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9 Things Women Are Better At Than Men
The Bee ^ | Jul 22, 2026 | The Bee

Posted on 07/23/2026 10:00:38 AM PDT by dayglored

There's no denying the natural order of things — there are some things women are just plain better at than men. Being aware of these things can help life go more smoothly.

Here are things women are irrefutably better at than men:

  1. Having X chromosomes: They're literally twice as good as men are at this.

  2. Growing human beings inside of them: There has yet to be a man to accomplish this feat.

  3. Making sandwiches: This isn't even close.

  4. Allowing sin into the world: Another historic achievement that has never been matched.

  5. Finding the milk carton in the fridge: Dudes can't even do it when it's right in front of them.

  6. Asking for directions when driving: Always willing to get help when they need it.

  7. Giving directions when not driving: Always willing to give help when you don't need it.

  8. Smelling good: Or even being remotely attractive, for that matter.

  9. Wearing dresses: Have you seen how guys look when they try to do it? Woof.
No use arguing about it. When it comes to the things listed above, the ladies have it. What else are women better at than men?


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KEYWORDS: babylonbee; men; satire; women
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To: T.B. Yoits

Being a Karen

always being cold


101 posted on 07/23/2026 11:14:19 AM PDT by woodbutcher1963
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To: dayglored

Understanding toddlers and what they are trying to communicate or need. Wiping crumbs and grease off kitchen counters. Making the bed with the covers “straight”. Stifling the use of profanity. Brushing teeth twice EVERY DAY.

I’ll probably think of more.


102 posted on 07/23/2026 11:14:31 AM PDT by NEMDF
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To: dayglored

Cat fights


103 posted on 07/23/2026 11:21:17 AM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: Sacajaweau

Silence


104 posted on 07/23/2026 11:22:41 AM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: All
husband
105 posted on 07/23/2026 11:42:44 AM PDT by Karliner (Heb 4:12 Rom 8:28 Rev 3, "...This is the end of the beginning." Churchill)
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To: dayglored
Pointing out every mistake you ever make. Pairs well with "Why didn't you...", and/or "You should have..."

Complaining about everything.

Telling you what you "need" to do.

Asking for your opinion, and then immediately arguing with you about why it's wrong.

Offering their opinion, about everything, all the time, despite never being asked for it.

I could go on, but I'll leave it to others.

106 posted on 07/23/2026 11:48:54 AM PDT by Sicon ("All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others." - G. Orwell)
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To: dayglored

The left out the most important thing!


107 posted on 07/23/2026 11:49:56 AM PDT by Savage Beast (When the student is ready, the teacher appears. When the people are ready, the hero appears.)
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To: dayglored

Fibromyalgia.


108 posted on 07/23/2026 11:51:09 AM PDT by mikey_hates_everything
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To: Savage Beast

“The left out the most important thing!”

... thinking ...

Beer gut?


109 posted on 07/23/2026 11:51:10 AM PDT by TexasGator (/1.1Yn.11-1i11'./1)
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To: dayglored

Being cold regardless of the ambient temperature.


110 posted on 07/23/2026 11:52:49 AM PDT by mikey_hates_everything
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To: T.B. Yoits

Being catty with other women.


111 posted on 07/23/2026 11:53:16 AM PDT by fwdude (Why is there a "far/radical right," but damned if they'll admit that there is a far/radical left)
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To: Tell It Right

16. Shaving armpit hair: Women are generally better at that than men except for male soccer fans.

And male body builders.


112 posted on 07/23/2026 11:58:33 AM PDT by Morgana ( “Abortion is the ultimate exploitation of women.” — Alice Paul 🇺🇸 )
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To: T.B. Yoits

I’m talking about ascertaining what people are really thinking or feeling
I always took my wife to important biz meetings for that
I’m sticking with my assertion

After dinner with another couple

Me: “well they seemed good”

Rib: “not really”

Then she’d explain what she picked up on that went right over my head


113 posted on 07/23/2026 12:06:11 PM PDT by wardaddy (If u hate Trump you're stupid Tor clueless and what's going on We're fighting for our civilization s)
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To: sit-rep
LOL!

My ex-wife was also big about holding onto negative things more than positive things. And, like yours, she'd try to be a smart alec (using history).

In a years-long divorce and custody dispute (after she cheated and left, thank you, Jesus! LOL) in court she'd spew venom based on hearsay, all of which were lies she'd made up out of thin air years prior but said it so often she believed it. While I focused on verifiable information in the here-and-now. I wasted tons of money on two different attorneys, both of which specialized only in tabulating billable hours. LOL

And because the custody battle went on for years after our divorce was final, by the time custody was decided I had fallen in love and married. I was broke from paying attorneys and had to learn how to represent myself (pro se). And through the grace of God, I won custody! As a man! Again, part of that was on focus on presenting verifiable information while my ex kept fuming on old make believe hearsay (even while her attorney was trying to stay focused).

I'll admit, though, part of the fun on the last court date was something my ex-wife said to the judge (she was broke and had to represent herself too, so she had no attorney to keep her in check). While I was making my case that I had a better environment for the kids than my ex, I stated that in the years since my ex left that I've remarried and can provide a two-parent household for the kids; my ex-wife is a single parent because she's unable to find another mate unless he just got out of prison. Reflexively, my ex-wife interjected and gnarled at the judge (a man) that the only reason I marred my new wife is because she's attractive and my ex had heard me call my wife "Gorgeous" like it's her name. LOL The judge, looking at me, chuckled a bit at my ex's expense. LOL

Decades later multiple times per day I still call my wife "Gorgeous" like it's her name. Now that the kids are grown and moved out (thank you Jesus!) I rarely see my ex, maybe once every few years. When I do, if my wife is present I sometimes ask my wife to hang onto me longingly while I call her Gorgeous. LOL

114 posted on 07/23/2026 12:15:49 PM PDT by Tell It Right (1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: esquirette

My wife, the surgeon, would say that is because women are generally in less risky and less challenging areas of surgery.

And are especially prone to refusing to perform a particularly hard case.

I think she’s one of three female board certified trauma surgeons in our state. “Not because women can’t do it. Or discrimination. Because they’re chicken.” (None of which are my words.)

(Can you tell I’ve heard this discussion a few times?)


115 posted on 07/23/2026 12:15:59 PM PDT by TheThirdRuffian (Orange is the new brown)
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To: T.B. Yoits

Looks like your posts must have hit a little too close to home for some on this thread LOL.

The “MUH SOGGY KNEE” card was pulled so we know a nerve was struck along the way.


116 posted on 07/23/2026 12:38:33 PM PDT by pburiak (You really think we can vote our way out of this? That's so cute...)
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To: dayglored; All

Number 1 is incorrect. Sin is Adam’s fault.


117 posted on 07/23/2026 12:57:17 PM PDT by cowboyusa (YESHUA IS KING OF AMERICA!)
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To: dayglored; All

Number 4


118 posted on 07/23/2026 1:02:35 PM PDT by cowboyusa (YESHUA IS KING OF AMERICA!)
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To: dayglored

Never being wrong. At least, consistently insisting that they aren’t.


119 posted on 07/23/2026 1:45:57 PM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (Perfection is impossible. But if you pursue perfection you may achieve excellence - - Vince Lombardi)
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To: Tell It Right

BTTT!!


120 posted on 07/23/2026 1:48:55 PM PDT by sit-rep (START DEMANDING INDICTMENTS NOW!!!!!)
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