Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 005

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[Neets]

AHHHHHH so he has a "cute" hearing eh???

[okimhere]

Do the quail ever wind up in her oven?

LOL - funny you should ask, Neets! I look at those fat little bods that I feed so faithfully and try to figure a humane way to trap a couple (so's I won't have to pick buckshot out of my teeth later....). So far, no plan has evolved.

Palo, I don't remember what kind of animal I was when that Chinese astrology was going around. I'll look back.

[andysandmikesmom]

Yes, indeed, a 'cute' hearing...its a very selective hearing...he hears what he wants, when he wants...I on the other hand have excellent hearing...I can and do hear all

I was having these terrible bouts of dizziness, which were so bad I was becoming nauseated....so the neurologist wanted to rule a number of things out, like brain tumors...oh thanks...so I had lots of tests dones, and one was a hearing test, done at the hospital, trying to see if there was something wrong with my hearing, indicating a problem in my ear, which might explain the dizziness I was having...

So I had the hearing test done...the woman who did the test, told me that for my age, over 50, I had amazing hearing, and that in fact, I really had amazing hearing, even for someone 20 years younger...

My kids used to called it my 'mother hearing'...I guess it was more than that tho...I just have amazingly good hearing...

Now, if I only had amazingly good vision, I would be happy....

[lodwick]

So, by following ace Loddy's advice, noted dog snatcher, you plan on telling all you are a member of the armed militia, have a cache of weapons and explosives, and LuLu is a drug runner??ROFL!! Try saying that Art Bell advises you not to go to court, as you pick him up in your teeth fillings ;-)LOL!!

lol - even better! The more truthfull information the better. Let the puds know how you REALLY feel. (Wearing the tin-foil hat is not a bad thing, either. ;-)

[habs4ever]

Work on your space cadet act now, everyday for an hour ;-)Tell the court that in 10 yrs the charge will be thrown out as all laws will disappear on earth after we are all saved ;-)A judge will adore that!!

[okimhere]

guilt will be removed from the planet

"Ma'am, you're a flake permanently excused." If the prosecutor doesn't say that to you, we can all write letters certifying you as one of us dregs and flakes. (I'm ROFL over the look on the prosecutor's face if you tell him all guilt will be removed in 2011.) Sounds like a sure thing. You go, girl!

[Darksheare]

Maybe so. But the only way I'm going to fly is in an aircraft. (Been told I'm a natural pilot. And that was by afighter jock who challenged me to a flight sim duel..) I think I've pinned down my line of thought. It's like my reason to be has been ripped from me. (Prolly the closest I'm gonna get to what is in my head. Usually what is in my head doesn't translate too well into English. Another reason for some of my writings to have a surreal feel to them...) Guess that's as close as I'll get to the thought semi-formed in my head...

Once upon a time, back before my 17th birthday, I could walk through the woods and not make a sound. Not a ripple. My friends said jokes like, "Maybe you wrap a shadow around you." and other such nonsensical things. They said that based upon me walking past them and their not noticing me. Hmph. I thought it was because I was short (and still am.) and rather non-descript. Harrumpf. Getting wordy and blabby again. Grr. let your eyes go again. Laters -Darksheare

[palo verde]

rofl oki
yes, I will splain to judge
that guilt is an awful figment of our imagination
and we are all innocent
and I intend to vote innocent in any case I am invited to judge

[Darksheare]

The Robins have been here for a few weeks. The surprise was the Redwing Blackbirds. They've been here since late Feb. (They usually didn't show until late April, early May. At latest, June.) Don't like having my head buzzed and Chacked by a red winger. They really don't like my hat. Bluebirds are out, have been. Kinda prefer the juncos, the evening grossbeaks, and the pine siskins. They don't buzz my hat. (Red wings are the only animal that doesn't seem to like me pne way or the other...) We have Whip-poor will's here as well. Kinda funny to walk the old train bed here and see a bird that looks like a rather large brown moth flutter from the leaves. Best to do this at night as seeing one during the day is extremely rare, unless you are very lucky. The eyes of a whip-poor will glow red in the dark when reflecting light..

[palo verde]

rofl what do you mean work on my space cadet act
how can judges courts and prisons continue past the mass awakening
when guilt is removed from planet, there goes fear
and without fear and guilt how can there be punishment
please habs, I am sensible girl and will simply splain truth to the judge
:)

I don't know why loddy thought he had to act up in court
his history of dognappin' speaks for itself

[palo verde]

I love you
and all the birds and animals love you too
I think redwing blackbird has fun teasin' you

[palo verde]

Wearing the tin-foil hat is not a bad thing, either

I have not planned my outfit for court yet
wearin' my nightie to the dentist did not bring me luck
I shall wear a bra of course
god forbid, I look like a hippie

[palo verde]

We have Whip-poor will's here as well. Kinda funny to walk the old train bed here and see a bird that looks like a rather large brown moth flutter from the leaves.

you have flair for nature writing
I never had slightest idea what whip-poor will looked like

[habs4ever]

When you tell a judge that he really isn't needed as there is no more right and wrong, well, he's out of work ;-)Yup, that will go over well!!LOL

[westmex]

Over on falcon site it says, 32 to 35 days of incubation...You figure it from there as to when they are going to hatch out.....
....Westy...

[palo verde]

I wish we had bluebirds here
my friends who visited Grand Canyon said they're all around the woods up there (in Northern Arizona)
guess desert is too hot for them

[palo verde]

I don't know when eggs were laid
May 11th seems to be 'bout 32-35 days from today
I figure May 5th we'll see the baby falcons emerge

[habs4ever]

When it's your birthday, you can wear a nightie!! We would have planned a Palo party if we'd known ;-)

[palo verde]

you were all so loving to me when I got back from dentist
you gave me a wonderful palo party
you guys are the best
I am lucky gal

[lodwick]

fof - just wearing the maidenform should do it for you.

Please tell Bill to have plenty of bail money at hand.

We're all praying that your jury summons goes very well. JL