So, by following ace Loddy's advice, noted dog snatcher, you plan on telling all you are a member of the armed militia, have a cache of weapons and explosives, and LuLu is a drug runner??ROFL!! Try saying that Art Bell advises you not to go to court, as you pick him up in your teeth fillings ;-)LOL!!
lol - even better! The more truthfull information the better. Let the puds know how you REALLY feel. (Wearing the tin-foil hat is not a bad thing, either. ;-)