club, 'cause you can't be an outlaw biker without wearin' yer colors!
So now yer sayin' to yerself: "Self! I wanna be a biker, but I ain't got no scary name an' I don't ride with no outlaw club. $H*T!! What am I gonna do?"
Well, worrry no more fellow traveler of the tarmac, 'cause I gots the solution!
Jus' head on over here an' find out what yer Outlaw Biker Name is!!!
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Humor; Miscellaneous
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To: uglybiker
I wasn't impressed with the name it gave me, )when I wear a beard, I can't stand to let it get dirty), so I told it my real name was "Buster Bodycrab", and it told me I was "Prince Phillip of the Queen's Royal Guard MC" [grin], J/K.
To: uglybiker
Well, FWIW I'm Ol' Ironhorse, and I wear the colors of the White Werewolves MC.
To: uglybiker
My biker name is Momma and I ride with the Gas Guzzler's MC! I like it!!!
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posted on
06/09/2002 3:46:45 PM PDT
by
slugbug
To: Snow Bunny
Hey, Ol' Momma, I be one too, but my club is the Spider Skulls. We can whoop yo tush any day of the week. Vroom, vroom! Hair, teeth and eyes all over the sidewalk.
To: uglybiker
Bitch of the Satan's Barbers MC
To: Snow Bunny
Hey, we are in the same club.
To: PoisedWoman
LOL....how funny. hahahhaaa.....Nice to see you.
To: uglybiker
Just call me "Ol Bubba" of the "Satans Barbers! LOL!
To: farmfriend
Hi, tha same club oh goodie. hahahaa....Hi there!
To: LindaSOG
LOL....I am glad we got to pick our screen names at FR. Can you imagine if we had to use one of these names instead.rotfl. Yikes..
I guess I could go for Biker Bunny of something. tee hee
To: uglybiker
I am Momma of the Gas Guzzlers MC ..... sheeeesh! My kids coulda come up with something fiercer than that for me. *snarl*
To: uglybiker
it works!!!!
I am Titty Squeezer of the Spider Skulls MC :-)
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posted on
06/09/2002 5:14:51 PM PDT
by
fnord
To: Snow Bunny
OK, now I will have to make one of these for FReeper names, lol
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posted on
06/09/2002 5:16:55 PM PDT
by
fnord
To: ValerieUSA;slugbug
Uh oh! Looks like y'all got the same name! There's gonna be a
rumble!!BTW Neither one of you two looks old enough to be called "Mamma". ;-)
To: uglybiker
*LOL* Good save. But I am a Momma, and don't nobody fergit it!
To: uglybiker
Ol' Ironhorse, SpiderSkulls MC
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posted on
06/09/2002 6:16:44 PM PDT
by
BraveMan
To: uglybiker
DragStrip King I like it..
To: uglybiker
Har!! Just call me "Ol' Momma" of the White Werewolves MC!!
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posted on
06/09/2002 6:27:50 PM PDT
by
redhead
To: uglybiker
I guess I'm now "Wrench Head" ridin' with the Toecutters MC.
I'm really gonna miss "Muffin". And the Puffballs MC.
To: MotleyGirl70
Well, we must be sisters in the club. I am Ol momma of the Spirit Stalkers MC. How accurate!
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posted on
06/09/2002 9:59:00 PM PDT
by
Grammy
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