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1 posted on 07/18/2026 9:17:32 AM PDT by DFG
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Oh come on, who hasn’t done that at least one time in their life?


2 posted on 07/18/2026 9:18:08 AM PDT by dfwgator ("I am Charlie Kirk!")
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For those of you who had the unfortunate experience of seeing this gentleman surfing naked on top of a moving locomotive yesterday, I want you to know..."

It was Abraham Lincoln. Without clothes, of course.


4 posted on 07/18/2026 9:20:47 AM PDT by rlmorel (Factio Communistica Sinensis Delenda Est)
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5 posted on 07/18/2026 9:20:50 AM PDT by Frank Drebin (And don't ever let me catch you guys in America!)
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He reportedly expressed to law enforcement his love of vodka, beer and the banjo.


I want to party with this guy!


7 posted on 07/18/2026 9:21:29 AM PDT by dfwgator ("I am Charlie Kirk!")
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How is it different than naked bikes riders??


8 posted on 07/18/2026 9:21:43 AM PDT by ThisLittleLightofMine
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He reportedly expressed to law enforcement his love of vodka, beer and the banjo.

He should have tried Bourbon, Bluegrass and The Bible instead: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXHTem0klwc
9 posted on 07/18/2026 9:22:32 AM PDT by posterchild
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Is he a DNC candidate?


10 posted on 07/18/2026 9:23:21 AM PDT by SMARTY (In politics, stupidity is not a handicap. Napoleon Bonaparte I)
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“Unfortunately, we had to separate him from those loves and the train ride”

LOL...and yet another GREAT sheriff! Giving Florida a run for the money.


11 posted on 07/18/2026 9:24:11 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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There are six main types of banjos, categorized primarily by their number of strings and construction: 5-string (Bluegrass/Old-Time), 4-string (Tenor/Plectrum), 6-string (Banjitar), banjo ukuleles, mandolin banjos, and electric banjos. Maybe he couldn’t figure out what kind of banjo to play.


12 posted on 07/18/2026 9:24:22 AM PDT by kawhill (Dywedwch wrthym because + Add translation Welsh-English dictionary 'Tell Us')
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God forbid men have hobbies
14 posted on 07/18/2026 9:29:19 AM PDT by Salman (We need to proceed as if the system were completely broken, because it is. )
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A true, hold muh beer, meth fueled moment.


15 posted on 07/18/2026 9:30:32 AM PDT by blackdog (The philosophy of the schoolroom in one generation will be the philosophy of government in the next.)
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A true, hold muh beer, meth fueled moment.


16 posted on 07/18/2026 9:30:48 AM PDT by blackdog (The philosophy of the schoolroom in one generation will be the philosophy of government in the next.)
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One caboose per train, please!


18 posted on 07/18/2026 9:31:42 AM PDT by PTBAA
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One shot, one bourbon, one beer......


19 posted on 07/18/2026 9:33:25 AM PDT by CFW
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Re “… surfing naked on top of a moving locomotive…”

I mean, if you’re gonna go, go in style…


20 posted on 07/18/2026 9:33:59 AM PDT by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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Obviously you have to stop him, and he destroyed property that ain’t his, so he must get punished.

—Attention whore?

—Tripping on something?

—A bet?

—Just bored and wanting to do something exciting?

You can almost bet it’s one of those.

I have a buddy who lost the front of his foot because he was bored and playing around on trains that went by. Suddenly, the front of his foot was missing. It ain’t entirely safe to be screwing around with these things. They can kill you even in slow motion.


22 posted on 07/18/2026 9:37:01 AM PDT by Red6
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and this is from such a conservative state as Colorado!


23 posted on 07/18/2026 9:37:02 AM PDT by 2nd Amendment
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Was he from Florida? This is a Florida Man type story.


25 posted on 07/18/2026 9:44:50 AM PDT by ripnbang ("An armed man is a citizen, an unarmed man, a subject.")
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Everybody’s doing a brand new dance now......


27 posted on 07/18/2026 9:52:36 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (It's not what the media reports; it's what they don't report that's important)
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He reportedly expressed to law enforcement his love of vodka, beer and the banjo.

“Daniel expressed his love of vodka, beer and playing the banjo. Unfortunately, we had to separate him from those loves and the train ride,” said the sheriff’s office.

 

I wanna meet this guy. Does he have a GoFundMe for legal expenses? I'm in.

28 posted on 07/18/2026 9:54:22 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (It's not what the media reports; it's what they don't report that's important)
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