9 Things Women Are Better At Than Men

The Bee ^ | Jul 22, 2026 | The Bee

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There's no denying the natural order of things — there are some things women are just plain better at than men. Being aware of these things can help life go more smoothly.

Here are things women are irrefutably better at than men:

1. Having X chromosomes: They're literally twice as good as men are at this.

2. Growing human beings inside of them: There has yet to be a man to accomplish this feat.

3. Making sandwiches: This isn't even close.

4. Allowing sin into the world: Another historic achievement that has never been matched.

5. Finding the milk carton in the fridge: Dudes can't even do it when it's right in front of them.

6. Asking for directions when driving: Always willing to get help when they need it.

7. Giving directions when not driving: Always willing to give help when you don't need it.

8. Smelling good: Or even being remotely attractive, for that matter.

9. Wearing dresses: Have you seen how guys look when they try to do it? Woof.

No use arguing about it. When it comes to the things listed above, the ladies have it. What else are women better at than men?

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Narcissism

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Tolerating others’ misery

[Tell It Right]

15. Camel Toe-ing: Women are much better than men. (No I won't post photos, Laz)

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Marrying for money

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Manipulation

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Not being able to close their yapper.

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Virtue signaling

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Hypergamy

[Tell It Right]

16. Shaving armpit hair: Women are generally better at that than men except for male soccer fans.

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Gold digging

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Fiendzoning

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Finding the milk carton in the fridge: Dudes can't even do it when it's right in front of them.

Kids have the same problem. The Cubs will call to me, "where are the pickles?" In the door, same place they have been for the past eight years.

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Double standards

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Solipsism

Solipsism (from Latin sōlus 'alone' and ipse 'self') the philosophical position that only one's own mind is certain to exist.

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Monkey branching

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Cheating, infidelity

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Cat fighting

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Intuition

No question of that one

[FlingWingFlyer]

10. Forcing male voters to vote with their TSA "Junk" instead of their brains.

11. When they are nominated for President, the always choose a moron named Tiny Timmy for their V.P.

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Unfortunately, both sexes seem to be equally susceptible to Groupthink.

However, the types of Groupthink that attract women and men are different - women seem to more readily fall prey to quack medicine, New Age mumbo-jumbo, and various mindless pop culture fads, while Groupthink in men manifests itself as following conspiracy theories, religious fanaticism (e.g. young Muslim men), etc.