[My2Cents]

She shares the revelation that she turned lesbian 30 minutes into your date.

[Cacophonous]

She's sober.

[breakem]

Get's a cell call from her bail bondsman

[Washington-Husky]

She talks furtively about how wonderful her parents were... up until she axe-murdered them, that is.

[green team 1999]

she is proud that she voted twice for clinton,arrrggghhhh!
run!

[Tall_Texan]

True first date comment:

"I want you to know I've had my breasts reduced."

After getting over the momentary shock, I was so tempted to reply "How courageous of you! I wanted you to know I had my dick shrunk but I didn't know how to tell you..."

[martin_fierro]

...signs that you are bombing on a date...

She reveals the vest of Plastique explosive she's been wearing under her shirt and, with a gleam in her eye, says, "Let's go blow something up."

[TheLion]

Unless it is a blind date, many of these problems should be apparent before the first date. Many times we go against the grain out of some misguided need for a challenge. It is like changing the mind of a liberal....it isn't going to happen.

[NittanyLion]

She tells you, "I want you to know I'm not a lesbian, but I'm willing to give it a shot if that's what it takes."

[Pharmboy]

Already posted Here in General Interest

[martin_fierro]

My first date with this woman

bombed because I couldn't read her body language.

[DaughterofEve]

You notice her crawling on the floor on the other side of the partition,
and running out a side exit when you thought she'd just gone to the ladies room.

[SamAdams76]

My advice is to purposely bomb on a date. Or more accurately, just be yourself. That way, you can be sure that the girl really likes you. If you impress her by trying to be somebody else, then you are setting yourself up for a phony and flawed relationship and worse case scenario, a failed marriage. On my first date with my wife, I let loose a humongous fart. That was 20 years ago and she's still married to me.

[Destructor]

She's an arrogant little bitch who probably doesn't deserve to be with someone as nice as you anyway! She'll probably end up getting knocked up by that young Doctor that she's been chasing, and in desperation will try to come back to you. Lookout, because her life will start on a long down hill slide and she'll drag you down with her!!

We all reap what we sow.

[ChadGore]

Number 11

Your date pushes aside the candles, reaches accross the dinner table and plucks a hair from your head and begins to floss with it. (all the extolling liberal drivel)

[Petronski]

She offers you a ride home, in a squad car.

[BluH2o]

You make a statement and she disses it.

Nothing new here ... my wife does it all the time. We've been married 28 years.

[Petronski]

She screams "Allahu akbar! Death to infidels!" and then blows up.

[mamelukesabre]

This one drives me away faster than anything: She tries to offer you a bite of something off her plate. It is especially annoying if she puts it on her fork and holds it up to your face.

I don't know why women do this, but I can't stand it. Especially if it is the first date. If it happens on the first date, it becomes the last date, guaranteed.

[mamelukesabre]

Here's another one that really happened to me. I'll tell this one and then shut up.

I arranged for a dinner at a very nice restaurant and got dressed up really well and washed the car and got a haircut, etc. I told my date exactly what time and how important it was for her to be ready when I go to pick her up. This wasn't the first date, and I knew she was prone to being late.

Well, when I got there, she answered the door in a cheezy pink nightie with fake fur and a glass of wine in her hand. She was half drunk and acting like a nympho. Maybe I over reacted or should have been flattered or something. But I was furious that I got all fixed up and made reservations at a fancy restaurant.....all for nothing. Besides, I was REALLY hungry. I tried to get her to put some clothes on really fast so we could go. Well, all she did was cry. Then I started feeling bad about making her cry and asked her what she had for me to eat, thinking I could still make this a pretty good night. Guess what? She hadn't even thought about food and had nothing for me to eat, and what really ticked me off was when she told me that she ALREADY ATE! That was the last straw, I left. But I still feel guilty about it now when I look back on it.