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10 signs that you are bombing on a date
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| 3-28-2002
| Shawn Croft
Posted on 03/28/2002 8:48:20 PM PST by Hillary's Lovely Legs
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
She shares the revelation that she turned lesbian 30 minutes into your date.
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posted on
03/28/2002 9:23:31 PM PST
by
My2Cents
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
She's sober.
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
Get's a cell call from her bail bondsman
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posted on
03/28/2002 9:31:19 PM PST
by
breakem
To: Cacophonous
She starts talking about how wonderful Hillary is.
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posted on
03/28/2002 9:31:56 PM PST
by
Ronin
To: breakem
She thinks you're a nice guy but not any one she'd be willing to get intimate with.
To: My2Cents
She sits back in her chair, not to relax, but to stay as far away from you as possible without actually leaving the table. Time to ask for the check...Instead of asking for the check, you get up to go to the bathroom but sneak out on her instead.
Amazingly, most women will get interested in a hurry with that kind of move.
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posted on
03/28/2002 9:38:29 PM PST
by
Rome2000
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
She talks furtively about how wonderful her parents were... up until she axe-murdered them, that is.
To: goldstategop
She says "Let's just be friends."
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posted on
03/28/2002 9:40:23 PM PST
by
breakem
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
she is proud that she voted twice for clinton,arrrggghhhh!
run!
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
True first date comment:
"I want you to know I've had my breasts reduced."
After getting over the momentary shock, I was so tempted to reply "How courageous of you! I wanted you to know I had my dick shrunk but I didn't know how to tell you..."
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
...signs that you are bombing on a date... She reveals the vest of Plastique explosive she's been wearing under her shirt and, with a gleam in her eye, says, "Let's go blow something up."
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
Unless it is a blind date, many of these problems should be apparent before the first date. Many times we go against the grain out of some misguided need for a challenge. It is like changing the mind of a liberal....it isn't going to happen.
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posted on
03/28/2002 9:52:08 PM PST
by
TheLion
To: My2Cents;Tall_Texan
ROFL!! Oh my gosh, I was reading and hoping these things didn't really happen to some poor souls!!!
To: green team 1999
she is proud that she voted twice for clinton,arrrggghhhh!Ha Ha! I had a roommate in college that ended his date as soon as he picked her up, when she said she wanted to see the new Jane Fonda movie.
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
She tells you, "I want you to know I'm not a lesbian, but I'm willing to give it a shot if that's what it takes."
To: Tall_Texan
ROFL.
To: Tall_Texan
LOL! Another sign is that your date says, 'Huh?' quite often. Try as I might, I could not keep my focus on the conversation! The guy was good-looking, nice, and wealthy but I just couldn't carry it out.
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posted on
03/29/2002 4:29:42 AM PST
by
Jaidyn
To: martin_fierro
This is a bad thing?
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posted on
03/29/2002 4:43:38 AM PST
by
patton
To: goldenstategirl
I can attest to at least 4 to 6 of these occuring on the first date my wife and I had. Of course, over the next nine years we've sorted things out.
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