Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 004

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[palo verde]

they have self defrosting refrigerators now and they don't cost very much
plus they install it for you and take away your old one
also for very little extra you can have automatic icemaker in it
and they will hook that up for you
I think it may be $600 for whole thing
it is luxurious never to have to defrost frig again
plus to have ice cubes made for you and always as many there as you want
also you are old enough to get a senior citizen discount
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

lol I can't miss it

[christine]

hiya, twin! i am trying to download the andy font on my computer. bill has it on his and that's where i typed my last post from. i can't figure out why it's not working! i am such a non-geek! ;)

[palo verde]

wow chickie, gorgeous pic

[westmex]

Hey, it's only 44 years old and still working. Why change something if it ain't broke. Not like this site....LOL...
....Westy....

[grannie9]

44 years old? Good grief.. it's an antique.. hold on to it.. lol

[Kathleen]

Hello my Sweeties. I finally caught up with this thread. Today it was into the 70's, then it got windy and we are now back into the 50's. Pollen season is here. My truck looks like it has green felt growing all over it.

[grannie9]

Hi ya Chris.. I downloaded some fonts a couple weeks ago.. and can't find them anywhere.. I liked them too... sighhh....

[westmex]

Sort of like it's owner,huh? lmao...
....Westy...

[grannie9]

ohhh.. wait a minute.. you're older than 44.. Don't you fool us you little Dickens.. lol

I'm older than dirt..and I know you're grungy..

[westmex]

I meant the owner was an antique like the fridge...lol..I'm a lot of things so am probably what you said..LMAO...
....Westy....

[grannie9]

LOL... you might be an oldy.. but you're a goody.. I think we'll keep you... Anyway, at your age, you're all covered with spit, and we can't take you back now... You'll just have to hang around with us and suffer..

[westmex]

And all this time I thought it was drool. Learn something new every day....lol....
....Westy...

[palo verde]

hi cookie
glad to hear you've started to have warm lovely spring days
it will pop back into '70s
habs just had snow flurries in Toronto
Tucson is now too hot to sunbathe
but it sure makes swimmin' sweeter that I don't shiver in my suit first before jumpin' in water
Love, Palo

[Darksheare]

Believe it or not, that is the kind of stuff that goes on in my head all the time. The adage with me is: Even if the face is blank, he's not seeing what you are.
And this is all without the 'benefit' of anything hallucinogenic. (The nutty stuff that pops out of my head may not be understood by all, or at all.. but that's my "normal" mode.) Tenneyson would kill me for part of this.. and Tennyson I am not. But hey, I loved Lewis Carol's 'Jabberwocky'. Now on to see what my cat hath inspired...

They didn't know from whence it came. But there it was, all of it! It was large, oblong, and trilled a long mournful note. Mainly it sat immobile and gained weight. No one knew if it ate let alone what it ate, let alone how. It had no visible mouth, or legs, nor ears. It had round eyes with slit pupils, a triangular nose, and whiskers. It was thought that the sound it made would drive a person mad. But it was found that this was drivel. The creature was promptly named marsh mallow and forgotten about.
It was a creature of terror, trilling it's terrible and mournful song. Alone, for the most part since they didn't associate too terribly much, they had expansive territories. That is, if a few feet could be considered expansive. They somehow multiplied at a ferocious rate. Amazing considering the fact that they didn't associate. And they were impervious to injury.

So the military used them as trebuchet shot. One hit from a marsh mallow, and:
The marsh mallow falls on castle walls + slowly crumbles all it's glory,
the long trill shakes all the lakes + the wildgrack leaps in victory.
Trill critter, trill, set the fear filled troops a flying.
Yell, soldier, yell: answer, 'mallows, falling, falling, falling.
O dark + dreary & how thick + clearly + thicker, clearer, fatly glowing how sloppy with tar + as big as a car.
No! close your ears the bloated thing is crying
slowly the huge thing answers echoes dying, dying, dying.
Like a dove she flies in yon kitchen sky then faints in the doorway or livingroom for show
her echoes rumble from door to door + she grows for ever + evermore.
Trill critter, trill, set the fear filled people running + answer she the echoes answer with more 'mallows falling, falling, falling.
Marsh mallows were known to be huge. And the trilling was deafening. They trilled if you got too close to them and were unfortunate enough to catch it's attention. And they will follow you till you die! They somehow hop/ ooze along on their oblong bodies and make destruction in their paths. And it was written that the fuzzy coated creatures would someday engulf the world with their considerable mass. Count it good that the creatures only inhabit swampland as a natural habitat....

[grannie9]

Ohhhh.. you dang fool.. that is drool.. The spit is the sticky stuff all over you, from being chewed up a bit.. It happens.. I know... ;)

[Darksheare]

Habs, ya got me. his is my normal self. Though you wouldn't be able to tell it from the outside. (Like in the post to palo, the face says 'tilt' and the mind is going 'hey man, lets get this guy.')
My rose tried to keep growing all winter, it was supposed to go dormant. Instead it went dormant as soon as it warmed up a bit. (It's what is termed a rogue. *shrugs* Go fig.) But when it starts growing a bit again, it'll have buds all over. I'll have to take a pic of it once it blooms. That should be June 20th or so. Laters -Darksheare

[grannie9]

This can cause some to drool... Pull in that lower lip now...

[westmex]

Is that palo getting ready? For what I wouldn't know...lol...
....Westy...

[westmex]

Back in a few. Still more chores to do.....
....Westy...