You live for the open road!You live for the feelin' of somethin' throbbin' betwixt yer legs!You actually like the taste of bugs stuck in yer teeth! (They goes down good with Budweiser!)Yer entire record collection consists of bootleg copies of Lynyrd Skynyrd's Greatest Hits and The Best of Molly Hatchet!Your entire wardrobe consists of jeans and Harley T-shirts....and one button down fer weddings and/or funerals (There's a difference?)The carpet in th' livin' room of yer trailer has oil stains!What's a shower?If'n you can answer "YEEEEAAAAHH!!!" to any o' these, then YOU'RE A BIKER!! RRRRRRRRRGH!!Alright, so now you know. But before...