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Posted on 04/05/2002 9:00:52 PM PST by acnielsen guy
THREAD 005
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Pets/Animals; UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: chat; humor; prirates; ufo
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To: palo verde
Who said???
.....Wesry
481
posted on
04/09/2002 4:15:58 PM PDT
by
westmex
To: habs4ever
rofl rofl rofl you are a riot
loddy's advice is to ask intelligent questions
then neither lawyer wants you
when I was in Manhattan Criminal Court and they wantd to sequester me for big Grand Jury Case
I acted like flake
then DA got rid of me in a hurry
To: westmex
I gave amusing answers to questions DA asked me and then giggled at my own sense of humor
To: westmex
DA was so happy to get me off his case
To: westmex
it seems if eagle babies and falcon babies are both born in spring, then most birdies are born in spring
is my reasoning flawed
To: OneidaM; okimhere; GoodyBrown
I remember her cooking herself up a yummy cornish game hen
with those shiatsu mushrooms
but the quail are her pets, she feeds them every day
oki, you're not gonna cook your darling quail ???!!!
Goody, read her the riot act
To: westmex; palo verde; grannie9; OneidaM; habs4ever; okimhere;
Just pinged all of you over to a thread, which talks about a wonder pig, named Lulu...take a look at the story and then of course, I posted a long post with other pigs stories...
Palo, my hubby was scheduled for jury duty, and he had to fill out a questionnaire...they asked for the meds he was on, and he had to list the anti-depressant he was on, along with the doctors name...he also had to tell them, that he sometimes has a slight problem with hearing
He really does have a problem...the wax does not drain from his ears at all...it just all accumulates in his ears and gets hard as a rock...he has to go to the doctor every so often and have his ears cleaned out(When we were first married, and he told me this, I thought it was a joke...I thought only dogs and cats had their ears cleaned out by a doctor)
But the doctors have a special syringe, and they shoot pressurized water into my husbands ears, and all that hard junk falls out....anyway I guess they did not want a slightly hard of hearing gent, on a mild depressant on the jury, as they told him not to report...he is permanently excused...
To: grannie9
chickita, stay out of this
you cook everything which moves
To: palo verde
I'm not a pig, but it's time to pig out for supper...bbl..
...Westy...
489
posted on
04/09/2002 4:31:40 PM PDT
by
westmex
To: andysandmikesmom
hmmm very interesting
in nyc we didn't have this questionnaire to fill out
I bet in Tucson we do
I will definitely come across as a kook
I want to be permanently excused
I'll mention that after 2011 when the Garden of Eden is restored
guilt will be removed from the planet (along with fear)
since this is true
I'll sign my name to it
To: palo verde
You betcha bippy I do.. and Quail is one of my favorite meals.. Love those itty bitty bones to suckle.... Mmmmmmmm
To: westmex
supper!!!
you just had breakfast
you certainly are in a mood to eat these days
you are accelerating big time
To: grannie9
bad bad chickita
naughty chickita
oki don't let sweet quail hear her
To: andysandmikesmom
I adore your pig stories
brb I wanna read them
To: westmex
rofl no one is calling you a pig westy
I'm talking about your Buddhist astrology sign
To: andysandmikesmom
Thanks for the ping toots...
I got called for Jury Duty once on a murder trial...i sorta did the same thing..I really can't hear well...told the judge that..and got dismissed....easy as pie...really didn't feel comfortable sitting on a Murder Trail Jury reading lips and all.
496
posted on
04/09/2002 4:41:45 PM PDT
by
Neets
To: palo verde
I had breakfast a long time ago..way before noon...My main course is about nuked...bbl..
....Westy....
497
posted on
04/09/2002 4:49:59 PM PDT
by
westmex
To: westmex
you're waking up early and eating a lot
you have accelerated westy
To: andysandmikesmom; christine11
just was at pig thread
chrissie is right
you tell wonderful stories
To: OneidaM; palo verde
I loved those pig stories, but this one really caught my eye as the pig was named LuLu, and we all know Palos famous Lulu....
I think if you do have a problem with your hearing, no lawyer or judge wants you on the jury...they expect everyone on the jury to be able to hear everything that goes on...
Of course, I think my hubby sometimes uses his 'hard of hearing' excuse with me, when he is tired of my babbling...
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