"I want you to know I've had my breasts reduced."
After getting over the momentary shock, I was so tempted to reply "How courageous of you! I wanted you to know I had my dick shrunk but I didn't know how to tell you..."
she was probably telling you so that you wouldn't be shocked by seeing her scars. Really, there is no good time to mention something like that. But I think she did jump the gun.
"Like a frightened turtle."
Had this happened with me, MY response would have been, "Oh really. So how much do you charge for them NOW?"
About the best I can muster on first-date-isms is the gal who told me that she had a 2-for-1 coupon book for dinners at local restaurants. This allowed me to find out how little fun she was for half the price.
Michael
Dating can provide literally surreal moments, can't it? I admit, I don't miss it.
Dan